That's a recipe for disaster...

The Professor welcomes you to her laboratory full of alternative universes and original ideas. Those with the minds of philosophers and scientist are sure to find adventure waiting them. Warning! The Professor is not responsible for any excessive fangasms, uncontrollable feels, sudden appearance of OTPs, or any other symptoms caused by Fandemic. It is advised that you consult your conscious if you are prone to these prior to reading. Enjoy!    

[steelcladart]

DND commission for @professorsuze of their character. Honestly loves drawing her, I just LOVE redheads with green eyes. She also has the cutest face send help

[Commission info]

[Like my art? Consider feeding me some sweet, sweet coffee …or Overwatch lootboxes tbh]

[professorsuze]

Thanks again. Love it ^^

[toobadhesfictional]

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

[llemonllama]

[beedablogs]

[just--kay]

[frootbowl]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

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[badromantics]

[nitroish]

[narwq]

[valedeahlive-deactivated2021090]

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[lunachix]

[curlygirlythethird]

[bees-are-coming-blog]

[childofwestwind]

[not-so-secret-nerd]

[ddaybluedevil]

[ghosta-r]

[professorsuze]

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[veganhobbit]

happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you

[mr-cappadocia]

For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.

And you find fault with us?

A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…

That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet

[xxbluandorangexx]

so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling 

Mostly from Steve

Especially from Steve

[obsessiforge]

Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –

Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.

Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)

and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide

[foundloveinbudapest-blog]

Oh my god.

[sperari]

Headcanon accepted so hard

[daily-showerthoughts]

If the definition of insanity is to do the same thing again and again while expecting a different result, and the only way to become an expert in something is to do it over and over again until you get the best possible outcome, then the only path to mastery is through insanity.

[professorsuze]

This is true. You have to be a little bit crazy to get a PhD. I should know as I have experienced my professor’s do batshit crazy things...

[vajeentambourine]

Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid.

Shout out to people like me who have parents who are loving but are black holes of emotional labor… It took me a long time to realize that it’s okay to have mixed feelings about your parents, about your relationship with them.

Sometimes parents can love you but be somewhat toxic to you and your growth, and that’s a very hard realization to come to if you, like me, grew up extremely close to them.

Sometimes parents can love you genuinely but lack emotional maturity, forcing you to perform disproportionate amounts of emotional labor. Some parents manifest symptoms of their mental illness in ways that are toxic to your mental illness.

Some parents, like mine, try so hard to be good parents but fall back on habits of emotional manipulation because they haven’t processed their own traumas and are modeling behavior they grew up with. That doesn’t make their behavior acceptable, and it’s okay to feel exhausted and hurt when they betray you. You don’t have to forgive every mistake.

I want you to know that it’s okay to protect yourself, to need some space apart from them. The love you have for your parents is still valid, and you are making the right decision.

Placing a safe emotional distance between myself and my parents has been one of the most difficult, heartbreaking processes I’ve ever gone through… it hurts to try to curb the strength of your own natural empathy around people you love. It feels disingenuous to your heart’s natural state.

But I promise you, you are not hard-hearted or ungrateful, and you are not abandoning them. You are making a decision about your own emotional, mental, and spiritual health.

I know what it’s like in that confusing grey area of love mixed with guilt and anxiety, of exhaustion and quasi-manipulation and unreciprocated emotional labor, and I promise you, you are not alone.

Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid.

[redgoldsparks]

Here is the full version of my first comic for The Nib, which went up yesterday.

instagram/ patreon/  portfolio

[professorsuze]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vuuZt7wak)

[zackisontumblr]

[typelikemad]

2017 Commissions are open! I appreciate everyone who has asked about these, and for your patience as I got some of my work stuff in order.

The above prices are the base rate for single character illustrations. Additional props or simple characters (such as small animals) can usually be included for no extra charge. Large or complex characters and detailed backgrounds will incur additional fees, usually in the range of 10 - 14 USD respectively. I can accept money through PayPal (where I will send you an invoice) or Venmo!

There are a few things I am not comfortable drawing, including: extreme gore, kink or fetish art, anything pornographic, and any overly complex robotic characters or vehicles (you will only be disappointed, trust me on this). I reserve the right to deny a commission if the subject matter is one I don’t find appropriate, or do not feel confident in attempting.

If you’re interested, please send me a quick IM or Ask! I’ll respond quickly with my email to discuss additional details and get your drawing started within a few days! If you cannot currently afford, or do not desire a commission, reblogs and signal boosts are always very much appreciated <3

For more examples of my art, check the tag #typedraws on my blog. Thanks again for all the support!

[typelikemad]

Reminder that I will draw things for u ❤️

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

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[ghostofawolf300]

Ghosfofarol

[what-happened-to-agent-georgia]

WhatDHappenedDToTAgenyDGrotgia

[tuckerfuckingdidit]

tickerfuckingdidit

NAILED IT

[in-sufficientdata]

texelations

[icefrozenover]

icefrozenover

[ghosta-r]

snworrincess-aertist

[professorsuze]

professorsuze

typing classes for the win :P

[urbanoutfucks]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

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[professorsuze]

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[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[eisdax]

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

[musashi]

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

[sadmachiines]

think of asexuality/not feeling sexual attraction like this:

imagine you were born being unable to smell. you could see, hear, feel, and taste but you could not smell. people all around you tell you about how flowers smell. how some flowers smell sweet and others can smell more bitter. you’re confused, because you believe that bitter and sweet are words to describe the taste of food. people tell you about how flowers smell, and they hold flowers up to your nose to get you to smell them.

you smell nothing, and you might even sneeze from the pollen. you tell them to stop making you smell the flowers, because you just can’t. and they tell you, “flowers smell so good though!” and no matter how hard you try, you just can’t…smell…the…flowers.

and you can appreciate how the flowers look, and how they grow in nature, and you can draw them and read about them and appreciate the flowers but you are literally unable to smell them.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

Wow, this is terrific. Side by side with The Force Awakens trailer and The Last Jedi.

[mixtapemasterjipc-deactivated20]

WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!!