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[wheresmypencil]

Just a bunch of cats 🎈

[the-last-kenobi]

too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations you’ve supernaural’d the earth.

[copperbadge]

"A fan letter-writing campaign saved the earth" is now my headcanon

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[fangcore]

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

[adorablecake]

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

[whoreapologist]

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

[heritage-post]

date of origin: April 18, 2021

[gayteensupreme]

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

[justgaming365]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[evolvingessence]

[heartonthefloor]

Like….when everyone has mental illness maybe the problem is with the systems 🤔

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[filthyxangel-deactivated2021072]

[karlrincon]

what would you do if that was you?

[linkinparknews]

The end!

[gotterhag]

alxjalxksldksjskc the END

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Suspicious Oprah masterpost

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

update: 3/10/2021

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[lohboh]

Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as

• The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer

• Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites

• The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash

• A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month

[cungadero]

there’s a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day

players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it

there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a “hidden” (used loosely) shop that you could use in the site’s battle feature to turn your opponent’s neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly

[headlessandhellbent]

Let’s not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????

[plantb0t]

There’s a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar

They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets

The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left

[nyanbinary-zack-foster]

Im sorry the halloween event where what

[plantb0t]

Neopets Sam and Dean

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

i. what?

[savefrog]

Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldn’t be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog

Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)

There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponent’s expensive precious painted pet into a Chia

There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponent’s potentially very expensive weapon

There was once Neopets mobile…before the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and there’s still no way to access it

[lesbianshepard]

The avatar that took users three years to figure out after it’s release because of the ridiculously specific requirements

The original version of the penguin pet Bruce was straight up a picture of the real-life English television entertainer Bruce Forsyth 

An incident where switching over servers caused a glitch that users exploited to clone incredibly expensive items. After it was fixed any mention of the incident on the Neoboards got you frozen (somtimes permanently) with a message on how Neopets was safe and had never been hacked.

[smallhero-for-hire]

8 page short kids book class project on important/current/difficult topics! Covered the topics of change, sibling relationships and the subject of having a transgender family member (in this case an older brother!)

Was made with trans and non-binary art students!

[chickadeefriend]

Chickadees drinking from icicles!

[occasionallybirds]

Wow

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[cardenvondraken]