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Miguel Chevalier, Magic Carpet, (2014).
gotta keep meditating, manifesting, & praying.
How To Get A Job Fast As Hell
@owenabbott
Apply to a job, wait (1) day, then call. Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.
When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, tell them your first and last name.
Describe your experiences as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years] costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.
Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.” “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”
When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now).
Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.
When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy.
If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)
Questions for after the interview:
1. Does this position offer upward mobility?
2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)
Then, shake their hand, Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it.
AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices.
DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate.
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The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com and Simplyhired.
Data Entry:
http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed
https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl
https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300
Front Desk:
http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957
https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280
https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist
http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)
http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920
https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical
http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt
http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp
Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:
Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)
Stenographer-Court Reporter
Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND
Real Estate Broker
Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K
Claims adjuster
Loan Officer
Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,
Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re
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I’m saving this.
This helped me get a job
Reblogging again for everyone!
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Cartoons use to be so good
I miss Proud Family
this finna be my new ringtone.
I was thinking about this song ALL MORNING
can you feel it like i feel it
proud family was THE show
LMFAAAAAAAOOOOOO
THIS FUCKIN SLAPS
Jealous of everybody getting rawed by the love of their lives 🙁
Put more love into the universe
“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.”
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Ernest Hemingway
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General workout for women who want to tone and lose fat.
Diet
• Drink 3-4 bottles of water day (which equates to 8 cups of water)
• Only eat brown! This means brown rice and bread, so all wheat and rye products.
• Have a colorful plate, have a variety of fruits and vegetables but the the main color is green.
• Avoid fried foods at all costs.
• Keep pop/soda out of your system.
• If you have to eat late at night consume fruits and vegetables or large amounts of water but the latest you should eat is 9:30.
• Breakfast: whole grain cereal or oatmeal with a piece of fruit and bacon, or sausage and eggs.
• Snack 1: water maybe a granola bar and fruit
• Lunch: sandwich (get some protein) on wheat or salad with water (try to get some veggies)
• Snack 2: water with something small
• Preworkout snack: a pb&j for energy
• Post workout/Dinner: make this your biggest meal with lots of protein (lean and not fried) some form of carbohydrate and vegetable with water.
• Late night snack: produce and water
• You get one cheat meal per week don’t go crazy like eat a whole cake lol be mindful of what you eat
Workout
Tuesday and Thursday, Saturday if you want good results.
• Stretch
• 3 sets of 5 push-ups
• 4 sets of 15 sit ups
• 20 second plank
• 40 bicycle crunches
• 25 second plank
• 3 set of 15 leg lift
• 30 second plank
• 30 second flutter kick
• 20 minute cardio it can be running, cycling, dancing, jump rope.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday
• Stretch
• 4 sets of 12 squats
• 4 sets of 20 calf raises (add weights as you feel more comfortable)
• 100 mountain climbers
• 50 jumping jacks
• 4sets of 15 sit ups
• 20 second plank
• 30 bicycle crunches
• 25 second plank
• 3 set of 15 leg lift
• 30 second plank
• 30 second flutter kicks (lie on your back hands to your side, lift your neck and kick your legs up and down
• 20 minute cardio
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women’s march 2019
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But I also want to go on corny dates and cuddle and shit……
big cats playing
This isn’t just tigers obviously but I think it’s amazing how even though they aren’t the same species they recognise each other as a part of the cat family and play as they would with their own kin! So cute
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