incorrect nct quotes

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Taeil: What do you think?

Doyoung: I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree with Taeyong.

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johnny, teaching ten to drive: okay, you’re driving, and doyoung and taeyong walk into the road. quick, which do you hit?

ten: oh, definitely doyoung. i could never hurt taeyong

johnny, massaging his temples: the brakes. you hit the fucking brakes.

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Taeyong: Chenle just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.

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taeyong: here’s what i don’t understand. pizza is literally just bread, tomatoes and cheese. if you had those things as a non pizza, people would consider it to be a pretty healthy meal. why does it suddenly get a bad rep once it becomes pizza?

doyoung: homophobia.

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Chenle, texting Mark: I caught the theif.

Mark: You mean thief?

Chenle: Theif.

Mark: I before E except after C.

Chenle: Thceif.

Mark: No.

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yuta: taeyong, be careful

taeyong: [joking] i can't promise anything

yuta: then die

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Ten: Can't you at least TRY to see things from my point of view?!?

Johnny: Well, if you insist. *gets down on his knees*

Ten: Johnny, you idiot! That's not what I meant, and you know it!

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jungwoo: i’m scared

johnny: you can stand behind me if you want to

jungwoo: thanks :)))

johnny:

jungwoo:

johnny: could you please not cling to my leg

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Taeyong: “Do you think we were friends in another life?”

Doyoung: “We’re not even friends in this life.”

Taeyong: “Yeah that’s why I said “in another life” dumbass.”

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Kun: I carry a note on me at all times that says “Ten did it” just in case I’m ever murdered, because if I’m leaving this earth, I am sure as hell taking him down with me.

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*taeyong and ten watching 127 and dreamies practice*

taeyong: *sipping coffee* I pack organic snacks for all of 127's breaks.

ten: *opening a beer* That’s neat. dreamies eat sweets off the floor

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jungwoo: i’m cold

doyoung: what? [removes jacket] i told you to bring more layers but you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now i’ve got to make sure you don’t freeze to death and [takes someone else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner

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jisung: hey, what time is it?

chenle: i don’t know, pass me the recorder.

chenle: [plays recorder loudly]

renjun: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

chenle: it’s 2 am.

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jisung: i heard staying up too late can cause hallucinations

elmo with teeth: that sounds made up

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Doyoung: [arguing with Taeyong] I’m not arguing with you

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Chenle: what are those little bugs hovering around the basket of grapes?

Jeno: fruit flies I think

Chenle: *rolls eyes* no it doesn’t, Jeno

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Jungwoo: I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy.