->☆ “but we’re a million worlds apart..I don’t know where I would.. even start..”
☆- “yeah, I know how this works! Obviously. No I don’t need help-?! Augh!”
☆- “ANYWAYS. Ahem- Hey. I’m Tre- local cop! Despite what..others say-..u-Uhm..yeah. Tre. He/him. Got it?”
☆- “interests? Oh- uh. Not many have asked..that before- OKAY! I do enjoy reading, writing, piano, musical theatre, a tiny bit of cooking? recently I’ve developed a new..hobby..Per say..- BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT!”
☆- “and-! Oh. Crush? Ehehhh….uhm. Does the soda..c-count? More specifically orange..?”
☆- “HEY!! I’M THE ONE INVESTIGATING HERE!! STOP TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION WITH APPROVAL AND SMALL-TALK!!”
->☆ DNI!!
☆- “since I like to keep my workspace organized and PROFESSIONAL…ahem- I do have some personal boundaries that I advise you not to cross.”
☆- “nothing gross. Okay? Please?? Enough weird stuff happens here already. Considering it’s- well. You know.”
☆- “keep it semi-PG? a couple dirty jokes here and there are acceptable, but nothing too graphic for the imagination. Eughhh..”
☆- “and- holy crap I cannot express this enough. DO NOT SEND THE SAME ASK OVER AND OVER AGAIN. sometimes it takes TIME to answer them. I’m a busy person, you know. Get over yourselves.”
☆- “oh, and no political talk, zoophiles, pedos- you people are just..- WHY??”
☆- “so- to sum it up, don’t be a Dick.”

















