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welcome to the bruins lb! we have the best lb and fans (tho i am biased lol). the game tonight was tense and a little slow but there’s so much to look forward to! your gonna love (and sometimes be annoyed with) these guys! 🖤💛
Thank you so much! I'm so happy I found you guys (or, well, you found me)
Welcome welcome to loving the Bruins!!! 💛🖤 You'll pick up on the rules of the game the more you watch but the important part is the warning that you will become emotionally attached to like 20 somethin dudes who are so silly and all love each other and also our tiny captain 🤏
Thank you so much! I can't wait to get emotionally attached to dudes who are double my size but act like kids (they're kinda like Clifford)
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
Thank you, @camp-bruins 🥺🤍
Also OP absolutely yes come be a Bruins fan. We've got beautiful Grizzly Bears and cookies. 👀
Thank youuu! I'm watching my first game today! So excitinggg
That's so fun!! What do you think so far?
I don't know all the rules and details yet, but I'm having a lot of fun watching! I love watching sports, especially dynamic and fast-paced ones, so it's absolutely perfect. And I think the bruins really are the team for me 💛🖤
Thank you to everyone who has been kind enough to cheer me on and explain everything! I'm loving the enthusiasm. I had no idea the ice hockey side of Tumblr was so awesome
You'll learn the rules as you go. The announcers are really good about explaining stuff, so you'll know a lot more by like your fifth goal. But if you have specific questions, you can definitely ask me. 🤍
Also, yes. The last ten minutes of that game is how most Bruins games are and I'm so sorry 😂😭 they love making things harder than they have to be and making you chew your fingernails down to nubs to the last horn. 😭
Edit lmao FIFTH GAME. unless you want to score goals. That's fun too
When I tell you I was STRESSED!! But in a good way, in a good way. That was so much fun! And yeah, the announcers really help out when they explain what's going on 😂 thank you so much, guys! You're all awesome 🖤💛
It's a running joke among Bruins fans that the Ford F-150 Final Five (the last five minutes of our games that are sponsored by Ford) is the most stressful thing in the world 😂😭
I would have to agree, that shit was tense! But I loved it! It was the perfect first game
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
Thank you, @camp-bruins 🥺🤍
Also OP absolutely yes come be a Bruins fan. We've got beautiful Grizzly Bears and cookies. 👀
Thank youuu! I'm watching my first game today! So excitinggg
That's so fun!! What do you think so far?
I don't know all the rules and details yet, but I'm having a lot of fun watching! I love watching sports, especially dynamic and fast-paced ones, so it's absolutely perfect. And I think the bruins really are the team for me 💛🖤
Thank you to everyone who has been kind enough to cheer me on and explain everything! I'm loving the enthusiasm. I had no idea the ice hockey side of Tumblr was so awesome
You'll learn the rules as you go. The announcers are really good about explaining stuff, so you'll know a lot more by like your fifth goal. But if you have specific questions, you can definitely ask me. 🤍
Also, yes. The last ten minutes of that game is how most Bruins games are and I'm so sorry 😂😭 they love making things harder than they have to be and making you chew your fingernails down to nubs to the last horn. 😭
Edit lmao FIFTH GAME. unless you want to score goals. That's fun too
When I tell you I was STRESSED!! But in a good way, in a good way. That was so much fun! And yeah, the announcers really help out when they explain what's going on 😂 thank you so much, guys! You're all awesome 🖤💛
YES GO BRUINS 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
(I think I'm obsessed... thank you to everyone involved)
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
Thank you, @camp-bruins 🥺🤍
Also OP absolutely yes come be a Bruins fan. We've got beautiful Grizzly Bears and cookies. 👀
Thank youuu! I'm watching my first game today! So excitinggg
That's so fun!! What do you think so far?
