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haha! B] is that something you're supposed to tell your professors? you're not getting any extra marks for that! i'm just teasing you. how could i turn down an offer like that? maybe i'll come around for new years. is that alright with you? /totes excited for this.)
quit being a smartass and come over. it's christmas.
/THEY’RE 1.5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS IN EXACTLY 2 WEEKS SDFJHDSKHJDS. help i’m excited ;___; CAN THEY DO SOMETHING AROUND THAT TIME ON WK PLS.) i would hope!~ i’d be a little worried if it didn’t explain something. ich habe dir gesagt ich will dich ficken viele male, nachdem alle. /LAUGHING SO HARD BRB ; i found a gr8 way for alastar to use german with tamotsu.) ah, ah ~ well, i can go as slow… /whispers it to him, trailing a finger over tamo’s collarbone.) .. or as fast as you need me to. ~ ;’) hmm? /tilts head.) no, you’re face is as perfectly tempting as always ~ /winks.) half? a whole half of the reason you can’t get work done? /feigns offense.) i’d like to take credit for at the least three quarters! /short laugh.) you’d be a very, very unreliable friend. i’d probably have to find a way to punish you ~ /LOOK AT ALL THESE INNUENDOS ; eyes the coffee cup ; he’ll go get coffee for him later.) my, my, tamo, i think you can think of a few ways i’d suggest, can’t you? /lecherous grin ; soft, rumbling chuckle in tamo’s ear eheheheh ; YOU CAN’T RESIST ; breaking down tamo’s resolve: the au ; HE CAN BE AS HOT AS HE WANTS TO BE IN THE OFFICE THANK ; he knows you wanna tamo ; he knoooooows ; sighs.) i’m hoping i break through to you one of these days. ich möchte Sie jeden Tag mehr. ~ /brushed off but that’s ok he’s satisfied for now.) i have half a mind to run both your classes and mine. eventually you’re going to be tracking down graduates to give them papers from their first term here. /shakes his head, amused with the idea.) the last ten, hmm? alright. we can get through these in two-three hours. hn, i still find it funny that the one who looks the least responsible is the one who finishes their responsibilities. ~ oh, woe is me! /dramatically throws his head back with the back of his hand on his forehead.) forgotten once and forgotten twice! what a tragedy. /looks at him with pouty eyes… before ultimately breaking into a mischievous grin.) that breaks my heart ~ /grabs a red pen from tamo’s desk as well ; blinks at him.) how else are you going to finish all of this work? i haven’t got a thing to do, in the mean time ~ i finish grading papers two days ago. /pleased tone.) oi, there’s no need for you to pay. i was the one who wanted to take you out! let me pick up the tab. you deserve to kick up your feet for one night without a bunch of work hanging over your head, don’t you think? unser erstes Date! /winks.)
translations:
[ich habe dir gesagt ich will dich ficken viele male, nachdem alle] - i told you i want to fuck you many times before, after all.
[ich möchte Sie jeden Tag mehr] - i want you more each day.
[unser erstes Date!] - our first date!
/IS IT ONE WEEK NOW? or close to hehehe ; LIKE FIRST DATE OR.) ........ eh? /his face rn ; does not understand that !! i mean he can probably latin and italian but german is just out (or maybe he's just really rusty w/ it and wtf did U JUST SAY ALASTAR.) ... what was that? slower and in english, please? /eyes slide closed and smiles slightly ; opens eyes ; lifts his head up to look at alastar ; whispers teasingly.) slower. /he did catch that innuendo omg THIS WHOLE CONVO IS A HUGE INNUENDO.) you ... and your charms, haha. B] don't you ever know when to stop flirting with me? /still grinning despite that.) it hasn't gotten you anywhere yet, alastar. /though that's not really true hehehe.) you really are a persistent one. do you really want to take credit for the three quarters because that much credit comes with responsibility. /grins.) i hope if i had to be one thing, it'd be reliable. ah .. oh dear. what kind of punishment are we talking about? wait, wait. /holds his hand out.) don't answer that. knowing you, i know exactly what it's going to be. /PLEASE AND THANK.) i'm sure i could think of a few things myself. but i'm an old romantic, and i do like dinner dates and such before doing anything to do with a bed and what you can't seem to keep in your pants. ~ B] /wry smile ; stop doing that to his ear ghjkdf ; barely shivers ; go awei ; NOO.) keep trying. i'm sure you'll make a break through one day, if you haven't .. already. now, alastar, you know i don't speak german. what's that? you and about every other teacher at this school. what am i to do, really? i already feel terrible for getting you to do a bit of my work -- you know what, you don't have to. i've got this. put down those essays. B| /said in a not-so-serious tone but he actually does feel bad about it.) ... ... ... i look responsible? B] that's funny. /chuckles.) oh, the dramatics. you're --- i didn't forget you! what a tragedy indeed. /laughs.) xD! you .. poor alastar. what would you have me do? kiss it all better? ah .. somehow i always manage to do it before finals, but with your help .. i'd be truly grateful. thank you, again. .. /blinks.) you're already doing half my work and you're going to pay for the tab. that hardly seems fair. at least let me do something. anything. ....... /pauses when he realizes that is like .. too broad and alastar can take that anywere.) well, not anything. you know what i mean. /stares at him because strangely enough, he's not annoyed with the language barrier. german's kind of hot when it's coming from alastar. 8) to tamotsu anyway. wait ) i understood a word there, i think. oh, alastar .. /small, gentle smile ; thinking: why me? ; because he's honestly given up on relationships for a while now.)
