Stop Sending Bombs

An independant roleplay blog for my Prosecutor!Apollo Justice AU, though probably also a semi-personal blog at this point Check the PROFILE page to see inventory as well as M!As and current status Tracks the tags prosecutorjustice and pjthegay

[earthboundastronaut]

Although a little surprised Apollo pulled him down and kissed him so quick, Clay couldn’t say that he didn’t like it. He had the urge to kiss him back but…

"Y-Yeah! Totally satisfied! You should…definitely do this mistletoe thing more often…"

Apollo was definitely going to start seeing a lot more mistletoe around the area now. Good luck with that.

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

He couldn't help but chuckle at the look on Clay's face. Completely priceless.

"I highly doubt I'm going to be doing this mistletoe thing again, but at least you're satisfied! Be honoured, you're the first person I've done this with."

This was Apollo's first time doing this mistletoe kissing thing, and he was definitely going to keep it as his last as much as he could. He's just going to walk away the next time he sees another blasted bunch of hanging leaves.

[earthboundastronaut]

"I guess if you say so. Do you wanna take some medicine at least? I don’t think there’s anything for not being able to breathe too well but I’m pretty sure there’s something for nausea."

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"Medicine probably sounds good right about now. I don't think there's any medicine for *cough cough* breathlessness unless you have an inhaler, but I guess I might as well take what I can get."

[earthboundastronaut]

"Yeah I kinda figured it wasn’t your thing. But wait, you’re actually gonna let me kiss you? Like, not on the cheek or anything but a legit kiss?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"I guess I wasn't trying to hide that fact, huh. And, well--"

Apollo grabbed Clay by his hands and pulled him down a little to get on his height, before giving the astronaut a quick peck on the lips.

"Satisfied now?"

[earthboundastronaut]

"Is everything else alright, are you feeling dizzy or anything? We could walk over to the hospital if you need anything checked."

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"Dizzy?...Maybe a little? I think it's a little more of nauseous. I'm not that sure going to the *cough* hospital's necessary. I probably just need some *cough* air or something."

[earthboundastronaut]

"Well..it’s not that I really want to kiss you or anything…It’s just that I wanna get you more into the holiday spirit? Yeah! I mean, you don’t seem like you’re all too festive and mistletoe kisses are what people do during the holidays…”

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"Fine then, whatever you say. I'm not exactly a very festive person, it's just not my thing. Thanks for the thought anyway...But you know what, since you're trying so hard, sure, I'll do it."

[earthboundastronaut]

"That’s…not good at all. Here, stand up a little straighter, it’ll help. Did you hit your chest on anything lately? Do you wanna go out for a walk or would you rather I just crack open a window?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"Thanks...But no, I didn't hit my chest or anything. Not that I remember, anyway. I think a walk *cough* outside would be better than just sitting here."

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

*Gives Apollo a neatly wrapped up present. Yes, it's a bomb.*

"Son of a goat…Wasn’t one bomb enough for Christmas?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

Merry Christmas, Pollo!

"Pfff, of course you get me a Torchic...Merry Christmas to you too!"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

*sends a burping bomb that just burps the song "We wish you a Merry Christmas"*

"Look at this, look at this!”

"Christmas has hardly even started, and there’s already a bomb!…At least it’s not a harmful one. Thanks, I guess.”

[cassandrajustice]

"Anyone thinking of sending a bomb to my Daddy is gonna have to answer to Emo!"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"I'm...Pretty sure I'm going to get bombs, even with that. Thank you anyway, Casey."

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

Spit it out!

[ Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you

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"It hurts when I breathe."

[earthboundastronaut]

"…Maybe we should get you some fresh air. How bad does it hurt?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"I’m not really sure how to explain the pain, but fresh air sounds nice. I can’t really breathe that great right now anyway."

[earthboundastronaut]

"Instead of walking away and pretending it never happened, why don’t you decide for yourself whether or not you’d like it? By the sound of things it seems like you’ve never kissed under the mistletoe before. So hey, it’d be better to do it was your best friend instead of some stranger, right?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"Yeah, it's my first time doing the mistletoe thing myself. Well, I mean, of course it's true I'd rather kiss my best friend than some stranger, but...You...Just really want that kiss, don't you."

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

I'm going to get at least one bomb for Christmas. I can just sense it.

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

Spit it out!

[ Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you

 ]

"It hurts when I breathe."

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

What kind of person would I be if I didn’t include this guy right here? But no worries, this is totally fair.

I'll never get over how weird this thing looks. But I sent you one Pokemon while you sent me four, I don't think that's very fair.

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

*Hangs a mistletoe above Clay and Apollo*

"It’s not Christmas, get that measly bunch of leaves away from me."

[earthboundastronaut]

"So maybe kissing under a toxic plant doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. I still think it’s pretty fun though and  it’s not like we’re gonna be doing anything else, right?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

"How do you find kissing under some leaves hanging from the ceiling fun? Well, no, we’re not doing anything else, but still…Ugh. Do we really have to stick to this tradition thing? Can’t we just…Walk away and pretend this mistletoe thing never happened?"

[prosecutorjustice-blog]

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