Avoiding The Real World

18 year old college student trying to get through life and make it to Uni. Working part time at Mcdonalds and just enjoying life as best I can while I can. :D

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

good one Neil we’re gonna start an interplanetary war after the aliens discover we named their planet Dopey

[moan-s]

[livetalskare]

[o-l-y-m-p-e]

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[hustleinatrap]

[mitten]

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

[craigslist-stripper]

jacques derrida is gonna rise from his grave and give you a high five bc you just described his theory to 75,000 teenagers and they listened

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

if somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop

[onlytwitterpics]

[procrastinating-hero]

Me

[just-shower-thoughts]

New theory: It’s Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives.

[no-chill-at-all]

[procrastinating-hero]

Everyone be talking like Joe from friends when he's trying to learn French

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

if somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop

[goalsmami]

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

[crazy-ideas]

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

[trans-mouse]

I’M SO IN.

[envyavenue]

[ahpologies]

[0rgasmgirl]

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[sleepin]

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