Just your average Fuck up. @probablynotyourdxddy - Tumblr Blog

Netflix and chill but the whole movie you’re sitting in my lap, on my strap-on. Not allowed to ride it, or to move, just have to keep it warm and deal with every time I feel like readjusting or playfully fucking up into you for a couple seconds.

seemsablur

settingfiretoourinsidesforfunn

done for this, but not trynna have the brownies burn :/

dontgetwisewithme

Current mood

Backing you up against the wall as you stare at me with fear in your eyes.

lauryn-order

Why am I not coming home to a naked cutie, on their knees, waiting for me with a drink, and ready for me use them however I please so I can unwind?

dangerbaby

I volunteer

lexxnova

sit on my lap at parties and sit on my face in private

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slimshanny

“Give me shelter, or show me heart.” -Ben Howard, Only Love

ridetheedge

holy shit dude

salineer

I could fall asleep to your voice every night, this is magical

wolkzz

I do

kristycatz

If your family doesn’t accept your sexuality or gender identity, I am now your family and I love you.

twomamahomestead

life tip: marry a babe. one who makes you laugh ‘till your ribs hurt. who cooks from the soul. who finds her way to your pillow even though you share a king size bed.