Melissa Edgeworth: Demon Prosecutor

No matter what, I will do everything in my power to make sure that every criminal recieves a perfect guilty verdict- for this is the Von Karma creed. ((This is an independent pre-gs1 fem!edgeworth account. In her universe, only Wright and Edgeworth are different genders from the canon. All art on this blog is drawn by myself for use on this blog unless linked here.)) current M!A: none

[mushinpen]

Genderbending Gumshoe was hard, I_tried.png

[sassytail]

 A note:

If an artist designs something that’s based off a fandom thing, but still very much their original design, don’t take for granted the fact that they’ll immediately be agreeable to you making or cosplaying it. I would be, for any of the dresses I hadn’t made, if anyone asked, but the fact that people don’t even seem to consider asking makes me a little uncomfortable.

so just!! ask an artist if it’s okay to make their designs before you do! most people will say yes and be flattered, but it’s always good to ask so that they know that you’re doing it!

[vikingserket]

when will cishets understand that queer people are not angry at them for identifying with their assigned gender or being attracted to people of the opposite gender, but are in fact angry at them for oppressing queer people and making their lives difficult and dangerous and not doing anything to counteract that

[sassytail]

The Trucy Ballgown

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What an elegant homage to Ms. Trucy's stage costume.

[ughlawyers]

Awwwww man Trucy’s fancy dress is comin together and lookin HELLA I can’t wait for AB!!!

[sassytail]

eyyyyyyyy

look it’s me.

and the dress that I’ve been making

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((eyyy look at my half finished cosplay thing))

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[Another year- another December 28th spent standing before her father's grave, full of feelings of guilt and anguish and regret.

Melissa, after spending the majority of the day struggling with emotions of guilt and trying not to cry in a graveyard, returns to her home emotionally exhausted and throws herself onto her bed.

She promptly curls up, fully clothed, with her dog, and tries to go to sleep. After the day she's had, sleep comes pretty easily.

She wakes up two hours later with nightmares so emotionally fraught that she very quickly finds herself in the bathroom, loudly heaving what little she'd managed to eat that day into the toilet. That done, she crawls back into bed and settles in for another extremely restless night.]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #700:

your characters are like geodes

if you want to see what they’re really made of

you must break them

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

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Six days...

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twisted-justice started following you

And who might you be?

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I suppose if you’re really willing to pay for such a large quantity of alcohol that I will most assuredly not be able to finish, who am I to argue?

[itsgottabethebutz]

You gotta have at least half, Meliss.

It’s your birthday, anyway!

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I will do my best, but I can make no promises.

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I like my eyebrows where they are, thank you.

Un-singed.

[itsgottabethebutz]

Awright, awright, fine: no fire. But a fishbowl is totally in order!

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I suppose if you're really willing to pay for such a large quantity of alcohol that I will most assuredly not be able to finish, who am I to argue?

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Is that something that people do?

It sounds dangerous.

[itsgottabethebutz]

Uh-huh! Aw, c’mon, it’s not like you’re gonna get it set of fire while it’s in your mouth.

Though I’ve seen people do that, too.

[prodigalprosecutor-blog]

I like my eyebrows where they are, thank you.

Un-singed.

[itsgottabethebutz]

Heh heh! They’re lots of fun, Meliss. I went to this Asian fusion kinda place once and they set the vodka on FIRE first! It was really cool.

Let’s get yours set on fire!!

[prodigalprosecutor-blog]

Is that something that people do?

It sounds dangerous.

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That sounds disgusting.

And potentially dangerous depending on the alcohol used.

[itsgottabethebutz]

Melissa, they’re not used fish bowls. They’re just big ol’ bowls of alcohol. The point of them is to get absolutely smashed. And you’re also kind of allowed to share.

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Well obviously. That would be unsanitary.

I was talking about the ridiculous amount of alcohol that would fit into a fishbowl.

Though I suppose if a person weren't to drink it entirely on their own, it would be more acceptable.

[prodigalprosecutor-blog]

Fine.

Since you apparently forgot about your offer of wine last year, I suppose I can take you up on it this year.

…

Though I’m almost afraid to ask.

What has a fishbowl got to do with anything?

[itsgottabethebutz]

A fish bowl is exactly what it sounds like. You drink a shot ton of alcohol in a fish bowl. It’s usually somethin’ you get on your 21st birthday, but you can get ‘em any time on or around your birthday!

[prodigalprosecutor-blog]

That sounds disgusting.

And potentially dangerous depending on the alcohol used.