fae/she/they

💖 ~and the universe said you are not seperate from every other thing~ 🎮🎶 starsystem✌😈 body age 28 *no tribute no response. DNI broke men*

[choked2death-deactivated2026020]

ur unwillingness to either kill or die for me makes u boring and insufferable

[princessmyriad]

<3

x <3 x

[04k96]

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[bonniebugsy]

OP I think that might be the Devil

[cruelfeast]

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[cyle]

one that drives around near where i live has a massive bumper sticker that says “I NOW DRIVE THIS IN SHAME” in big bold red text

[guyintraffic]

Happy pride month to older women stuck in a heteronormative world, happy pride month to 40yo women that are still pining after a woman they havent seen in 20 years, and happy pride month to stanley tucci

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Need to wear a shirt that says this

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[shaydh]

"why is THAT your fetish"

idk i was probably scared of it so i decided to get horny about it instead. to deal with my fear. fuck off.

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[desultory-suggestions]

Your body is a good body. It’s okay if your body is sick. It’s okay if it is weakened. It’s okay if your body will never be healthy. Your body is a good body.

[interweb-poster]

scare-adise island draculaura

[dolly-till-i-die]

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling