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Sprite. He/it. Adult
Unovan, based in route 4 rn.
The most dedenne guy you will ever meet.
Here to talk about battling and complain about work
'm a 20 yr old pokemon trainer born and raised in Unova. I live off route 4 rn.
I'm a professional dead end job haver and part time battle enthusiast. I honestly think people putting their trainer ID in their pinned kind of goes against basic internet safety. and yet.
-This is where I'm gonna put my trainer ID. 'm in the process of getting it renewed rn, get off my ass.
I was previously thatfailedpokemontrainer, but that url's well worn, and I think it's time for a fresh start. If you knew me back then no you didn't and also I'm sorry. Most of what was on my old account was tarousshit anyways- I was lying for fun and attention, and 't caught up to me.
Talk to me immediately if you're into: movies, urbex, sewing, complaining about unova, pokemon battling, scientific theory around pokemon battling, pokemon care, storms and probably more 'm forgetting. Heres my FAQ, based on questions I got from my old blog.
Mutuals pls tag images of flying types I don;t like them.
|| Hey hey hey. I'm back poke-posting again.
Likes and follows come from my main @needtostopdeletingaccounts, which is like 90% rb's. If you want to see extra art of sprite and posts about it follow my oc blog @needtomakestuff.
THIS BLOG IS LOW STAKES.
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Tagging system
#sprite_lightning - original text posts
#sprite_movie - posts that are just sprite talking about movies or tv shows
#sprite_png - posts that are in universe 'photographs' aka my art
#[name] the [pokemon] - tagging convention for posts about sprites pkmn
#others pokemon - post featuring pokemon that aren't sprites
#team small rodent - posts featuring or about sprites friend Paris (@/battle-subway-ghost
#team silly billy - posts featuring or about sprites friend Mylah (@/tinkatinkatrain)
#team seamstress - posts featuring or about sprites friend (?) Kura (@/subzeroiceshard
#irl_mention - posts featuring or about sprites irl friends (aka other ocs of mine)
#Bolt_Strike - basically just posts I think are important (not an ic tag)
#||ooc - for out of character posts
Triggers/content warnings will be tagged '#[subject] tw' eg, '#eyestrain tw'.
Though this blog is entirely low stakes, darker topics may be discussed on this blog occasionally. These include, delusions, child neglect/abuse, substance abuse, religious trauma, self harm and past suicidal ideation, all of which will be tagged accordingly.
You should not be allowed to own more than like 15 pokemon without a permit imo. Like ppl will have 2 pokemon out and then 20 in their fucking PC and I don't know how to tell them that tamagotchi collection would be more rewarding
I thought you worked a gas station. Why are you getting employee discount at a movie theater? Or are you lying again?
I work two jobs- kind of like need to so I can afford to care for my pokemon.
Weirdass thing to lie about. I mention the gas station more because I get more shifts there and it's closer to my place. The cinema's in Nimbasa, it's a long trip in so I usually combine my shifts with me visiting the battle subway.
^Proof I didn't just make me working at a cinema up today.
I have not watched Project Hail Mareep but I am ninety percent sure that is all fanart of boldore I am seeing so I guess I am glad to see boldore appreciation!!!!!!!!!
I own a psychic type and he's fineeee he's literally nice.
I was basing my judgements off stuff like
a) do these pokemon need specific (expensive) enviromental conditions to thrive?
b) are these pokemon dangerous to their trainer even entirely unintentionally
c) are these pokemon generally intelligent enough to understand the harm they are able to cause to their trainer
d) are these pokemon known for being hard to train/having behavioural issues
ofc there are a lot of generalizations but I did put a bunha thought into it mostly
hi i see you have a rapidash, care to talk about that? what the fuck is up with her? her strange carnivorous tendencies horrify and fascinate me
@rapid-ash
HI I completely forgot about this ask. I'll always talk about Windy I love Windy.
My friend's dad is a fairy type specialist, I got her from him when she was still a ponyta. Bit of a long story.
The thing with psychic type pokemon is that a lot of them can be pretty skittish. Depends on the species and individual pokemon's temperament. Rapidash are usually a lot better with this as long as they've been trained right, but...
Windy has some Espeon lineage somewhere. It's why she knows how to use Morning Sun, that isn't a move that rapidash learn normally. Espeon aren't very skittish either, but they're much more, how do I say it. Sensitive? They can sense weather changes and most have precognition. Anyways.
Windy's really weird and fucked up as a result. She's carnivorous yeah, but she's also way more reactive than usual. She's nowhere near as skittish as she was as a ponyta, and battling really helps her blow off steam. People say that she's timid right now but Arceus they never saw her as a ponyta she was fucking NEUROTIC.
She's gone a long way since then, but shes still a bit weird. Kind of what happens if you take what is usually a prey pokemon and crossbreed it with a predator. Hates strangers and especially children with a passion.
And also it's a given but holy fuck she is expensive. These days I have a pretty good deal with a local butcher. Great guy. I'm very very lucky in that regard
And no unfortunately I don't know who or where my friend's dad got her from. Neither does my friend. I don't think she came from the most ethical background though.
Like that you all need a place to live but rotumblr (the land lord) keeps demanding more money from you in the form of reblogs. And also it's actively tortuous
Some days I miss Opelucid city being frozen. Like seriously. My house was so pleasantly cool! The fact team plasma did it isn't great, but do you think Kyurem could do it again if I asked it really nicely?
no no hang on. hang on you're onto something. kyurem could totally freeze things over.
alright everyone lets reset the days without someone posting about wanting to recreate an event that literally had a kill count publicly counter to 0. pack it up everyone we've hit the weekly quota
I don't need to take this shit from a horse girl (idk your gender but whatever) whose whole schtick is being immune to flames. Like okay fucker some of us are still roasting alive, fuck off.
