Garbitch

On the fritz and off the shits | Certified Bastard and Motherfucker Extreme | snakes and snails and scorpion tails | 153(28) | he/it | apt 512

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[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[pussykech]

fucking crying at this username + splashtag combo i just saw in salmon run

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[redstonedust]

netizen is a really cute word for Person On The Internet im surprised i dont see it used in more english language stuff. lets all be netizens of tumblr together.

[seanofbeankeep]

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

They do it all classy though but still

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of stardom

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