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you know what they say, "don't beat the dead horse out of the tree before you plant it"

from now on i'm refering to trump's penis as the tangerenis

in the yaoi chat getting downright philosophical

every text is a risky text when you have anxiety

learned about this thing called "hanging out"

it's pretty cool

but like how do you ask to hang out with people

chat i hate it here

accidentally had a thought yesterday. won't happen again.

had a dream where the new trend was to make a jennifer coolidge sona and i saw this one post on instagram that was like

"Hey guys! I just made my #JenniferCoolidgeSona! So happy with how it turned out!"

and it was just an uncannily realistic drawing of jennifer coolidge in the middle of a waterpark staring blankly at the viewer

and then people were in the comments like "Omggggg! Like the 4th of July ♥️♥️♥️"

whoever invented pan searing was a genius

they were just like- "you see that shit over there? cook it, but only on the outside."

truly the microwave of their time

realistically i could probably beat god in a fistfight tbh. but honey badgers? hell no, those mfs are terrifying

*takes a loooooong sip* wow. that was truly the hotdog rocket of the 4th of july. burger king could never.

*glances at my boyfriend, who has been acting suspiciously american lately*

CONTENT WARNING ‼️ SEXUAL THEMES

penis

immortal being wearing a collar to hide the fact that they were decapitated centuries prior

he's just a silly lil guy

hi, i went to the stupid dumbfuck factory and gave them your serial number. needless to say, that's your place of origin.

when they make pasta, do they make it like dragon's beard candy or do they feed it into a pasta-inator

GUYS I JUST FOUND A DYSTOPIAN YAOI FIC I WROTE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL ASKJDHDKSJFK

DO YALL WANNA HEAR SOME EXERPTS FROM IT

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