Name: Helga Björn Soderström III
Age: 229 Surrealian years (equivalent to 26 human years)
Species: Surrealian halfbreed, Nordic alien
Bio: Helga is a cyclopean Surrealian halfbreed born from a rural part of Gothenburg, Sweden. Her mother was a one-eyed Surrealian who had limbs and a head, while her father was a tall, pale-skinned nordic alien who hailed from an ice planet known as Orzaak Yamaada. She lives in a condominium with her roommate Femke, who is also her lesbian girlfriend. She has a happy-go-lucky, sincere, and amusing personality and enjoys the company of others. Her favorite plants are sunflowers, harebells, cloudberries, and hibiscuses, and her favorite animals are chickens, ducks, squirrels, peacocks, and owls.
She has a career as a linguistics teacher at a university, teaching the students there languages such as German, French, Polish, Italian, and mainly English. However, despite her being a very well-respected staff member among her fellow peers, she was never known for being the most fortunate when it came to being a subject of student pranks, including ones that ended with humiliation. One time when she was participating in a theater stage performance, wearing a ballroom dress, two female students named Zuramia and Talzella left a hanging rope with a hook on which then snagged the posterior of her costume. As she moved further away, her dress stretched until the whole backside of her dress ripped off, exposing her entire bare butt to the crowd. That was a prank she could never live down since. The second time was during Halloween when a student named Garry a had rubber bat on a stick while sitting in a tree, when Helga was strolling across a path, Garry lowed it down towards her face, literally scaring her out of her shoes making her faint in the process.
As for what she does in her spare time, there are three things. The first is enjoying the sun or having pool time while wearing her favorite leotard (which oftentimes rides up between her buttocks, to the point of it looking like a thong leotard), the second is painting plants, animals, and Scandinavian mythical creatures, and playing music with her keyboard. During rainy days, she occasionally does songs about the seasons or her experiences traveling across Central Europe, sometimes with Femke alongside her. Sometimes she visits the beach to find seashells and other treasures in the seaside, or go jogging with her girlfriend.