[firebreathingeli]

I’m all of them at once

[hausmensch]

U ever wanna talk about your emotions?: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus Tien: Aquarius, Aries, Gemini, Cancer David: Sagittarius, Pisces, Leo, Libra

[mielparaoshun]

I’m so David omg

[crescendohowell]

the only millennial headline that matters

[squidbroom]

reblog if you want dinner more than sex

[saywhat-politics]

[mdtwn]

happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

[spacecrygirl]

[hypersexualsportswear]

girls... i think bernie sanders can still win this election ^_^

[weavemama]

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

Don’t let anyone stop you from voting

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[guncharge]

i got the job :)

[drayofsun]

This always pops up when I need it 😌

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[satans-little-harlot]

Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way

Anyone who disagrees can fight me

[7718-deactivated20220924]

I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down

[satans-little-harlot]

A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

[nohrianadvisor]

reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down

[gooodlongtime]

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

My fav thing is looking really hot in front of people who once made me feel like shit about my appearance

[bob-belcher]

[heavytitty]

millennials: literally bond over their desire to die y'all stupid ass scientists: pull some shit like this

[koi--strology]

reasons to date the signs

aries

they’re super hot

they offer to beat up anyone you don’t like

tickle fights

fun as hell

taurus

always telling you how cute you are

never forgets to text back

best at hugging!!!

wants to buy you things

gemini

you never run out of things to talk about

dank memes

cutest fucking smiles

just wants you to be happy

cancer

rlly good kissers

also rlly good at cuddling

will mother you

you’ll feel so safe and happy

leo

good hair

random trips to the grocery store

they will INSIST on buying you things

will never ignore you

virgo

will take you to a bookstore

loves holding hands with you

will be sooo gentle and soft with you

wants you to do your best

libra

will never pass up the opportunity to compliment you

GREAT kissers

will treat you like royalty

loves the cliche romance shit

scorpio

they’ll stay up late for you

long hugs and neck kisses

might let you win at mario kart

will fight for you

sagittarius

will drive you anywhere you want

fucking hilarious

will be friends with all of your friends

will always think the best of you

capricorn

are so classy and chivalrous 

are too good for you but thinks you’re too good for them

will make you cupcakes for no reason

plays with your hair

aquarius

shares cool wikipedia articles with you

loves you more than they love themselves

will never bore you

makes dank memes

pisces

will compare you to beautiful things

will 100% bring you flowers 

charms your parents

is so gentle and shy with you

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

[iverbz]

pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

[donanananana-deactivated2018012]

@sangriagloss

[borderline--feline]

what i say: im sensitive

what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die