/brings in a bunch of paper to class.) i've finished marking your essays. i apologize for the delay. i've been swamped the past couple of weeks. i'll hand them out at the end of class, alright? i don't want you to be distracted while i lecture. /and so the lecture begins ; ok now it's done ; starts handing them out.) if you have any questions about your mark or if you didn't get your assignment back, you may come to me. no one got a zero .. unless you plagerized. B[ which i did warn you about.
/NEEEEEEEEEEEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHA ; our bbs yo ; LOL ALL OF THE STUDENTS NEED TO STOP READING THIS ; teachers: after hours special ; sdfjhsdf.) oh, tamo ~ /feigns exasperation ; husky, longing voice.) you know i can hardly control myself around you. i just want you all the time ~ <3 /breaks into another wide grin ; laughs.) your embarrassment is adorable. don’t worry, no one is coming. /would be able to hear them coming from up the stairs all the way at the end of that hall it’s k yo ; super demon awareness go! /o/.) why would you even consider cutting me out, is the better question ~ i’m easily the most exciting part of your day… clearly. /dry tone ; WTF WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT SDHJSDFK ; no one is getting possessed ; fuck you vetty.) oho? /raises an eyebrow.) well, perhaps i should be making up for lost time. /bites his lip ; winks.) of course, that’s part of the contract. /walks around the side of the desk ; slides his arms over tamotsu’s shoulders slowly, palms flat on his chest ; whispers hotly into his ear.) or do you need me to convince you that it should be? /griiiiiiiiiiiinning so wide HELP ; this is the part of his muse i miss so much ; sdfjhsdfkjf.) tamotsuuuu ~ don’t be like that. you don’t have to hide it from me ;’) i can be into office sex just as much you. <3 ~ hnn, i should be asking how you let the work pile up so high. don’t your students get mad at you because they never get their assignments back? /pouuts ; dramatic sigh ; picks up a pile of ungraded essays.) oi, oi, if you blow me off so often i’ll think you’e putting off all this work on purpose just not to be seen with me. ~ /takes out a pen from his jacket ; walks around again to the other side of the desk ; snaps his fingers, making a fluffy fuchsia armchair appear ; flops down into it ; fingers through the paper.) after coming all this way? just to leave? /shakes head ; small grin ; glances up at him.) it’s a lot less fun to eat alone. i know because i’ve been doing it faaaar too often lately ~ besides, if i help you with this, there shouldn’t be any reason we can’t go out for dinner instead!
/I MISS THESE BABIES WAHHH. LOL. after school special. dfgjhkdfg.) "hardly control myself"... /echoes lightly ; laughs not unkindly.) that would explain a lot, actually ~ B] i can barely keep up with my work. what makes you think i'll be able to keep up with you~. /quiet chuckle ; rubs hand against his stubble again as he sits back into his chair.) do i have anything on my face? i mean, i slept on my work. /turns head aside.) well ... ... seeing as there really isn't anything interesting happening in my life, i'd have to agree. the only reason i would consider cutting you out is because you're a horrible distraction. half the reason why i can't get my work done. /teasing tone.) ah, i would never cut you out. what kind of friend would i be? /reaches over for his coffee mug ; tilts it ; frowns when he sees it's empty ; vetty's comin' better start runnin!!! jk.) and, uh, how are you going to do that? /keeps his eyes on alastar warily ; takes in a breath when he feels alastar's arm around his shoulder ; looks down at the hand on his chest before raising his eyes straight ahead.) ... /bites down on his lip to keep from grinning ; keeping his composure ; somewhat ; stop that alastar yOU CAN'T BE THIS HOT IN THE OFFICE stOPOPTOPTOSJJK ; puts his hand on alastar's wrist, teasing stroke with his fingers.) you make it oh-so tempting sometimes. /throaty chuckle ; do u kno how hard it is to not jump alastar rn ; brushes alastar's hand off v. gently.) but i don't think we'll ever get to it with the amount of work i have. maybe one day when i've gotten on top of my work /i'll get on top of u oh.) we'll come to some sort of agreement. /painful look at the essays.) i'm on the last ten. oh, trust me, i get emails about it every other day. i try, i try. i'm ... not the kind of person to do this kind of work. clearly. /clears throat and starts marking the paper with red.) what? of course not! B( i've got horrible time management. i've marked you down for a couple of days already but i never seem to get around to getting the work done. /looks over at him ; guilty look.) you're not actually going to help me out with this, are you? i couldn't ask that of you, alastar. /blinks when he hears the suggestion ; small smile ; scratches the back of his head with a humbled look.) dinner sounds great ... if it's on me. it's the least i can do.
