Happy • Free • Confused

I’m sad, but at least I’m funny. Indianapolis 🏠

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

I keep thinking about this picture a lot. I drew this on my iPad back in May. My then fiancé had just tried to commit suicide. I was sitting in the hospital chair next to him when I made it while he slept. To me, this picture is all about perspective. It can be the end of a magnificent day, or the dawn of a brand new one. It is a snapshot that can be either.

I’ve had a hard year. I’ve lost so much. But when I think about this picture, I’m reminded of that optimism I once had. This can be a new chapter in my life, not necessarily the end of everything. And that gives me hope.

For anyone out there feeling lost, or depressed, or unimportant, try not to give up that hope.

You are loved. You are impossibly important. And the ending of your story is still undecided.

[deepcutbrotank]

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[segamascott]

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[audrey-molinatti-art]

My new sticker destroy godzilla!!!! i redraw a meme with my artstyle ( soon i ll post a catalogue of my print with prices if you want to support me) i love how it came up

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

its pink fyi

[busterwood]

[maruchanishere]

[toxetta]

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[pjackk]

Situation. urgent.

Hey gang, i need help real bad.Seriously, life is like really tough for me rigt now. So,pretty much, some doushe bag ran into me in a drunk driving incident and now im having some real bad money problems.

This is all cuz i was out getting some drinks with my fwb & and it was night time and real dark & shit so when i tried to merge (thought nobody was there) some idiot was right there,apparently.

Thankfully i got out real easy cuz only the driver of the other car and my buddy got hurt since he was givin me crazy car head & smashed his head on my wheel & got a concussion i think.

The other drive is still in a coma & his psycho ass wife keeps bitching at me bout how i gotta pay for everuthing which i think might be illegal from the harassment act

It was real ugly and basically im traumatized by The blood & shit & that guys banshee ass wife who isnt even pretty by the way has kind of traumatised me.

Pretty much, im not really insured so i got to pay for everything from my pockets,which, is very close to empty.

My booze is running out to which is pretty bad & shitty cuz i gotta drink to deal with the pain snce i dont even vibe with therapist bull shit.

Pretty much, even if i had the money to numb my pain with DIY/tradional medicine i cant even drive w/o keeping a breathalyzer in my car now which im prety sure is rigged as fucked since even if i only drank a litle bit it still fails.

Pretty much,i need at least $1500 to pay up for the my treatment, gettig my ride sexy again,and rent cuz  my land lord keeps skull fuckign my ass cuz i dont have a reliable gig rn so he wont even give me another month extension to pay.

Situation urgent.I know life is like a box of chocolates & shit but please help so i can keep being fckin awesome!!!

Pic of my truck.Mechanic said its gonna cost a fortune to fix.thank fuck this wasnt my house lol i would be in lots of trouble

Btw, here are two creatures lol. Im gonna have to get them killed if i dont get money by the way since kibbles so expensive rn cuz of the 🇺🇦⚔️🇷🇺 war i think,so maybe U can think about that

Cash app: $pjack9

GOAL: 0/$5000

[basileater]

I love how people are unironically reblogging this you people will just repost anything huh

[pjackk]

They reblog it cuz they care about me sorry nobody cares about u tho

[ghostofava]

keeping his dick pic in a heart-shaped locket

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