frogn’t

@notafrogblog

he / him personal blog / mostly reblogs of things i like / occasional original writing + art + photography / i enjoy: star wars, kpop, figure skating, nature, art, pokemon, genshin impact, honkai: star rail, hxh, jjk, naruto, bleach, undertale/deltarune / feel free to ask about my interests!

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hello world i am frog. he/him mostly! i am just a guy. more info under the cut

this post is updated/edited often. i am not the same person as i was in 2020, thank god

art/photography queue is 6/day. it's long and i shuffle it.

#the pinned post #frogtongue

marlowe-art

little stream

#q

zzekk007

It's simply a matter of time

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

panic-at-the-aromantic

”aro ppl can still date” well yes but you just dont see that character as aro

“ace ppl can still have sex” well yes but you just dont see that character as ace

nonbinary ppl can still use binary terms/identify as lesbian/identify as gay” well yes but you just dont see that character as nonbinary

mrsterlingeverything

Im craving... $000,000

the-frog-blog-deactivated202510

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

hail mary, full of--

Shapes beyond our understanding.

#q

boybeetles

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

katelyn-danger

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

zemathememequeen

Now that the lead dev of silksong has publicly come out, I can share this funny story.

So, back in october I was at a monthly trans meetup just chatting with the other women there. We were talking about how all the best games are made by transfems, and I made the joke that someone from team cherry needs to transition. One of the other women cackled at my joke. At the time I didn't think anything of it.

Fast forward one month. The person who cackled at my joke brought a friend with her this time. I was chatting with this new girl for a while, getting to know her, as you do.

After like an hour of chatting, the conversation turns to silksong and team cherry. I casually say "My impression of team cherry is that they're all really chill dudes," and I swear to fucking god the girl next to me says, "Yeah, we are."

Cue me being absolutely dumbfounded. I actually couldn't believe that my offhand joke from a month ago was real.

Anyway that's how I met the lead developer of silksong.

targetedknowledge

frankiesbullshit

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

squiiiiiirt

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

intosnarkness

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

sandersstudies

Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift