I'm just kind of here

[notallmensheviks]

this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

[straightboyfriend]

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[sharkfests]

tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory

[memecucker]

they shot each other through a time portal

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

they both shot each other but biggie was standing really far away from tupac so the bullet hit him later

[sadhoc]

*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore

[whispelanix]

So uh… anyone remember this image floating around on the internet?

Well do I have news for you…

[notallmensheviks]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[probablynottheworstperson]

This has been an all day activity for me

[afloweroutofstone]

This radio ad for a local club’s annual Pole-A-Thon is geniunely the funniest thing I’ve heard in memory

[hydro-homies]

[garden--ghoul]

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

[beesmygod]

DESTROY false idols

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

you know when guys wear those graphic t shirts that have like “i’m fluent in sarcasm” or whatever printed on them. i think that should be a felony.

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

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