We can save the world with this

please call me dabe

[anti-johndave-blog]

please send me a smash demo code

i will ship johndave for a code

[pro-johndave-blog]

Please send Jogn a smash demo code

[pro-johndave-blog]

> at friends house > they go to the bathroom > fuckyes.png > snoop through computer > fuckyes.png > johndave folder > filled with porn > close out of window, try to control joy > friend comes back > ohshit.png > starts talking about johndave with me, i knew they were a homestuck, but this is even better > the spaghetti starts to come out in a stream from my mouth > i begin to cry tears of joy > spaghetti everywhere, im crying, friend shits themselves > propose and get married, 2 kids named john and dave

[pro-johndave-blog]

Did you know? A blind artist once regained his ability to see after drawing johndave fanart. His pet dog came back and he got a free pizza the same day thanks to his love of the most important ship in all of fiction

[anti-johndave-blog]

okay since you people are so obsessed with dabe im gonna share some less than savory details

me and my lowest ranking orderly (there are two additional mods besides me on this blog, i jogn am the main event tho, and u should just assume everything that is said here is said by me) were going to watch a film with him

and it was a certain animation film… in a certain series, dabe says yeah ill watch this with you guys and then guess what dabe said that they have to watch the second one and it is presumed that is what dabe did but you see he logged off without saying goodbye and never messaged back

dabe stood up 2/3’s of anti-johndave-blog how do you like your pro-johndave-blog runner NOW

[pro-johndave-blog]

I tried to say goodbye but the message never sent to you. If only you had been there for me we could have avoided this and you could be a johndave shipper. We can rebuild this if you just start shipping johndave

[pro-johndave-blog]

im like 90% sure this blog is a troll but on the off chance it isnt please bugger off you are like the nasty hairy cancerous mole on the ass of the johndave ship

Thats gross and also wrong

[pro-johndave-blog]

Johndave will be canon soon and they can defeat lord english with their love. The other ships are in the way so the characters in the bad ships are dying in preparation for the ending

[pro-johndave-blog]

Please don't attack people an the internet! Also be aware I can find out who anons are quite easily so you shouldn't go around being mean or rude to people on anon thinking you're not going to get caught! :)

I will not use the anon option. I will let people know who I am and what I stand for

[pro-johndave-blog]

You're like that one religious neighbor that knocks on peoples doors and hands them pamphlets they don't want.

Ok

[pro-johndave-blog]

It is me. I am Kanaye. (also if this isn't as the sideblog i'm gunna be really mad)

You tried so hard and got so far

[pro-johndave-blog]

'Scuse me,is there a need for an auspistice here? I can and will make a shitty side blog for this. You can even nickname me some ridiculous misspelling of Kanaya or something if you please.

No auspistice is needed but thank you for the offer

[pro-johndave-blog]

You are acting like JohnDave is a religion. You can't make people "convert" by explaining to them why your ship is "the best".

Yes i can and i will

[ippoarts-blog]

tagging your hate is like going to a pasta convention and screaming that you don’t like pasta. you can sit there and argue, “but it’s not a pasta lover’s convention and it did have to do with pasta!” but how many people go to a pasta convention that don’t like pasta?

[anti-johndave-blog]

Im wearing my johndave panties

[pro-johndave-blog]

Im glad to see you buying johndave merch. Thank you for finally changing

[pro-johndave-blog]

oh my god im fucking crying the amount of butthurt people messaging you is hilarious. well done.

I wish they would ship johndave instead of get angry at me for shipping it though

[pro-johndave-blog]

I really really really really really really really love JohnDave it was my first ship for this fandom and my OTP but please stop tagging other ships with your posts :( Sometimes it's nice to have some ships on the side, so please stop.

No

[pro-johndave-blog]

It's weird that people say you're a troll. You ship two humans.

Its weird that people call themselves open minded but refuse to ship johndave and embrace what it can do for us

[pro-johndave-blog]

You okay there?

Yes