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yapping blog

[promisinglittlediarist]

just got back from the police station, the officer is cute ugh I understand lana now

[promisinglittlediarist]

just got my monthly allowance! I already overspent on it and now I'm broke again 😃

[promisinglittlediarist]

"you won't bring it to your grave" YALL HAVEN'T SEEN ME YET-

[promisinglittlediarist]

am I full? yes.

is my stomach hurting? yes.

will i eat more? absolutely 🤨

[promisinglittlediarist]

Idk if it's just me or what but I've never been grounded before. Timeout even. I don't think anybody that I know has either. Whenever I watch movies where the kid gets grounded I thought it's like a myth or something because in my culture if you act up you don't get grounded. Instead we get our butts whooped, tied up to a tree or kicked out from the house for the night. But of course breakfast is still served the next day.

[promisinglittlediarist]

I hate when people spread misinformations and act so smug like they're right about it 😭

[junesangell]

“what’s your biggest fantasy?” being wanted

[promisinglittlediarist]

"omg you ate sooooo much and you've gained weighttt" hey so um if you even care to ask I'm actually recovering from €d 😃

[promisinglittlediarist]

IM ALIVE (I found a new hyperfixation)

[vodkaxlace]

i dont wanna be insta famous

i wanna be reposted on tumblr and pinterest

[americanelegy]

“are you seeing anyone?” Like… hallucinating?

[blossomingbrunette]

Incels crying about the "male loneliness epidemic" but they pop out with a new misogynistic term every week and expect women to find that attractive or something 😭

[holycalf]

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

[littlemisshelena]

my life is a cycle of going out and wishing i was home and being home and wishing i was going out

[littlemisshelena]

[promisinglittlediarist]

I ran then I tripped because I'm a cs major 🥀

[lovesickblush]

“I swear I’m smart” I say as I stare at my exam paper

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek