I can't imagine any flesh and blood could be his match (Devi's robot has Flaws!)
MILF-HUNTER was inside of Devi's laptop, surfing the web as it tends to do. Clicking on every "Hot Moms in your Area!" ad that popped up. Living up to its name, really. Ironically, because it keeps clicking them, the algorithm keeps recommending them, and most of these carry ungodly amounts of viruses. Need I say more?
The virus-filled porygon keeps surfing the web until it gets bored, leaving the computer, probably to find Sidon's Porygon from hell, Thanatos, to eat the viruses. Its a very efficient system!
"Hello. You are Andrew's Porygon." Robodon seems to appear in the depths of the ghost bar's bed and breakfast. Its uncanny stare pointed straight at the Porygon exiting the laptop.
It makes a weird digital squeal sound, caught off guard.
Then it comes up near the robotic sidon, as if begging for pets.
Robodon doesn't understand the concept of petting something, so MILF-HUNTER seems to let it be. It seems to glitch, no doubt from the amount of viruses it accrued from its life as an idiot ad clicker.
"Are you Okay? Did that Hurt?" It outstretches its hand as if in robotic sympathy
It doesn't seem to react much to it, but robodon's touch makes the horribly named porygon realize that Robodon is, well, a robot.
Did I mention MILF-HUNTER isnt very smart?
It quickly digitizes and goes into Robodon's code.
"Where did you Go? I am Confused."
When suddenly, and without warning, robodon says, "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. What is Happening?"
Unfortunately, the porygon seems to have unloaded all of its collected viruses directly into Robodon's code. Which is bad.
The porygon seems to keep messing with the code, like a child playing with a Lego set they found on a shelf, obviously meant for them to disassemble and reassemble as they please.
The fucker downloaded Bonzi Buddy on robodon's Hard-drive. Allegedly.
robodon then proceeds to say, eyes a suspicious shade of purple:
"Well, hello there! I don't believe we've been properly introduced. I'm Bonzi! Nice to meet you, [USER]! Since this is the first time we have met, I'd like to tell you a little about myself. I am your friend and BonziBUDDY! have the ability to learn from you. The more we browse, search, and travel the internet together, the smarter I'll become! Not that I'm not already smart!"
And then proceeds to collapse on the ground.
MILF-HUNTER seems to leave the robot with a guilty look, then flees the scene.
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