I don't know all the rules and details yet, but I'm having a lot of fun watching! I love watching sports, especially dynamic and fast-paced ones, so it's absolutely perfect. And I think the bruins really are the team for me 💛🖤
Thank you to everyone who has been kind enough to cheer me on and explain everything! I'm loving the enthusiasm. I had no idea the ice hockey side of Tumblr was so awesome
Not a face reveal, but this is what I look like
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
Thank you, @camp-bruins 🥺🤍
Also OP absolutely yes come be a Bruins fan. We've got beautiful Grizzly Bears and cookies. 👀
Thank youuu! I'm watching my first game today! So excitinggg
hi! welcome to the bruins fam 😚 i saw that some people have already kind of told you about some players so i just wanted to say that if you want to watch the game tonight it will be on espn+ tn! i don’t know where you’re from so it might be on cable in certain areas as well
also if you wanna hop in the liveblog tn everyone there is super nice. if you’re interested in learning more about certain players literally ask anyone because there are like superfans of random niche players. @swaymarked pops into my mind about geekie, coyle, and brazeau but yeah! have fun 💋
Thank you so much! You guys are making me feel so welcome already 🤍 can't wait to watch the game!
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
It has been requested by @camp-bruins that I offer a rundown of the player. Again, under the cut because these boys are precious but there's a lot of information
I guess just going in the order of the roster on the NHL website
John Beecher: Nicknamed Beech. Plays forward, specifically center. He's a speedy skater and this is only his first full season with the team. He's still trying to find his identity as a player, but he's super super promising.
Justin Brazeau: Nicknamed Braz. He kind of came out of nowhere last season and made a huge impression. He's a forward, a right wing. He's huge, a good thing in hockey. He throws his body around a lot to make the play.
Charlie Coyle: Nicknamed Cees, CC. He's a local boy! He grew up in Weymouth, MA which is about half an hour outside of Boston. He's another center and he's super crafty on the ice. Even if the play is nowhere to be found he will make the play happen.
Trent Frederic: Nicknamed Freddy. This boy. He's so scrappy. He's a center, but he LOVES to fight. And score. He's crafty like CC is on the ice and he's not afraid to take the hit in order to make the play. In his first ever NHL game he got in a fight and it's just continued ever since.
Morgan Geekie: Nicknamed Geeks. Geeks is subtle on the ice. He's a center too but he's like the Swiss army knife of the team. He'll do just about anything and a lot of his goals are sneaky. He doesn't hit a lot, but because he's not a big name a lot of people sort of ignore him because they don't think he's gonna cause damage.
Mark Kastelic: Nicknamed Kasty. Another one that sort of came out of nowhere. He plays center like the guys above. He's speedy like Beech is and scores the way Cees does. Another one that isn't a big name so he doesn't draw the attention.
Elias Lindholm: Nickname: O-Lindy. Yet another center but another really important player. He took a while to get started this season but now that he's in his groove he's almost unstoppable. He takes his time, waiting for the play to come to him. The way the play forms around him is almost like he can see into the future.
Brad Marchand: Nicknamed Marchy, Little Ball of Hate, Rat King. Oh boy. Where do I start with Marchy. He's a a left wing, but more importantly our captain. I could honestly spend an entire post just on him and all his lore. He's scrappy like Freddy, a lot of people labeled him dirty in his younger years but he has matured a lot. Honestly, just watch this video because I can't even begin to describe him.
David Pastrnak: MY BOY, MY LOVE. Nicknamed Pasta. Where do I begin with Pasta. He's our Guy. Our poster child. He is one of the best players in the league. The man will create a goal out of thin air. He's also literally the sweetest human being on the planet. Look at my pinned post for context. Ugh. I cannot say enough good things about this man. He's so. I love him. I love him so much. I love him. He's also an assistant captain. He's been in Boston since he was about 17 or 18 and has become such an amazing player.
Oliver Wahlstrom: Nicknamed ???. Wally maybe???. He showed up like a week ago. He's a right wing. He's also another sort of local boy! He's from Maine which is about 3-4 hours north of Boston depending on where you're going and such. I honestly don't know that much about him yet but I'm excited to see how he does with the team.
Pavel Zacha: Nicknamed Pavs. Pavs Pavs Pavs. What a guy. He's another center but he'll do almost everything on the ice a forward does. He's speedy, he's good at sneaky goal scoring. He's pretty quiet though. He's another one that waits for the play to come to him. But when it does? He will shoot a puck so hard and so fast the goalie doesn't know what happened.
