johto born galar raised alola based

callahan : 35yold pkmn professor : he/they : pokemon irl blog :

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hello trainers! im callahan :) i am a pkmn professor currently working in alola, investigating different ultra beasts and how they interact with the alolan environment. i was born in johto, but i grew up in galar for the most part. i have completed the galar leauge, and as well as some of the gyms in the johto league.

my team is currently comprised of wednesday, a indeedee ive had for most of my life, driffy, a drifblim i caught when i was young, roe, a pyukumuku i have recently caught, leilei, a comfey ive also recently caught, and bastion, my newest pokemon, a sandyghast! i do have other pokemon, but they’re back in galar.

oh, and here’s a photo of me :)

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OOC INFO:

admin is not a minor, also in college so they will be busy from time to time :) twitter is @peroxideeeee if you wanna follow me there

[angstmemes]

Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.

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the ultra beast detection system is past alpha, we’re officially in beta testing! thank you to @tapu-cocoa-addict for helping me with training my predictive model by using nebby to open wormholes :) we’re currently at an average 95% accuracy, which is a good amount, but not enough.

[profsilverleaf]

That's great news! Here's hoping that your invention will work swell!

[profeucalyptus]

thank you! i hope i can use it to help alola :)

[profeucalyptus]

the ultra beast detection system is past alpha, we’re officially in beta testing! thank you to @tapu-cocoa-addict for helping me with training my predictive model by using nebby to open wormholes :) we’re currently at an average 95% accuracy, which is a good amount, but not enough.

[silphcoofficial]

nothing wrong with cryptocurrency!!!

[i-can-haz-catmons]

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me and kukui are gonna head back to hano for pride this afternoon, i think i’ll bring bliss with me. they’ve gotta get outside for a little bit!

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PROFESSOR!!! YOU SHOULD JOIN ME IN VISITING NANU SOON SO YOU CAN SEE THE KITTIES :]!!

@tapu-cocoa-addict

oh!!! id love that!!!! let me know when you’re headed over next!!

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i was just approached by a man on the streets of hau’oli with white hair. he walked up to me and said “so you’re with the professor now? good luck. he’s gonna treat you good.” and then immediately walked away. he had a gold chain on. who was that. he kinda smelled too. he looked really familiar.

[tapu-cocoa-addict]

UNCLE GUZMA????

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HES YOUR UNCLE TOO????

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i was just approached by a man on the streets of hau’oli with white hair. he walked up to me and said “so you’re with the professor now? good luck. he’s gonna treat you good.” and then immediately walked away. he had a gold chain on. who was that. he kinda smelled too. he looked really familiar.

[profeucalyptus]

i was just approached by a man on the streets of hau’oli with white hair. he walked up to me and said “so you’re with the professor now? good luck. he’s gonna treat you good.” and then immediately walked away. he had a gold chain on. who was that. he kinda smelled too. he looked really familiar.

[piers-official]

An offering... I send you a pack of properly tapu cocoa powder that you add water to so maybe Galar police will be nice to me if I ever go there :D

Is it true that we can't use a ride pager there??

@tapu-cocoa-addict

Thank ya for the cocoa, never got to try this stuff before, but it smells great!

Ehh technically they don't want ya ridin' ya pokemon around, except in the wild areas, but I hate cops so I say fuck 'em and go crazy.

'Sides you're a champion aye? Champions are held in high regard in Galar, ya could probably get away with it.

(Just don't bully the cabbies and the corviknights, if ya do go flyin' about. They actually work hard unlike some aforementioned people.)

[tapu-cocoa-addict]

I've only heard what tourists have to say so I don't know much about Galar,, but if they like Champions maybe I can also get away from travelling expenses by flying with Nebby....

Mm but if the police there is more useless than here where I can get away from Incle Nanu, it'll be easy :]

[piers-official]

Eh tourists don't usually know shite (no offense to 'em), they only go ta Hammerlocke or Wyndon, sometimes Motostoke an' don't see the rest of the region, because they're attracted to the big buildings and shops. We got a lot of natural diversity out here, tha's a lot more interestin' and beautiful than some dusty old skyscrapers.

Nanu... ain't he a dark type user too? Wicked Uncle ya got there. Anyway, yea the bobbies are pretty useless 'round Galar. Probably why Leon always has hands full.

[tapu-cocoa-addict]

Correct!! Here, tourists just get scammed of all their money 🥲 Not like the police here doesn't work, but they have asked me to help them before so maybe they're short on staff... or maybe Nanu is too busy with all the kitties.

He's only my uncle in spirit!! Everyone here is family to me, so they all get their own little titles :]

Mm one question though,, are they like. Okay with riding legendaries. I dont think I can borrow Charizard all the way to Galar if I go there..

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alola trainers! it’s been another long day. i’m planning on attending pride again soon, if anyone would like to meet up with me and kukui! there’s so many trainers in town.

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i heard someone call kukui professor boobs the other day. they are not wrong.

[tapu-cocoa-addict]

Professor dad and professor boobs.... yeah that works

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i heard someone call kukui professor boobs the other day. they are not wrong.

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bliss has been playing in the sun all day! i think they like roe, that’s the first of my pokemon i’m acclimating them to. they’ve been investigating the ocean a lot! kukui has been playing with them too, i found them napping together :)

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of course!!

[a picture of a cosmog, slumbering on top of a napping professor kukui on a green couch. the afternoon sunlight is pouring in, covering them both. kukui’s glasses and hat are awry.]

[a picture of a cosmog and a pyukumuku, both happily splashing around in an ocean.]

[a picture of the cosmog, next to me, as a selfie with professor kukui. we’re both smiling, as well as the cosmog.]

[tapu-cocoa-addict]

Ue..... baby........

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come by and visit him any time!

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bliss has been playing in the sun all day! i think they like roe, that’s the first of my pokemon i’m acclimating them to. they’ve been investigating the ocean a lot! kukui has been playing with them too, i found them napping together :)

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of course!!

[a picture of a cosmog, slumbering on top of a napping professor kukui on a green couch. the afternoon sunlight is pouring in, covering them both. kukui’s glasses and hat are awry.]

[a picture of a cosmog and a pyukumuku, both happily splashing around in an ocean.]

[a picture of the cosmog, next to me, as a selfie with professor kukui. we’re both smiling, as well as the cosmog.]

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bliss has been playing in the sun all day! i think they like roe, that’s the first of my pokemon i’m acclimating them to. they’ve been investigating the ocean a lot! kukui has been playing with them too, i found them napping together :)

[teamwinterofficial]

almost my name jumpscare whoa -blizz