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! DO NOT SEND DONATION ASKS I'M BROKE ! @drop-bear-offical 🌀🌟 ☆ beatrix ☆ ALL pronouns ☆ nerd ☆

[professor-geen-berries]

"I keep trying to act normal while my skeleton does the macarena"

My name is Beatrix, call me any nickname under the sun pls and thank you

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i'm nonbinary

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Australian

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Abba, Kate Bush, Arctic Monkeys, Queen, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Foo Fighters, Blondie, and the How To Train Your Dragon motion picture soundtrack This is a safe space to vent and chat, im serious totally safe space. you are loved and you can be as weird as you want :}

Current Hyperfixations

Project Hail Mary

Legend of Zelda

My OCs

DnD and RPGs in general

Gravity Falls

Miraculous Ladybug

Riordanverse

Strsnger things(byler)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Rangers Apprentice

Trollhunters

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Favourite Ships

☆BYLER (Stranger things)☆ lumax,elmax,stonathan,ronance, etc. (st)☆ DIPCIFICA (Gravity Falls)☆ Mabcifica (GF)☆ Julerose (Miraculous)☆ Odypen (EPIC: The Musical)☆ Revalink (BOTW) ☆ Zelink (BOTW)☆ Whorace (Ranger's Apprentice) ☆ Halt/Crowley(RA)☆ steli(trollhunters)

Other posts I make

Story and character ideas

Art & fanart

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Random cryptic 2am musings

Whatever is on my mind

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[nepenthean-sleep]

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

[ninewheels]

As preposterous and stupid as this fucking movie's premise sounded (for a light-hearted rom-com, and not The Handmaid's Tale) I didn't want to think about it too much until the movie actually came out, and then I could see if it was somehow more intelligent and subversive than the trailer let on, but guess what, it's even worse!

One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com

If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.

Sex workers are thrown under the bus, shown only as thieves who fleece men in the woods at night, while queer sexuality is relegated to a few scenes with Allie’s roommate (a woefully underused Quintessa Swindell) and a handful of pans past blurry same-sex extras making out in the background. “This night is for the straights,” Swindell’s character says to Allie, before saying that queer people have worked around straight laws for centuries.  This is supposed to be a nod to queer resilience, but largely comes off as straightwashing the history of anti-LGBTQ legislation in this country that led towards raids of queer clubs and incarceration of queer people in the not-too-distant past (let alone the current barrage of anti-Trans and LGBTQ legislation currently in the works and on the books). It’s also ignorant of the long and fraught fight for the normalization of age-of-consent laws, which, by the way, did not happen in all states in this very country until 2003. Yes, that’s not even thirty years ago.  By the end, our intrepid protagonists have not had sex with anyone, because this is a film about Romance with a Capital R (and I guess sex is not part of romance!) and for that very same reason they ultimately embrace the fascist state of things. They aren’t the only ones who refuse to fight back. No one in this cursed film is protesting this mandate beyond “repeal” signs in various windows and some creative graffiti (...) (...) If we are supposed to believe that the film is making some subversive statement about the state of sex and bodily autonomy in this country, it cannot end with its leads embracing their chains. That’s just warmed-over conservatism running around in sheep’s clothing.

[nepenthean-sleep]

yeah i wrote this post having only seen the trailer, but jesus christ. was this movie a psyop LMAO??

also, for the unaware: mclaughlin v. florida was a 1964 supreme court case that struck down a florida anti-miscegenation law that criminalized cohabitation (and thus, as implied, sex) between white people and people of color of opposite genders. anti-miscegenation laws made marriage and sexual relationships between white people and people of color, most often specifically black people, a FELONY in several states in the united states up until the 1950s and 1960s. though it was already struck down by the supreme court, the state of alabama didn't repeal their law until 2000! there were THREE ATTEMPTS at codifying anti-miscegenation into the us constitution!

like yes, the issue here is partially straight white people's ignorance on the united states's history of homophobic policy, but it's also really important to recognize that arguably the majority of the issue here is straight white people's ignorance of the united states's history of codifying eugenics and antiblack racism.

the premise could have been interesting as a serious dystopian story, especially taking that history into account, but it wasn't written that way at all. this movie should never have been a fucking romcom making light of the violence the united states (and many other countries) has enacted on any kinds of sexual relationships it deems undesirable.

[nepenthean-sleep]

can y’all maybe reblog this version i feel like people are forgetting about the racism and just focusing on the homophobia

[occasionalpisser]

the 'mike wheeler deserves love' tag on ao3 deserves love

[paperheartsofia]

[driftsart]

🧡💛🤍🩵💙

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

[teaboot]

sideways

[what-even-is-thiss]

Being on a regular eating schedule is nice except for the one time you forget your snack and you turn into a cranky toddler who wants their applesauce

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[professor-geen-berries]

This would actually be such a sick villain arc

[ssentinl]

people ask me what my favorite ship is and i respond byler but that’s not even the tip of the iceberg. it’s also miwi and cleradin and wisewheeler and wiseheart and sharknilla and werehare and sevenspins and hellcali and scoopsahoy and vampwise but i can’t say all that or they’ll put me in a padded room

[steveyockey]

“the best revenge is living well” no. old man disguise and attack with blade hidden in cane

[pablo-the-fly-offical]

frog.

[professor-geen-berries]

you accept must the frog

[byjove]

bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?

heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄

asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.

gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.

[byjove]

bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?

heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄

asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.

gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[unicmagicalkunt]

why is everybody in a relationship

[professor-geen-berries]

first time drawing rocky, kinda nervous ahaha

I hope i captured his likeness okay...

[theonion]