Brandon Carlo: Nicknamed Brando, Bambi. Our first defenseman! He's tall and lanky. He's not so much a major hitter, but he's really good at freeing the puck up to make plays for his forwards. He's pretty injury prone which kinda sucks but he's a really good player. He gets his nickname Bambi because he's so injury prone and tall and lanky. He's another another really sweet guy (same vein as my post about Pasta).
Hampus Lindholm: Nicknamed D-Lindy. Our other Lindy! He's a defenseman too and another Swiss army knife. He's injured right now but he's so good. He hits, he frees the puck. He scores occasionally. A lot of critics say shitty things about him but they're not true. He's one of those guys who does things on the ice that don't show up in the statistics. And also I love him.
Mason Lohrei: Nicknamed Mase. Mason! He's another one in his first full season like Beech. He's still trying to get his legs under him and learn the ropes but he is so so promising. He's good at making hits, but he doesn't really know how to control his body the right way in the NHL yet. He's got MAJOR animated dog energy. That doesn't make sense, but it's true.
Charlie McAvoy: This boy has no many nicknames. Chuck, Chucky, Stallion, Mack. He's our second assistant captain and I'm pretty confident when Marchy hangs his skates up he's gonna be captain. He does everything. He hits BIG (really, opposing forwards hate to see this man coming), he scores, he creates plays. This boy. Oh my god. He is so so so amazing and yet somehow still underrated!
Andrew Peeke: Nickname ???. I honestly don't know what it is. I think it's just his last name. He's another defenseman. He's kinda quiet, doesn't really get a lot of attention. But the way he plays, creates opportunities for forwards, doesn't really show up in the statistics.
Nikita Zadorov. Nicknamed Zaddy (I think). He's huge. The man. Is massive. He will hit so hard the other players get knocked into the next calendar year. Not a huge scorer, but oh my god. Nikita. He hits. He hits so hard. It's insane.
Joonas Korpisalo: Nicknamed Korpy. Our first goalie! Korpy is new this year, replacing Linus Ullmark (never forgotten, we love you Ully). He's pretty solid. I don't have a good read on his character yet but then again he's not Ully. I guess I like him? I don't really have an opinion.
Jeremy Swayman: Nicknamed Sway. Sway! Sway Sway Sway. SO much to say. He first played with the team about three or four years ago at this point. Both our starting goalies went down hard with injuries and he got called up. He is a generational talent. He played a shutout (did not let a SINGLE goal in) within his first few games and has just. Taken off. Sway is hilarious too. He's the typical "weird goalie" but oh my god. He's so unbelievably talented. Excellent candidate for favorite player, btw.
Thus concludes the rundown of the roster. They're an amazing group of guys that play really, really awesome hockey. Again, let me or @camp-bruins know if you have any questions. The Bruins will be playing tonight at 7pm Eastern Standard Time at home against the Buffalo Sabres.
Bruins fans themselves (ones that are local especially) deserve their own post. We are feral. Absolutely feral.
Omg, you guys are literally the best! Like what??? This is amazing! Thank you so much!
Of course! We love talking about these guys and hockey in general
When is the next match? I really want to watch
They're playing tonight! 7pm Eastern Standard Time.
Omg!! That's perfect!
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
It has been requested by @camp-bruins that I offer a rundown of the player. Again, under the cut because these boys are precious but there's a lot of information
I guess just going in the order of the roster on the NHL website
John Beecher: Nicknamed Beech. Plays forward, specifically center. He's a speedy skater and this is only his first full season with the team. He's still trying to find his identity as a player, but he's super super promising.
Justin Brazeau: Nicknamed Braz. He kind of came out of nowhere last season and made a huge impression. He's a forward, a right wing. He's huge, a good thing in hockey. He throws his body around a lot to make the play.
Charlie Coyle: Nicknamed Cees, CC. He's a local boy! He grew up in Weymouth, MA which is about half an hour outside of Boston. He's another center and he's super crafty on the ice. Even if the play is nowhere to be found he will make the play happen.
