AND THE DINGUS REIGNS SUPREME!

Alola's regional professor, taking life day by day!

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Alola everyone!

I’m Professor Kukui, Alola’s Pokémon professor and teacher at the Pokémon School.

I research Pokémon for a living! Woo!

I might ask for clarification sometimes, don’t take it the wrong way!

I used to wrestle as well, as the Masked Royal! You’ve probably heard of him. Since then, chronic pain has kept me from wrestling, but I won’t let that bring me down!

Hey, mun here! Although our dear muse here is around 30, the mun (me!) is 15. No overtly sexual interaction, please!

Another blog run by me is @kalas-off-work. I follow from @always-devon.

Info about the muse:

Independent portrayal of Professor Kukui from the Pokémon anime.

Muse is trans and bisexual, along with being AuDHD (comorbid autism and ADHD). Muse also has chronic pain and is an ambulatory forearm crutch and cane user.

Mun is trans and gay, happily taken.

Pellipper Mail: On

M!A: On

This is a roleplay account, and you can absolutely ask me to roleplay! Just keep in mind that this is not very canon compliant, and things here will branch off of canon.

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Neglected my Rotomblr oops

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It's not a whole lot that I get super sad or sappy on this blog, but I wanna put it out there that I'm tired. Painfully aware right now that I sound like a millennial with no will to live, but isn't that just it?

Anyway. Just tired in my bones, I guess. Who knew being chronically ill was chronic?

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Hi. I was very drunk last night. And now I am very hungover.

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Call him again and say uve got a bug Pokémon for him if he'll stay up and talk

no I odmt Wanna ijust

WIfey. iw annna kissis my wifer

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You should also call Guzma

hetold Me . ME thatt iam drunk , said to me to go Slpep. fucko fffffffff buge ex. . Evil bude exes gettrn on mynerses

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Call

mmmmmmOk

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rotom blr should I call Myex.

yes girl!!!!!! Cal ,l him

nouuuu go homep rpofessssssor you are drunl

Voting ended onFeb 5

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fyi don't get utis they're awful

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buge

...

i should call him

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I triple dog dare you to turn into a dryer.

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What do you think of Guzma

bug

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are you okay

mfine

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me: stands up

also me: gets dizzy and falls over

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my shoulder is crunchy as shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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fall, possibly

I DONT EVEN FALL THAT OFTENAHJBHHHHHHHHHHHbhbhbjhbnnnnnnnnnnm nknvkajnskjre

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burnet turned fall detection on on my watch. what did I ever do to her >:(