le professeur coquine

"How glorious it is – and also how painful – to be an exception."

[professor-casey]

Infinity: Our muses are solving a mystery together (From Carter)

Amelia scrambled around her classroom trying to find what she seemed to have misplaced. “Oh my god, how could I possibly lose a student’s assignment?” Amelia spoke out loud, her fingers danced across the paper that was laced around her desk. Amelia’s eyes lifted from her desk when she heard the door open. Amelia’s eyes landed on the small frame in the form of one of her students, however this seemed to be the last student she wanted to see right now. “Oh Carter, how lovely to see you. What brings you to my office?” Amelia quickly spoke as Carter shut the door behind her. “You asked me to come by so you could talk to my about my latest assignment?” Carter responded, clearly confused and already bored with the fact she had to be there.

Amelia finally stopped moving and froze, looking up at Carter. Amelia sighed softly and sat down slowly into her chair. “Yes well about that… I have seemed to have misplaced your assignment Miss Simmons.” Amelia spoke in defeat. She was shocked when Carter’s laugh rang through her ears. Amelia looked at her in confusion waiting for Carter to speak. “You can’t have lost it.” Carter almost started laughing again. “I never handed it in to start off with. That’s what I thought you wanted to talk to me about.” 

[abel-ginzburg]

"Well, in all honesty, no. It makes it look rather… small, in fact. Which isn’t a good thing either."

[professor-casey]

Huh, generally I don't get many complains. But maybe I should try squatting or something, a lady of my age needs to do extra to maintain herself. 

[hxlliwell]

Do you really want me to answer that question? Or should I lie to spare your feelings?

[professor-casey]

Perhaps you are right, it might just be the pants though. 

Does it still look big?

[abel-ginzburg]

"Should you really be encouraging students to give out opinions on your buttocks, Professor?"

[professor-casey]

It's just an opinion Simon, now answer the question.

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Isn’t it always so surprising to know I am actually smart, then again, they didn’t accept me into this school for my looks. I’m not, well I aim to change that.

[professor-casey]

Oh really now? And how exactly do you plan on earning such a prestige title?

[hxlliwell]

I wouldn’t blame the bag for that, babe.

[professor-casey]

So my ass does look big?

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Don’t look so appalled, I thought I was one of your favorite students.

[professor-casey]

Don't flatter yourself love. You have some of the highest grades in my class, surprisingly but you aren't a favourite. 

[professor-casey]

Does this bag make my ass look big?

[professor-casey]

Greek God Prompts

Character Development Week 1;

Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?

Someone who can make my heart race. There is nothing more unattractive than someone who is boring and smooth around the edges. I like trouble, I like risk, I like the unknown.

Apollo: Favourite song?

This is hard but I would have to say I don’t particular have one.

Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?

I've always been a fan of those dual swords that can separate into two swords or combine into one. But I'd probably do more damage to myself than my opponent. 

Artemis: Favourite animal?

I am without a doubt a dog person, I love puppies. They are adorable.

Athena: Do you have any special talents?

Perhaps. I’ve been told I am quite an excellent kisser.

Demeter: Favourite food?

I love cheesecake.

Dionysus: Favourite drink?

Coffee, no doubt.

Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?

William Shakespeare, so I could ask him why he decided to randomly create new words. Did you know he made the word elbow? How interesting.

Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?

Every language in the world.

Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?

Perhaps. I am not sure, I think my window for that chance is quickly closing.

Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?

France.

Hestia: Where do you most want to live?

Right here, I would trade it for the world.

Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?

Probably coffee or a whole stack of assignments. In all seriousness, probably a knife. To gather food, cut trees, ect. 

Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

Certain laws about certain things. 

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Whatever you say, Mr Stones will be a good boy from now on. Sound like a plan?

[professor-casey]

Do I have any other choice?

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Hey hey, calm down. You’re suppose to love us all, aren’t you?

[professor-casey]

I am a teacher, I don't love my students Mr Stones. I would also prefer if you would refrain from such gestures towards me.

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Yeah, but assignments aren’t all you really want to talk about.

Unless you prefer to skip talking.

[professor-casey]

I do not know what you are play at but whatever it is, you need to stop. 

[carter-simmons]

You’re giving me advice on school? Please, you’re like the most care-free teacher here.

[professor-casey]

Regardless, I still want my assignments handed in on time and to be suited to the requirements set. Care-free or not, I am still a teacher. I just understand what it's like to be a teenager.

[cheyennepowell-deactivated20141]

I’m serious when I say I will sleep in this weekend, so please do not disturb.

[professor-casey]

So long as you have all your work complete, I am sure no one will bother you.

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Awe, come on, let’s not go all teacher on me. It’ll get handed in eventually.

Your loss.

[professor-casey]

I am your teacher Axel and I will need that assignment on my desk by the end of the school day tomorrow. 

I hardly believe that.

[carter-simmons]

What can I say? I’m full of interesting things.

It’s not a problem, I kind of dig it. You’re a really chill teacher, so I actually like your class. That’s a compliment, because I’m not a friend of school in general.

[professor-casey]

You could go far if you actually applied it. Unfortunate, school is rather important. 

[lifeisnewto-jamieclair]

Hey, you’re the one who asked. I was just being a gentleman and answering, Amelia.

Feeling fine, but you can feel my forehead if you think otherwise.

[professor-casey]

I didn't ask you what your name was Axel, I asked you when you are you going to hand in your latest assignment for French. 

I think I will pass.