Trent Frederic: Nicknamed Freddy. This boy. He's so scrappy. He's a center, but he LOVES to fight. And score. He's crafty like CC is on the ice and he's not afraid to take the hit in order to make the play. In his first ever NHL game he got in a fight and it's just continued ever since.
Morgan Geekie: Nicknamed Geeks. Geeks is subtle on the ice. He's a center too but he's like the Swiss army knife of the team. He'll do just about anything and a lot of his goals are sneaky. He doesn't hit a lot, but because he's not a big name a lot of people sort of ignore him because they don't think he's gonna cause damage.
Mark Kastelic: Nicknamed Kasty. Another one that sort of came out of nowhere. He plays center like the guys above. He's speedy like Beech is and scores the way Cees does. Another one that isn't a big name so he doesn't draw the attention.
Elias Lindholm: Nickname: O-Lindy. Yet another center but another really important player. He took a while to get started this season but now that he's in his groove he's almost unstoppable. He takes his time, waiting for the play to come to him. The way the play forms around him is almost like he can see into the future.
Brad Marchand: Nicknamed Marchy, Little Ball of Hate, Rat King. Oh boy. Where do I start with Marchy. He's a a left wing, but more importantly our captain. I could honestly spend an entire post just on him and all his lore. He's scrappy like Freddy, a lot of people labeled him dirty in his younger years but he has matured a lot. Honestly, just watch this video because I can't even begin to describe him.
David Pastrnak: MY BOY, MY LOVE. Nicknamed Pasta. Where do I begin with Pasta. He's our Guy. Our poster child. He is one of the best players in the league. The man will create a goal out of thin air. He's also literally the sweetest human being on the planet. Look at my pinned post for context. Ugh. I cannot say enough good things about this man. He's so. I love him. I love him so much. I love him. He's also an assistant captain. He's been in Boston since he was about 17 or 18 and has become such an amazing player.
Oliver Wahlstrom: Nicknamed ???. Wally maybe???. He showed up like a week ago. He's a right wing. He's also another sort of local boy! He's from Maine which is about 3-4 hours north of Boston depending on where you're going and such. I honestly don't know that much about him yet but I'm excited to see how he does with the team.
Pavel Zacha: Nicknamed Pavs. Pavs Pavs Pavs. What a guy. He's another center but he'll do almost everything on the ice a forward does. He's speedy, he's good at sneaky goal scoring. He's pretty quiet though. He's another one that waits for the play to come to him. But when it does? He will shoot a puck so hard and so fast the goalie doesn't know what happened.
Brandon Carlo: Nicknamed Brando, Bambi. Our first defenseman! He's tall and lanky. He's not so much a major hitter, but he's really good at freeing the puck up to make plays for his forwards. He's pretty injury prone which kinda sucks but he's a really good player. He gets his nickname Bambi because he's so injury prone and tall and lanky. He's another another really sweet guy (same vein as my post about Pasta).
Hampus Lindholm: Nicknamed D-Lindy. Our other Lindy! He's a defenseman too and another Swiss army knife. He's injured right now but he's so good. He hits, he frees the puck. He scores occasionally. A lot of critics say shitty things about him but they're not true. He's one of those guys who does things on the ice that don't show up in the statistics. And also I love him.
Mason Lohrei: Nicknamed Mase. Mason! He's another one in his first full season like Beech. He's still trying to get his legs under him and learn the ropes but he is so so promising. He's good at making hits, but he doesn't really know how to control his body the right way in the NHL yet. He's got MAJOR animated dog energy. That doesn't make sense, but it's true.
Charlie McAvoy: This boy has no many nicknames. Chuck, Chucky, Stallion, Mack. He's our second assistant captain and I'm pretty confident when Marchy hangs his skates up he's gonna be captain. He does everything. He hits BIG (really, opposing forwards hate to see this man coming), he scores, he creates plays. This boy. Oh my god. He is so so so amazing and yet somehow still underrated!
Andrew Peeke: Nickname ???. I honestly don't know what it is. I think it's just his last name. He's another defenseman. He's kinda quiet, doesn't really get a lot of attention. But the way he plays, creates opportunities for forwards, doesn't really show up in the statistics.
