[carfuckerlynch]

jack/the captain. she/he/it. TME. bisexual faggotthing. 25. i post about whatever my it’s not any kind of organized. i tag badly. lmk if you need smth i’ll do my best. prev urls: in-cold-bloodhangyouup, pressurepride

no terfs, no radfems, no thinspo. harry potter fans fuck all the way off. seriously if u have ur house in ur bio i am blocking u on sight so just save us both the time. 18+ only pls unless were already mutuals

icon by my friend @dustangel

send me $5+ and dm me for my email and i’ll proofread your papers. i promise i’m good at it.

outfit requests open!

i’ve put all my original post navigation tags on here

[id: a dni banner. on the far left is a small image of william shakespeare pointing a gun at the viewer. the banner is green and reads in all-caps sans serif “anti-stratfordians DNI. this user believes shakespeare wrote his plays.” /end ID)

[carfuckerlynch]

ordered banh mi for breakfast and left a note saying no jalapeño please :) and guess how I found out that they did not read that note.

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[zeepop]

[picklesinabottle]

I think the ways grace and rocky go about saying "hey don't be sad we are competent" are 1 really sweet and 2 sososo funny because grace, ever the teacher, will be like "hey don't be sad, I'm a science human, we'll figure it out together" and rocky will be like "oh my god stop crying you dumbass, I figured out how to solve the problem twenty minutes ago. lack of sleep is making you stupid. idiot." And they're both like, wow this is exactly what I needed to hear <3

[cryptotheism]

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

[jame7t]

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[snapjaw-scavenger]

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

my grub #mygrub

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

my glorpgrub #glorpgrub

[meanbuddhist]

i guess i will have to save myself

[hideki-koga]

アカショウビン（Ruddy Kingfisher）

[adamnagaitis]

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious