depressed&high

[println-depressed]

Yoo Jonghyuk: Kim Dokja, I love you.

Kim Dokja *laughing nervously*: Is this joke or something? Are you secretly plotting to kill me?

[println-depressed]

Shin Yoosung with Kim Dokja: I am a child.

Shin Yoosung with Lee Gilyoung and Lee Jihye: I am the only adult here.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: I don’t feel so good.

Yoo Jonghyuk: Well maybe it because you have a FUCKING KNIFE IN YOUR SIDE.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: I have a plan.

Han Sooyoung: does it involve self sacrifice?

Kim Dokja: I said I have a plan, not a fucking miracle.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: I can explain.

Yoo Jonghyuk: Can you?

Kim Dokja: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: I turned out perfectly fine!

Yoo Sangah: Dokja-ssi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kim Dokja: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

[println-depressed]

Han Sooyoung: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Shin Yoosung, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Han Sooyoung:

Han Sooyoung: fsh

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Han Sooyoung: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Kim Dokja: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Han Sooyoung: But – that’s just a trash can.

Kim Dokja: It sure is!

[println-depressed]

Han Sooyoung: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Kim Dokja: I think you mean cards.

Han Sooyoung, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja, pointing: May I sit there?

Yoo Jonghyuk: That's my lap

Kim Dokja: That doesn't answer my question, Yoo Jonghyuk

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: Change is inedible.

Yoo Jonghyuk: Don't you mean inevitable?

Kim Dokja, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Yoo Jonghyuk: Wasn't Han Sooyong with you?

Han Sooyong: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Yoo Jonghyuk: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Han Sooyong: Smad.

[println-depressed]

Kim Dokja: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Yoo Jonghyuk: Kim Dokja no.

Han Sooyong: Mistlefoe.

Yoo Jonghyuk: Please stop encouraging him.

[println-depressed]

*Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja sitting in jail together*

Kim Dokja: So who should we call?

Han Sooyoung: I’d call Yoo Jonghyuk, but I feel safer in jail

[println-depressed]

Yoo Jonghyuk: Why are you on the floor?

Kim Dokja: I'm depressed.

Kim Dokja: Also I was stabbed, can you get Lee Seolwha, please.