Nikita Zadorov. Nicknamed Zaddy (I think). He's huge. The man. Is massive. He will hit so hard the other players get knocked into the next calendar year. Not a huge scorer, but oh my god. Nikita. He hits. He hits so hard. It's insane.
Joonas Korpisalo: Nicknamed Korpy. Our first goalie! Korpy is new this year, replacing Linus Ullmark (never forgotten, we love you Ully). He's pretty solid. I don't have a good read on his character yet but then again he's not Ully. I guess I like him? I don't really have an opinion.
Jeremy Swayman: Nicknamed Sway. Sway! Sway Sway Sway. SO much to say. He first played with the team about three or four years ago at this point. Both our starting goalies went down hard with injuries and he got called up. He is a generational talent. He played a shutout (did not let a SINGLE goal in) within his first few games and has just. Taken off. Sway is hilarious too. He's the typical "weird goalie" but oh my god. He's so unbelievably talented. Excellent candidate for favorite player, btw.
Thus concludes the rundown of the roster. They're an amazing group of guys that play really, really awesome hockey. Again, let me or @camp-bruins know if you have any questions. The Bruins will be playing tonight at 7pm Eastern Standard Time at home against the Buffalo Sabres.
Bruins fans themselves (ones that are local especially) deserve their own post. We are feral. Absolutely feral.
Omg, you guys are literally the best! Like what??? This is amazing! Thank you so much!
Of course! We love talking about these guys and hockey in general
can confirm. also you’ll meet so many amazing people who are also fans !!!
I can tell! Everyone is being so nice to me, I feel so welcome ❤️
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
It has been requested by @camp-bruins that I offer a rundown of the player. Again, under the cut because these boys are precious but there's a lot of information
I guess just going in the order of the roster on the NHL website
John Beecher: Nicknamed Beech. Plays forward, specifically center. He's a speedy skater and this is only his first full season with the team. He's still trying to find his identity as a player, but he's super super promising.
Justin Brazeau: Nicknamed Braz. He kind of came out of nowhere last season and made a huge impression. He's a forward, a right wing. He's huge, a good thing in hockey. He throws his body around a lot to make the play.
Charlie Coyle: Nicknamed Cees, CC. He's a local boy! He grew up in Weymouth, MA which is about half an hour outside of Boston. He's another center and he's super crafty on the ice. Even if the play is nowhere to be found he will make the play happen.
Trent Frederic: Nicknamed Freddy. This boy. He's so scrappy. He's a center, but he LOVES to fight. And score. He's crafty like CC is on the ice and he's not afraid to take the hit in order to make the play. In his first ever NHL game he got in a fight and it's just continued ever since.
Morgan Geekie: Nicknamed Geeks. Geeks is subtle on the ice. He's a center too but he's like the Swiss army knife of the team. He'll do just about anything and a lot of his goals are sneaky. He doesn't hit a lot, but because he's not a big name a lot of people sort of ignore him because they don't think he's gonna cause damage.
Mark Kastelic: Nicknamed Kasty. Another one that sort of came out of nowhere. He plays center like the guys above. He's speedy like Beech is and scores the way Cees does. Another one that isn't a big name so he doesn't draw the attention.
Elias Lindholm: Nickname: O-Lindy. Yet another center but another really important player. He took a while to get started this season but now that he's in his groove he's almost unstoppable. He takes his time, waiting for the play to come to him. The way the play forms around him is almost like he can see into the future.
Brad Marchand: Nicknamed Marchy, Little Ball of Hate, Rat King. Oh boy. Where do I start with Marchy. He's a a left wing, but more importantly our captain. I could honestly spend an entire post just on him and all his lore. He's scrappy like Freddy, a lot of people labeled him dirty in his younger years but he has matured a lot. Honestly, just watch this video because I can't even begin to describe him.
David Pastrnak: MY BOY, MY LOVE. Nicknamed Pasta. Where do I begin with Pasta. He's our Guy. Our poster child. He is one of the best players in the league. The man will create a goal out of thin air. He's also literally the sweetest human being on the planet. Look at my pinned post for context. Ugh. I cannot say enough good things about this man. He's so. I love him. I love him so much. I love him. He's also an assistant captain. He's been in Boston since he was about 17 or 18 and has become such an amazing player.
