I'm a "professor", but I'm devious

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[professor-devious]

I am Andrew Devious (Devi for short) //Rebooted!

I am 25 years old and definitely am not scared of dragon types at all haha

//Other mons he has are Squoop the tinkatink cloak mimikyu, Viceroy the Malamar, grug the Hoopa, and Zeus the thundurus

//Hello!!! this is my reboot of devi lol

//I am NOT a minor anymore. But still dont be too weird

//Most interactions from before the reboot are retconned if they are related to pokemon he doesnt have anymore. Im going under the assumption that some (certainly not all, probably not even most, if you have questions please ask!!!) relationships are still in tact (such as his and sidon's past friendship) but some things arent (he is not married anymore)

//Im kinda going under the assumption that he WAS on rotomblr april-september doing relatively the same things (giving out zorua eggs, being a silly goose, etc.)

//ALSO purple text is Krunko

//for my reference: hes 5'6"

[professor-devious]

I built a robot

[area-zero-enthusiast]

Awesome

[professor-devious]

I gave birth

[professor-devious]

I built a robot

[professor-devious]

why does sidon send me shit

[professor-devious]

Can I have some?

Give me twenty bucks

[professor-devious]

Im making estrogen #ally

[area-zero-enthusiast]

I'm helping!

[professor-devious]

WE are making estrogen

[professor-devious]

Its my birthday, everyone can tell me how much they need me bad now 💚

[area-zero-enthusiast]

Does being your scheming vizier count

[professor-devious]

I didn't see this because rotomblr hates your ass

Yeah sure okay

[area-zero-enthusiast]

My ass is lovely why does Rotomblr not appreciate it

[professor-devious]

Because it didn't show your post

[professor-devious]

Im making estrogen #ally

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

For business or pleasure? ✨

[professor-devious]

Why not both

[professor-devious]

Its my birthday, everyone can tell me how much they need me bad now 💚

[area-zero-enthusiast]

Does being your scheming vizier count

[professor-devious]

I didn't see this because rotomblr hates your ass

Yeah sure okay

[professor-devious]

Im making estrogen #ally

[professor-devious]

what

Im gonna rizz, motherfucker.

[professor-devious]

[professor-devious]

go find them. no one can stop you

You're SO right.

Birthday rizz.

[professor-devious]

Chat its my birthday which means: Let me make out sloppy style with colress team plasma and lusamine evil milf. This is important.

[professor-devious]

Its my birthday, everyone can tell me how much they need me bad now 💚

[mudkipsandmischief]

Got it boss. Just sent five local Celebist sects your contact details. They're gonna be telling you how much they need you for months. Arc bless.

[professor-devious]

You always know just what to say 💚

[professor-devious]

Its my birthday, everyone can tell me how much they need me bad now 💚

[professor-devious]

[Picture of devi! Hes in canalave city! A Hoopa is holding some sort of water pokemon egg. What.]

The hoes aren't ready for my evil vacation.