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Sprite. He/it. Adult
Unovan, based in route 4 rn.
The most dedenne guy you will ever meet.
Here to talk about battling and complain about work
'm a 20 yr old pokemon trainer born and raised in Unova. I live off route 4 rn.
I'm a professional dead end job haver and part time battle enthusiast. I honestly think people putting their trainer ID in their pinned kind of goes against basic internet safety. and yet.
I was previously thatfailedpokemontrainer, but that url's well worn, and I think it's time for a fresh start. If you knew me back then no you didn't and also I'm sorry. Most of what was on my old account was tarousshit anyways- I was lying for fun and attention, and 't caught up to me.
Talk to me immediately if you're into: movies, urbex, sewing, complaining about unova, pokemon battling, scientific theory around pokemon battling, pokemon care, storms and probably more 'm forgetting. Heres my FAQ, based on questions I got from my old blog.
Mutuals pls tag images of flying types I don;t like them.
|| Hey hey hey. I'm back poke-posting again.
Likes and follows come from my main @needtostopdeletingaccounts, which is like 90% rb's. If you want to see extra art of sprite and posts about it follow my oc blog @needtomakestuff.
THIS BLOG IS LOW STAKES.
BLOG RULES
Tagging system
#sprite_lightning - original text posts
#sprite_movie - posts that are just sprite talking about movies or tv shows
#sprite_png - posts that are in universe 'photographs' aka my art
#[name] the [pokemon] - tagging convention for posts about sprites pkmn
#others pokemon - post featuring pokemon that aren't sprites
#team small rodent - posts featuring or about sprites friend Paris (@/battle-subway-ghost
#team silly billy - posts featuring or about sprites friend Mylah (@/tinkatinkatrain)
#team seamstress - posts featuring or about sprites friend (?) Kura (@/subzeroiceshard
#irl_mention - posts featuring or about sprites irl friends (aka other ocs of mine)
#Bolt_Strike - basically just posts I think are important (not an ic tag)
#||ooc - for out of character posts
Triggers/content warnings will be tagged '#[subject] tw' eg, '#eyestrain tw'.
Though this blog is entirely low stakes, darker topics may be discussed on this blog occasionally. These include, delusions, child neglect/abuse, substance abuse, religious trauma, self harm and past suicidal ideation, all of which will be tagged accordingly.
// suddenly got swamped w irl work n school stuff so im getting a bit slowed down on progress but THIS ARC ISNT OVER I PROMMY. IM ACTUALLY WORKING REALLY HARD ON SMTH
Had a dream that windy wasn't a galarian rapidash, and also she had forgotten any and all training and desensitisation. And you know, it's really making me appreciate how lucky I am that she doesn't know how to do things like use Flamethrower or Flare Blitz
i know this account isn't that old but I'm thinking of having someone in my life take over it for a day for #fun and #attention and so they can make #funnier posts than me
anyway
Who would you like to see on here the most?
trubbish coworker
croagunk coworker (my ex)
me and my friends joint custody porygon
my awesome friend who lives in galar (not paris. different one)
Voting ended onAug 15
this'd take me a second to set up (i haven't asked them yet lolll) so don't expect anything too soon but ! could be fun maysnaps
I don't get it but you're getting Nokia for a day sometime! I'll have to talk to the others and her to figure out how to work it so she doesn't spill all of our personal information forever like last time. but yeah!.yay! i guess
Had a dream that windy wasn't a galarian rapidash, and also she had forgotten any and all training and desensitisation. And you know, it's really making me appreciate how lucky I am that she doesn't know how to do things like use Flamethrower or Flare Blitz
i know this account isn't that old but I'm thinking of having someone in my life take over it for a day for #fun and #attention and so they can make #funnier posts than me
anyway
Who would you like to see on here the most?
trubbish coworker
croagunk coworker (my ex)
me and my friends joint custody porygon
my awesome friend who lives in galar (not paris. different one)
Voting ended onAug 15
this'd take me a second to set up (i haven't asked them yet lolll) so don't expect anything too soon but ! could be fun maysnaps
