Helping Mankind… One Slice Of Toast At A Time

Real science!

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[ghhhhHffd okay I need to get back into rping from this account so lms for a starter??]

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I've heard of your super toast, but what about other food stuffs?

"Super Toast's qualities will be spread to other food items once I acquire the time! THAT is a promise!"

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"ARE YOU THE GUY THAT MADE SUPER TOAST??"

"OF COURSE! I'm the one and only!"

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[Going to revive this blog!]

All the Little Things Meme

Get down to the nitty gritty.  Send a symbol to learn about the muse!

🍑 - Favorite fruit 🍰 - Do they eat healthy or do they like junk food? ☕ - Tea or Coffee?  How do they take theirs? 🎵- Favorite song 🔪 - Have they ever killed someone? 🍴- Favorite meal 🎩 - Usual outfit 🏠 - What does their living space look like? 🚿 - Do they like hot or cold showers? 🏨 - Sleeping position 🚔 - Have they ever broken the law? 🏃 - Are they athletic? 💐 - Favorite type of flower 🎹 - Do they play any instruments? 🎨 - Artistic ability 🏥 - Has they ever gotten seriously ill? 💤 - Do they like sleeping in or waking up early? 🕕 - The longest they’ve ever been awake 🔎 - Random detail about them 💢 - Something other’s do that gets on their nerves 🚬 - Do they drink/do drugs? 👶 - As a kid, what were they like? 🍭 - Do they have a sweet tooth? 🎂 - How old are they? 🎤 - Can they sing? 🔋 - What makes them feel better after a long day? 💕 - Parents 🍙 - Favorite snack 💀 - What are they afraid of?

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random injury/injured scenario memes !

send a symbol to find my muse —–

🌌 - suffering from blunt force trauma ( a hard punch to the face, hit with a bat, etc ) 🔪 - suffering from a stab wound 🔑- sitting on the ground, wheezing & coughing 💔 - crying & taking their rage/sorrow/etc out on a wall with their fist ✴️ - trying to tend to bad burns somewhere on their body 📢 - having just been in a fight & is now dizzy, ears ringing ⬇️ - throwing up from a sickness or injury they have ⛓ - chained to a wall/floor/ceiling & beaten bloody

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This is true. Trust me, I'm a scientist.

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Don't talk to me or my son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son or my son's son ever again.

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What’s wrong with prerecorded messages?

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Nothing, if you don’t mind feeling like your dad prioritized literally anything else before you 🐸☕️

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I don't mind at all!

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Are you Insane in the Membrane?! ----/>3 --0.0

Ask me if I’m insane one more time. I dare you.

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Hello! It has come to my attention that I have not been very active. But, you know, when you are a famous scientist, recreational activities are often hard to indulge in.

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((Okay officially THIS is my RP blog. Moved it back to here. Sorry for all of the changing stuff!))

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What's wrong with prerecorded messages?

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Listening to music and relaxing in bed. The music is just lab glassware being clinked together rhythmically, but that's okay because that's my favorite genre.

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Your toast has been most helpful ^_^

Thank you, anon! :) More super foods are sure to come in the future.

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That feeling when you made a new scientific discovery and it became a scientific breakthrough and you ended up creating about five more branches of physics and the paparazzi just won't leave you alone after that… SMH.

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I can’t believe I made this I’m