/leans his cheek on his fist, elbow into his knee ; grinning so wide amg ; tamotsu you’re so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.) what a sexy voice ~ <3 /smooths back a strand of his hair ; tucks it behind his ear.) if you needed to ask, i’d wonder if you were sleeping through the whole of our relationship ~ hn, not that that couldn’t be possible. /sticks out tongue teasingly.) the one and only. ~ /winks ; tilts his head.) devil and angel reunited again. a tale of intrigue and forbidden love. and sex. /wide, mischievous grin.) the kinky kind that happens in offices like i know you like. ~ /chuckles ; stretches ; hops off the desk ; sticks his hands in the pocket of his coat.) how do you even have time to sleep under all that paperwork? /alastar literally has all the time in the world ; and he doesn’t even need sleep daily ; heh.) mm, i was going to ask you out to lunch!~ but in retrospect, maybe i should let you work on some things?
/stop this youuu're bREEEAAAKING MEEE DOWNNNN ; yama stop reading this.) haha , oh, alastar. this is hardly appropriate office talk. ~ /tilts sideways from chair to see if there are any students waiting outside ; pls alastar gkjfhdk.) of course not. you are one aspect of my life that is incredibly hard to cut out. /inb4 possession.) i'd be a little less worried about meeting you for a second time, though. you're a little less lecherous than i remember -- or is this me getting used to you? B] /leans back in his chair.) i'm the angel? haha, i can't disagree with ... that ... /his face ; rubs chin with the biggest grin.) i don't remember sex being part of the contract. on anything. /opens one of his drawers and takes out a pen ; raises an eyebrow at alastar ; can't stop smiling help.) i don't know where you found that out, or are you just taking a wild guess? a wild, wild guess, and i will not be commenting any more on that subject. /starts writing things down.) ehh, it happens. look at all this work. /chuckles.) the weightiness of it all gets to my eyes and then .. i fall asleep. lunch? /torn look.) that's a flattering thought. one hour couldn't hurt, right? ... ... /looks at the paper work.) maybe it will. ... ... ah, i'm so sorry, alastar. i'll make it up to you. i know i blew off last week's date, too. you're welcome to stay if you like, but i'm afraid i won't be of much entertainment today.
oi, tamotsu ~ are you off right now because there wa - /walked into tamo’s room shouldering on his coat ; blinks when he sees his friend ; chuckles, light smile ; sits on the edge of his desk and sighs, looking down at him.) my, my, how like you ~ /gently caresses tamo’s head ; leans down close to his ear ; whispers quietly into his ear.) tamotsuuu ~ /puts a hand on his shoulder.) this is no place for sleeping. ~ my bed is much better. /smirks.)
/still asleep ; nope can't hear you ; caressing his head while he's asleep >: wehh ; starts waking up ; hears a v. nice voice in his ear but why -- hey.) ... what? /scratchy voice from sleep ; raises head with his eyes still closed; remembers the last phrase that alastar said ; chuckles under his breath.) i don't even need to ask who this is to know who it is. /opens eyes ; looks at alastar with a tired smile.) hello ~, if it isn't my favourite devilish creature. B] /rubs his knuckles against the stubble on his cheek ; looks down at the paperwork on his desk.) i fell asleep .. again .. uuh .. did you say something to me earlier? /runs fingers through hair.)
#DADDY NO #DADDY STAHP #DADDY WHY #GET OUT OF MY BEST FRIEND #GOD DAD #YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING#DAAAAAAAAAD #GODDAMIT #I FUCKING HATE YOU
"GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE. FUCKIN’ BASTARD."
i"m SoRRY diD SomEONE CaLL mE~~~~~~~???????
/fell asleep in his office.)
