Yoo Jonghyuk: Kim Dokja, I love you.
Kim Dokja *laughing nervously*: Is this joke or something? Are you secretly plotting to kill me?
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Yoo Jonghyuk: Kim Dokja, I love you.
Kim Dokja *laughing nervously*: Is this joke or something? Are you secretly plotting to kill me?
Shin Yoosung with Kim Dokja: I am a child.
Shin Yoosung with Lee Gilyoung and Lee Jihye: I am the only adult here.
Kim Dokja: I don’t feel so good.
Yoo Jonghyuk: Well maybe it because you have a FUCKING KNIFE IN YOUR SIDE.
Kim Dokja: I have a plan.
Han Sooyoung: does it involve self sacrifice?
Kim Dokja: I said I have a plan, not a fucking miracle.
Kim Dokja: I can explain.
Yoo Jonghyuk: Can you?
Kim Dokja: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Kim Dokja: I turned out perfectly fine!
Yoo Sangah: Dokja-ssi, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Kim Dokja: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Han Sooyoung: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Shin Yoosung, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Han Sooyoung:
Han Sooyoung: fsh
Kim Dokja: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Han Sooyoung: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Kim Dokja: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Kim Dokja, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Han Sooyoung: But – that’s just a trash can.
Kim Dokja: It sure is!
Han Sooyoung: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kim Dokja: I think you mean cards.
Han Sooyoung, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Kim Dokja, pointing: May I sit there?
Yoo Jonghyuk: That's my lap
Kim Dokja: That doesn't answer my question, Yoo Jonghyuk
Kim Dokja: Change is inedible.
Yoo Jonghyuk: Don't you mean inevitable?
Kim Dokja, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Kim Dokja: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Yoo Jonghyuk: Wasn't Han Sooyong with you?
Han Sooyong: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Kim Dokja: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Yoo Jonghyuk: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Han Sooyong: Smad.
Kim Dokja: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Yoo Jonghyuk: Kim Dokja no.
Han Sooyong: Mistlefoe.
Yoo Jonghyuk: Please stop encouraging him.
*Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja sitting in jail together*
Kim Dokja: So who should we call?
Han Sooyoung: I’d call Yoo Jonghyuk, but I feel safer in jail
Yoo Jonghyuk: Why are you on the floor?
Kim Dokja: I'm depressed.
Kim Dokja: Also I was stabbed, can you get Lee Seolwha, please.