Progeny of the Phoenix

Palia fan sideblog of hcs, fics, etc by Siren (that me)

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Thinking of writing [REDACTED] fics bc I love these men ;-;

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Human: what does “ofc” mean to you guys?

Nai’O: “of course”?

Hassian: where’s the “fucking”?

Nai’O: …the what?

Hassian: the “f” in “ofc”

Nai’O: …that’s- that’s for “of”

Hassian: no it’s “of fucking course”

Nai’O, panicking: I’ve- I’ve left notes for my mother saying “ofc”…

Human: well… thanks I guess for the help

Hassian: ofc

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YES I’VE SEEN THE HODARI NEWS AND LIL VIDEO- NO IT WON’T LET ME UPLOAD IT

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@sunny-jade I had a friend ( @paofia )try to sell me on the game and then knowing I too love men a bit older as well and similar type as her deliver the unfortunate news prior before me playing the game. Yet I still went in all bummed because sadly he became one of my boys I love most alongside Hassian before the others. And my constant writing really wishes to write of him because he’s so good for writing.

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Tish: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

Jel: Why no 24/7?

Tish: Snack breaks.

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Tish: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Reth: *looks over at Kenyatta and Nai’O* Reth: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Reth: Hassian gets offended by everything.

Hassian: What did you say about me?!?

Reth:

Reth: Case in point.

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Sifuu: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Ashura: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Sifuu: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

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Kenyatta: *chokes on something*

Eshe: Jeez, Kenyatta, don't die on us.

Kenyatta: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Human: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kenyatta?

Kenyatta: No.

Nai’O: I do!

Human: I know, Nai’O.

Nai’O: I’m sad.

Human: I know, Nai’O.

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Reth, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Elouise: anyone got any crayons so I can color in my Ph.D.?

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Tish: why would anyone want to harm Reth?

Nai’O: maybe because they met him?

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Headcanons Master List

Bachelors-

🐠Einar🐠

Pebbles,

🏹Hassian🏹

Storytime,

💎Hodari💎 (fight me on this)

coming soon

🪡Jel🪡

coming soon

🥕Nai'O🥕

coming soon

🥘Reth🥘

coming soon

Bachelorettes-

🔬Jina🔬

coming soon

💍Kenyatta💍

coming soon

🥀Tamala🥀

coming soon

🛠️Tish🛠️

coming soon

Villagers-

🪚Ashura🪚

coming soon

🪲Auni🪲

coming soon

🌱Badruu🌱

coming soon

📚Caleri📚

coming soon

🐉Chayne🐉

coming soon

🥧Delaila🥧

coming soon

🔍Elouisa🔍

coming soon

👑Eshe👑

coming soon

🪷Hekla🪷

coming soon

🥪Kenli🥪

coming soon

🎆Najuma🎆

coming soon

👾Sifuu👾

Storytime,

🦴Tau🦴

coming soon

💰Zeki💰

coming soon

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Human: Hey, Hassian, do you have feelings for me?

Hassian: Yeah, anger.

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Sifuu: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Human, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Hodari: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.