to be remembered is immortality

I apear to Ruminate a lot about things that don't need it, and I know things, like a wizard. and I'm weird but it's not new here

[peachybruiseslego]

its not a trend

[do-si-dodobird]

Untapped wealth of potential is Bruce Wayne being Gothams Mamdani in the sense that a Gothamite might post about a pothole outside his apartment, and BOOM. Next day, shits sealed up and good to drive over. There’s a Mom who posts in her GothamMoms Facebook group about how she needs help finding afterschool care, and BAM. The Wayne Corporation is making a humble donation to Gotham Public schools for their after school programs. Just imagine that shit

[hains-mae]

This trend but make it Dick x Kori 💙💜 Just a regular evening in the Grayson household 🤧

[mo0nbugs]

To pass the time on long rides, Bilbo starts absent-mindedly braiding Myrtles mane. He does it almost subconsciously and is completely unaware of all the dwarf eyes keenly watching him.

Because they're good braids, some of them quite complicated and no one can understand just how he knows how to do that.

The only conclusion they could come to is that the hobbit must have a paramour back in The Shire, some long-haired lass who he spoils with pretty love-braids.

Thorins temper had been truly foul after Balin has proposed the theory out loud.

After weeks of Thorin sulking, it was ever curious: Ori, who finally asked where Bilbo had learned such intrecate braid work.

Bilbo then flushed and embaressedly explained that he'd learned it from competitive pie decorating.

[lesbian-aunt]

@MO0NBUGS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[robs-your-robins]

bruce definitely has an extensive skincare routine. maybe not those 10 step ones but he uses more than just face wash and moisturizer. also which batkid/s would do spa nights with bruce

Bruce takes very good care of his skin, as he says the skin is the largest organ of the body. Bruce who does facials every two days, puts cold cream on before he sleeps, Bruce who applies moisturiser regularly, Bruce who pays for treatments like snail masks and massages.

Dick definitely enjoys a good skin care routine and used to do spa days with Bruce but now only goes every now and then. He has an 8 step skin care routine.

Jason, Tim, Damian, Duke, Cass and Steph all have varying routines but they do have routines. Duke and Damian take it more seriously, regularly moisturise. Tim uses that 10 in 1 shampoo, body wash, paint remover etc and still somehow comes out looking good. Jason believes in ice cold water baths. Cass and Steph will willingly sit with face masks with Bruce watching movies.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[maplesjay]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

Me when the fic I’m reading has Bilbo be confident and opinionated

Me when the fic has Bilbo be shy and courageous

Me when Thorin is oblivious but pining

Me when Thorin is obvious and trying to speed run marrying Bilbo

Me when it’s a retelling of the canon storyline

Me when it’s a Modern AU

Me when it’s a Erebor Never Fell AU

Me when it’s a post quest AU

Me when it’s a Reshirement AU

[mayday-guilt]

On Bilbo’s first birthday in Erebor, he wakes up expecting a quiet day, perhaps a nice pipe. Instead, he finds his entire bed covered in thousands of freshly picked mountain wildflowers. Thorin had sent the entire guard out at dawn to scour the lower valleys of Dale. Because Dwarves usually express celebration with heavy gold and speeches, Thorin was terrified he wouldn't know how to celebrate a Hobbit. When Bilbo, overwhelmed with emotion, asks him why he did it, Thorin gruffly looks away and says, "I remembered you said the mountain had too much stone and not enough color"

[kiwinatorwaffles]

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

[kiwinatorwaffles]

[irrwurz]

Bilbo seeing portraits in Erebor, ones that survived Smaug and ruin, and getting excited to see Thorin's family portraits.

Thorin is one Bilbo obviously recognizes. Dís too, if only because of her sons' likeness. His eyes linger on their brother, but truly stop when he sees Thorin's mother.

She was gorgeous. A simultaneously stern and warm look in her eye. Her nose was a defining feature, cutting a regal and imposing profile. There was the faintest hint of a smile on her lips. Her hair was a silky, almost iridescent black, like a raven's wing and it hung in curls over her broad shoulders.

"That is my mother." Thorin stood beside Bilbo, taking his hand in his own.

"You look so much like her."

His hand tightened around Bilbo's, his heart constricting in his chest. "You truly mean that?"

"I do," Bilbo said, light and sincere as if the simple statement didn't make Thorin's world spin on end.

Thorin felt no shyness for how his voice shook. "You do not know how much that means to me."

[puppygirllaika]

at some point in your life you are going to do or say something racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted. Your goal is not perfection, your goal is to be the kind of person that the people you've hurt feel safe being honest with when that happens.

[ajokewemade-finrodsfriend]

All credit goes to the creator @mahti.velho

[sluts4samruby]

sam wilson is incredibly well adjusted which is why its so easy to ignore that he's crazy. sam wilson goes on a morning run and eats a balanced breakfast and goes to therapy. he also only talked to steve like twice before agreeing to kidnapping a government agent with the help of stolen flight technology.

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[starbird-blue]

That’s his son y’all <3