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it/she Trans Lesbian Lydia, 30. My adorable mouse icon is by tumblr user Honeydoot!  New followers better have their ages visible or im blocking them.

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[totheark]

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[rabbitkinglune777]

900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[deceiver-a-day]

Pretending Zacagrim Treuly is Not a Horrible Person

• [x] ignores everything harmful and hurtful Zacagrim Treuly has done

• [x] gives Zacagrim Treuly more power

• [x] deceives

• [x] does not stop Zacagrim Treuly

• [x] does not protect anyone other than Zacagrim Treuly

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[bumpscosity]

[cubism0overdose]

this is how I feel when I get caught staring at a girl’s chest

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[agnesandhilda]

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

[agnesandhilda]

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

[agnesandhilda]

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

[draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat]

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

[agnesandhilda]

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[dragon-butt]

times you should not rub the dragon's belly:

never

times you should rub the dragon's belly:

always

[dragon-butt]

there are two states of being. rubbing a dragon's belly, and not rubbing a dragon's belly. If you find yourself to be part of the latter, please seriously consider your life choices, as well as what you could do to rub a dragon's belly right now.

[dragon-butt]

if you find yourself part of the former: I am not letting you get away ^w^

[william-snekspeare]

awesome game of bite cardboard. you look like a staple remover

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.