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ANNIE PARKER // PENNED BY XAN.

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hi everyone my friend is holding my laptop hostage but I have a bunch of stuff written it just needs to be formatted and junk hopefully I can queue it up today

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i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?

         “ nope. “ her features settle into an exaggeratedly calm expression, trying to pretend that it was the most normal response she could give to anyone in the multiverse. unfortunately, a smile still manages to pull at her lips & her expression softens, if only a bit, “ come on. not even star wars? “

         * infinity war // accepting!!!

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annie has organic webbing n thats the tea

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sb: annie what are you going to college for?  annie: minecraft

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Beverly Marsh // It (2017)

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       she’s gonna eat a spider.

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i lost more than you could know .

        annie looks to the man before her, something dark settling in her stomach. this was her dad — or at least, a version of one. one who had last the spark that made spider-man a hero, one that had rotted from the inside out. it wasn’t often that she could claim she was uncomfortable; she could always adapt, she could always rise above... but this? this was nuts.  she didn’t like this, “ yeah — everyone’s lost something. doesn’t mean you have to let that win. “

     *  infinity war // accepting!

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" i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ? "

         “ oh, come on! “ the response is exaggerated, dramatic. it’s only emphasized by the smile on her face just begging to turn into a smirk. she knew she could probably get away with one, maybe two more references... but she’d be a liar if she said she wasn’t already looking forward to whatever banter she would exchange with her mother, “ not even one? i could save it for the perfect moment. “

      *  infinity war // accepting!

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 *   AVENGERS   :   INFINITY   WAR   SENTENCE   STARTERS   .

 warning   !   this   post   contains   quotes   from   the   movie   &.   thus   contains   spoilers   !   don’t   reblog   if   you   haven’t   seen   it   &.   don’t   want   it   spoiled   .   (   feel   free   to   change   pronouns   ,   etc   .   this   is   not   in   chronological   order   )   .

did you do it ?

what did it cost ?

what exactly is it that they do ?

oh , screw you , i’ll do it myself !

you will never be a god .

what did you imagine ?

this does put a smile on my face .

what’s the matter with you , kids ? you’ve never seen a spaceship before ?

oh , we’re using our made-up names ? in that case , i’m _____ .

let’s talk about this plan of yours . i think it’s good , except it sucks .

i swore off dairy , but then ben & jerry’s named a flavor after me .

evacuate the city ! engage all defenses !

you should have gone for the head .

i assure you , the sun will shine on us again .

in time , you will know what it’s like to lose .

dread it . run from it . destiny still arrives .

i’m sorry … i’m sorry .

you’re invited to my wedding .

don’t forget this might be dangerous , so let’s put on our mean faces .

death follows him like a shadow .

you have my respect . 

i hope they remember you .

you kill and torture and you call it mercy .

you failed .

did we just lose ?

who the hell are you guys ?

today we don’t fight for any life … we fight for all of them .

so this is it ? it’s all been leading to this .

it’s alright .

you could never hurt me .

no resurrections this time .

how is it you know this place so well ?

i do have a bit of experience in that arena .

i lost more than you could know .

but now is no time to mourn .

wake him up .

you really are the worst .

i saved you .

what master do you serve ?

what master do i serve ? what am i supposed to say , jesus ?

dude , you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards .

i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?

all this , just for a drop of blood .

where’s your other friend ?

you will have nothing but dust , and blood .

we have blood to spare .

i should’ve stayed on the bus !

congratulations , you’re a prophet .

i’m a survivor .

you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet .

it means get lost squidward !

i got you . i got you .

he did it .

what is this ? what the hell is happening ?

i will take it off your corpse .

he’ll die alone , as will you .

i  need you to create a diversion .

we’re all gonna die !

i thought you might be hungry .

you were supposed to protect us .

what did you do ?

you’re a total d-hole .

i know what it’s like to lose .

you should have killed me !

i don’t want to go , please , i don’t want to go .

this is no place to die .

i told you … that you would die for that .

we’re in the endgame now .

it was the only way .

motherf-

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annie can’t braid her own hair 2k19

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      anyways, i still have a few followers here but i’m gonna recycle this blog since i never used it. if you’re into spider-man or more specifically... spiderling, stick around for this blog’s descent into a blog for annie may parker. <3 

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rules // dash !

first & foremost, i am a private & selective blog. i will not tolerate this rule being ignored. i don’t mean to be harsh, but this is the most commonly ignored rule on any of my blogs & i made this blog in order to get away from that chaos. on this blog i will be incredibly selective with who i follow & if i do not follow you, i probably don’t have any interest in interacting with you on this particular blog. if you think there’s been some kind of mistake, shoot me an ask.

the ims feature will be used exclusively for ooc interaction. i don’t like rping on it, i will not. if you ever want to write outside of tumblr, my discord is available to mutuals.

on shipping, i like to discuss romantic ships ooc but i do love them! no grossness, shipping will only happen in verses where annie is older, ect. 

on the subject of time. i do have a life. i have friends & a job & i’ll have school soon. i will not ever let this source of relief become a source of stress… i won’t tolerate pressure to get replies out. if it takes me more than a week to respond, you are welcome to remind me if we have a thread but do not push me past that unless discussed otherwise. now would also be a good time to mention i run three blogs & at the moment. this does not mean, however, that i will ignore my other blogs completely. sometimes i will run queue’s here. everything in a queue will be tagged as such.

i am very severe anxiety. please be patient with me.if i don’t respond immediately, don’t take it personally. i’m a very friendly & open person, but sometimes i will disappear just to take a second to breathe

i have trouble keeping track of what i should & should not tag. please tell me directly if it is not stated explicitly in your rules what you do not want to see. i will tag it as ’ trigger //

i am very comfortable with duplicates. the headcanons i write are welcome to others who write any of my muses, i love any duplicate au’s or anything else you can think of. all i ask is that if you use any of the content on my blog that you credit me. i would also appreciate you telling me if you do, but that can be scary sometimes so it’s not a requirement. i don’t expect the same from others; your headcanons are your own & i will not adopt them without permission/credit.  

i reblog so many memes. so many memes. if we’re mutuals & you want to send me a meme, send me a meme. send me two memes. send me ten memes. fuck me up with memes.