[cithaerons]

for my final project i will be disappearing into the mountains

[zintersoldier]

anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

[sixpenceee]

An Ethiopian opal geode. 

[cithaerons]

for my final project i will be disappearing into the mountains

[princesspudgey-blog]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[nabukazi]

[mysharona1987]

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?

me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no 

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

“the second picture, of her sister being eaten by a shark, was a gift.”

[flavoracle]

A true gift to humanity.

[princesspudgey-blog]

2 possible answers for the whole 'berenstain bears' controversy

possibility 1: At some point within the last 10 years, our timeline merged with a parallel universe thus proving the multiverse theory.

possibility 2: Humans are so stubborn that they'd rather believe that our entire timeline has been interfered with by another universe than admit that they were wrong about the title of a children's book.

[tha--snazzle]

Here's a thing you can do for Prince

Be a little weirder, be a little more you. Wear yr hair that one way nobody else likes. Shave – or skip it – if it makes you feel free. Tell the joke when it strikes you, sing with your headphones on the train, compliment a stranger – the way you’d want to be complimented if someone found they were suddenly in love with you.

The most purple thing we can do is to be wholly ourselves, even if doing that thing is a little scarier or a little harder.

[burning-leather-hell-age]

Bless u

[averagefairy]

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

[rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum-deact]

Maybe you’re a bitch

[averagefairy]

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring