[mathewcuthbertstanaccount]

The fact that Stevie is a "girls" name and Robbie is a "boys" name

No one is doing gender like these two

[unown]

y’all can’t even boycott los pollos hermanos

[deadeyesopened]

people who use pads:

tampon people:

[juiceguy]

[mysharona1987]

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

[blackgirlsreverything]

[aspaceinthecosmos]

the new composite james webb image is so beautiful ive been staring at it for 10 minutes straight

featuring jupiters rings, amalthea (along with a bunch of other moons), the northern and southern auroras, and the great red spot

EDIT: FAQs answered here

[setzeri]

It's impossible to pick the silliest moment of Resident Evil 4, but this one is certainly up there.

[rogersandclarke]

you shouldve raised a baby girl you shouldve called a better saul!!!!!!!

[danvssomethingorother]

Holy fucking shit.

I was reading through the transcripts from 6 on the wiki page and it’s canon Leon is suicidal.

[ilyascock]

every steddie fic ever

[carfuckerlynch]

brain hungry feed it 100000 albums

[femmevender]

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

[actualhumancryptid]

Goodnight nipples, clothed or bare. Goodnight cleavage everywhere.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”

[fivemanwaltz]

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

[ricepisspee]

SCIENTISTS HAVE DONE WHAT SOCIETY NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE - CREATED A NEW "HYPERFOOD" THAT "taste good" AND "doesn't hurt my tummy"

[bogleech]

Chocolate guy is 10x cooler finding out he uses actual delicious high quality chocolate like you’d really want to eat instead of any weird nasty kind special-made for sculpting. It’s like if those people who decorate elaborate cakes used actual icing instead of inedible fondant.

[marxistmiku]

[oarfjsh]

mantis friend (mantis religiosa found in austria)