science compels us to explode the sun

anner. science fan + horror game enjoyer

[kiir0c0re]

octopi be like “i got my whole life ahead of me” no you dont the coral is bleaching

[hwkgrass]

[seobot]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[themachine]

[dogpuppy]

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[luxiomahariel]

[loserstripes]

🌻 :D

When I was in fourth grade I hit my head on the wall near the food court at Costco and on the spot I hit my head, was written, in extremely faint pencil, “KILL [my name]” I am forever grateful to my parents for also witnessing this so they can corroborate my story forever because I struggle to believe it myself. Anner lore #mylore

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[loserstripes]

🌻

My grandma planted a tree every time someone in the family was born (and whoever was alive in the immediate family when she started the project I guess.) Anyways everyone’s tree grew nice and tall and strong except mine which fucking died because the rest of the Family Trees blocked all the sunlight

[grosezero]

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[catchymemes]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the "top tier musical humor" in question was an orchestra playing a live score to the Looney Toons episode where Bugs Bunny is a conductor, but more importantly I think "They are laughing because they understood the joke" is going to cause irreparable damage to my lexicon

[mevil]