Jaz1312

They/Them genderqueer

[jaz1312]

dni if you believe in the virtue of the flesh and worldy desire

[jaz1312]

getting a dick tattoo that just says "DICK"

[jaz1312]

havin no belt will have you pullin yo pants up so hard yo balls turn into a camel toe

[jaz1312]

im overdosing on that red40 #red40mahhxhxinbhhhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[jaz1312]

just drank so much red 40 my blood turned red... #red40maxxing

[jaz1312]

yeah, i love ai. Artificial Ingredients!!!! #red40maxxing

[jaz1312]

we dont talk enough about how playing and having fun is super problematic :((( ur playing and having fun without me which makes it evil playing and having fun

[jaz1312]

instead of the weekend they should call it the strongend because the weekend doesnt weakend you it strengthend you

[cutecipher]

when you see some food that's only a little poisoned

[jaz1312]

two dogs sleeping on top of each other. has anyone ever thought of this? how much shareholder value could this generate?

[jaz1312]

i do a lot more than ill advised painful body modification. for example i am also brewing alcohol under my bathroom sink. here is my freshly healed glow scar

[jaz1312]

any time u wonder "man i wonder what jaz is doin" im prolly touchin myself not even jerking off im just grippin and releasin that thangamabob

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[jaz1312]

doctor! this white boy is severely deficient in limp bizkit! he needs 25 ccs of rollin or he risks a slow miserable suicide!

[jaz1312]

my pants are too tight around my titanically muscular thighs and perfectly sculpted ass and it feels like im walkin around with leg weights- perfect ive just caused the entire population of homosexual men to get so rock hard that they died and now theres a power vacuum for me to claim dominion over earth

[cognitohazardous]

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

[jaz1312]

eat my blood and cum gimme caffeine and sushi and blast road train by king gizzard and the lizard wizard its the factory you stupid fuck its lit