Oliver Wahlstrom: Nicknamed ???. Wally maybe???. He showed up like a week ago. He's a right wing. He's also another sort of local boy! He's from Maine which is about 3-4 hours north of Boston depending on where you're going and such. I honestly don't know that much about him yet but I'm excited to see how he does with the team.
Pavel Zacha: Nicknamed Pavs. Pavs Pavs Pavs. What a guy. He's another center but he'll do almost everything on the ice a forward does. He's speedy, he's good at sneaky goal scoring. He's pretty quiet though. He's another one that waits for the play to come to him. But when it does? He will shoot a puck so hard and so fast the goalie doesn't know what happened.
Brandon Carlo: Nicknamed Brando, Bambi. Our first defenseman! He's tall and lanky. He's not so much a major hitter, but he's really good at freeing the puck up to make plays for his forwards. He's pretty injury prone which kinda sucks but he's a really good player. He gets his nickname Bambi because he's so injury prone and tall and lanky. He's another another really sweet guy (same vein as my post about Pasta).
Hampus Lindholm: Nicknamed D-Lindy. Our other Lindy! He's a defenseman too and another Swiss army knife. He's injured right now but he's so good. He hits, he frees the puck. He scores occasionally. A lot of critics say shitty things about him but they're not true. He's one of those guys who does things on the ice that don't show up in the statistics. And also I love him.
Mason Lohrei: Nicknamed Mase. Mason! He's another one in his first full season like Beech. He's still trying to get his legs under him and learn the ropes but he is so so promising. He's good at making hits, but he doesn't really know how to control his body the right way in the NHL yet. He's got MAJOR animated dog energy. That doesn't make sense, but it's true.
Charlie McAvoy: This boy has no many nicknames. Chuck, Chucky, Stallion, Mack. He's our second assistant captain and I'm pretty confident when Marchy hangs his skates up he's gonna be captain. He does everything. He hits BIG (really, opposing forwards hate to see this man coming), he scores, he creates plays. This boy. Oh my god. He is so so so amazing and yet somehow still underrated!
Andrew Peeke: Nickname ???. I honestly don't know what it is. I think it's just his last name. He's another defenseman. He's kinda quiet, doesn't really get a lot of attention. But the way he plays, creates opportunities for forwards, doesn't really show up in the statistics.
Nikita Zadorov. Nicknamed Zaddy (I think). He's huge. The man. Is massive. He will hit so hard the other players get knocked into the next calendar year. Not a huge scorer, but oh my god. Nikita. He hits. He hits so hard. It's insane.
Joonas Korpisalo: Nicknamed Korpy. Our first goalie! Korpy is new this year, replacing Linus Ullmark (never forgotten, we love you Ully). He's pretty solid. I don't have a good read on his character yet but then again he's not Ully. I guess I like him? I don't really have an opinion.
Jeremy Swayman: Nicknamed Sway. Sway! Sway Sway Sway. SO much to say. He first played with the team about three or four years ago at this point. Both our starting goalies went down hard with injuries and he got called up. He is a generational talent. He played a shutout (did not let a SINGLE goal in) within his first few games and has just. Taken off. Sway is hilarious too. He's the typical "weird goalie" but oh my god. He's so unbelievably talented. Excellent candidate for favorite player, btw.
Thus concludes the rundown of the roster. They're an amazing group of guys that play really, really awesome hockey. Again, let me or @camp-bruins know if you have any questions. The Bruins will be playing tonight at 7pm Eastern Standard Time at home against the Buffalo Sabres.
Bruins fans themselves (ones that are local especially) deserve their own post. We are feral. Absolutely feral.
Omg, you guys are literally the best! Like what??? This is amazing! Thank you so much!
Of course! We love talking about these guys and hockey in general
When is the next match? I really want to watch
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
It has been requested by @camp-bruins that I offer a rundown of the player. Again, under the cut because these boys are precious but there's a lot of information
I guess just going in the order of the roster on the NHL website
John Beecher: Nicknamed Beech. Plays forward, specifically center. He's a speedy skater and this is only his first full season with the team. He's still trying to find his identity as a player, but he's super super promising.
Justin Brazeau: Nicknamed Braz. He kind of came out of nowhere last season and made a huge impression. He's a forward, a right wing. He's huge, a good thing in hockey. He throws his body around a lot to make the play.
Charlie Coyle: Nicknamed Cees, CC. He's a local boy! He grew up in Weymouth, MA which is about half an hour outside of Boston. He's another center and he's super crafty on the ice. Even if the play is nowhere to be found he will make the play happen.
Trent Frederic: Nicknamed Freddy. This boy. He's so scrappy. He's a center, but he LOVES to fight. And score. He's crafty like CC is on the ice and he's not afraid to take the hit in order to make the play. In his first ever NHL game he got in a fight and it's just continued ever since.
Morgan Geekie: Nicknamed Geeks. Geeks is subtle on the ice. He's a center too but he's like the Swiss army knife of the team. He'll do just about anything and a lot of his goals are sneaky. He doesn't hit a lot, but because he's not a big name a lot of people sort of ignore him because they don't think he's gonna cause damage.
Mark Kastelic: Nicknamed Kasty. Another one that sort of came out of nowhere. He plays center like the guys above. He's speedy like Beech is and scores the way Cees does. Another one that isn't a big name so he doesn't draw the attention.
Elias Lindholm: Nickname: O-Lindy. Yet another center but another really important player. He took a while to get started this season but now that he's in his groove he's almost unstoppable. He takes his time, waiting for the play to come to him. The way the play forms around him is almost like he can see into the future.
Brad Marchand: Nicknamed Marchy, Little Ball of Hate, Rat King. Oh boy. Where do I start with Marchy. He's a a left wing, but more importantly our captain. I could honestly spend an entire post just on him and all his lore. He's scrappy like Freddy, a lot of people labeled him dirty in his younger years but he has matured a lot. Honestly, just watch this video because I can't even begin to describe him.
David Pastrnak: MY BOY, MY LOVE. Nicknamed Pasta. Where do I begin with Pasta. He's our Guy. Our poster child. He is one of the best players in the league. The man will create a goal out of thin air. He's also literally the sweetest human being on the planet. Look at my pinned post for context. Ugh. I cannot say enough good things about this man. He's so. I love him. I love him so much. I love him. He's also an assistant captain. He's been in Boston since he was about 17 or 18 and has become such an amazing player.
Oliver Wahlstrom: Nicknamed ???. Wally maybe???. He showed up like a week ago. He's a right wing. He's also another sort of local boy! He's from Maine which is about 3-4 hours north of Boston depending on where you're going and such. I honestly don't know that much about him yet but I'm excited to see how he does with the team.
Pavel Zacha: Nicknamed Pavs. Pavs Pavs Pavs. What a guy. He's another center but he'll do almost everything on the ice a forward does. He's speedy, he's good at sneaky goal scoring. He's pretty quiet though. He's another one that waits for the play to come to him. But when it does? He will shoot a puck so hard and so fast the goalie doesn't know what happened.
Brandon Carlo: Nicknamed Brando, Bambi. Our first defenseman! He's tall and lanky. He's not so much a major hitter, but he's really good at freeing the puck up to make plays for his forwards. He's pretty injury prone which kinda sucks but he's a really good player. He gets his nickname Bambi because he's so injury prone and tall and lanky. He's another another really sweet guy (same vein as my post about Pasta).
Hampus Lindholm: Nicknamed D-Lindy. Our other Lindy! He's a defenseman too and another Swiss army knife. He's injured right now but he's so good. He hits, he frees the puck. He scores occasionally. A lot of critics say shitty things about him but they're not true. He's one of those guys who does things on the ice that don't show up in the statistics. And also I love him.
Mason Lohrei: Nicknamed Mase. Mason! He's another one in his first full season like Beech. He's still trying to get his legs under him and learn the ropes but he is so so promising. He's good at making hits, but he doesn't really know how to control his body the right way in the NHL yet. He's got MAJOR animated dog energy. That doesn't make sense, but it's true.
Charlie McAvoy: This boy has no many nicknames. Chuck, Chucky, Stallion, Mack. He's our second assistant captain and I'm pretty confident when Marchy hangs his skates up he's gonna be captain. He does everything. He hits BIG (really, opposing forwards hate to see this man coming), he scores, he creates plays. This boy. Oh my god. He is so so so amazing and yet somehow still underrated!
Andrew Peeke: Nickname ???. I honestly don't know what it is. I think it's just his last name. He's another defenseman. He's kinda quiet, doesn't really get a lot of attention. But the way he plays, creates opportunities for forwards, doesn't really show up in the statistics.
Nikita Zadorov. Nicknamed Zaddy (I think). He's huge. The man. Is massive. He will hit so hard the other players get knocked into the next calendar year. Not a huge scorer, but oh my god. Nikita. He hits. He hits so hard. It's insane.
Joonas Korpisalo: Nicknamed Korpy. Our first goalie! Korpy is new this year, replacing Linus Ullmark (never forgotten, we love you Ully). He's pretty solid. I don't have a good read on his character yet but then again he's not Ully. I guess I like him? I don't really have an opinion.
Jeremy Swayman: Nicknamed Sway. Sway! Sway Sway Sway. SO much to say. He first played with the team about three or four years ago at this point. Both our starting goalies went down hard with injuries and he got called up. He is a generational talent. He played a shutout (did not let a SINGLE goal in) within his first few games and has just. Taken off. Sway is hilarious too. He's the typical "weird goalie" but oh my god. He's so unbelievably talented. Excellent candidate for favorite player, btw.
Thus concludes the rundown of the roster. They're an amazing group of guys that play really, really awesome hockey. Again, let me or @camp-bruins know if you have any questions. The Bruins will be playing tonight at 7pm Eastern Standard Time at home against the Buffalo Sabres.
Bruins fans themselves (ones that are local especially) deserve their own post. We are feral. Absolutely feral.
Omg, you guys are literally the best! Like what??? This is amazing! Thank you so much!
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
You actually explained this so well, thank you so much! I feel like there are a lot of similarities to soccer (which I grew up watching, so maybe I'm just searching for similarities 😂). This was definitely a good place to start, I'm not completely lost now lol.
How does the scoring work? Like, is every shot worth 1 point?
yes! one goal is one point in the game. there's other points that go to playoffs and shit but that's too complicated for 11:45 at night
T you so much!! You are such a such a sweetheart for taking your time to explain this to me ❤️
i absolutely adore talking about this sport, and my first team was the bruins (found my favorite player there before he was cursed to buffalo :[ )
I can't wait to learn more about it and have my own favs <3 thanks again
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
You actually explained this so well, thank you so much! I feel like there are a lot of similarities to soccer (which I grew up watching, so maybe I'm just searching for similarities 😂). This was definitely a good place to start, I'm not completely lost now lol.
How does the scoring work? Like, is every shot worth 1 point?
yes! one goal is one point in the game. there's other points that go to playoffs and shit but that's too complicated for 11:45 at night
T you so much!! You are such a such a sweetheart for taking your time to explain this to me ❤️
DO IT BECOME A BRUINS FAN THEYRE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER ITS ABSURD. FUNKY GAY ASS TEAM. I LOVE THEM.
THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING THE JERSEY, I'M WATCHING THE TIKTOKS, I'M GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES!
I am now, officially, a Bruins fan! (she says, never having watched hockey in her life)
@pastrnaks-sainz CMERE. WE HAVE A PERSON TO INFORM
TELL ME EVERYTHING
OKAY OKAYOKAY im so austistic about this shit. im so sorry in advance. okay
(this is really long i'm putting it under a cut
You actually explained this so well, thank you so much! I feel like there are a lot of similarities to soccer (which I grew up watching, so maybe I'm just searching for similarities 😂). This was definitely a good place to start, I'm not completely lost now lol.
How does the scoring work? Like, is every shot worth 1 point?