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Still Wakes the Deep: Infected by Shrooms
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Gibbo (Still Wakes the Deep)
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Muir (Still Wakes the Deep)
Innes (Still Wakes the Deep)
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Finlay (Still Wakes the Deep)
Archie (Still Wakes the Deep)
Addair (Still Wakes the Deep)
American writing Scottish Accents
Language: English | Words: 3263
The thoughts of all the infected little men throughout the story from start to end blah blah blah
This one is really gay
And silly
But still kinda gay
This is a parody of @silebee-draws's "Joining the Choir." Please go check that out if you haven't already, its really great.
Trots had still been in the canteen when disaster struck. He was cleaning tables and organizing while the last three men were getting ready to leave for their work shifts. The entire rig lurched and almost everyone was knocked to the ground. Lights flickered and tiles fell from the ceiling. Roy immediately called to the others to get in the galley. Everyone managed to get in just before the ceiling in the canteen collapsed and fell onto the tables below.
“Bloody hell.. What the heck is going on?” Roy said, picking up all of the objects from the floor.
“I-I don’t know, Roy.” Trots said. This place was already a deathtrap, and this was really the last straw for him.
The room lurched again, throwing pots and pans and knocking shelves to the ground. They could hear yelling from outside, followed by a loud and rumbling BOOM from outside. Trots needed a plan, and fast.
“You guys,” Trots said, looking at the three men. “You look around up here, see if there’s anyone around. We need to gather everyone that we can in here.”
“And you?” One of the men said. “What will you be doing, boss man?” Trots was irritated by this, but he knew he had to keep his cool. “I’ll be headed up to the cabins. I’ll try to meet you guys back down here.”
The men left through the backdoor and went looking for survivors. Once they headed out, Trots told Roy to stay in the canteen and hold down the fort for a while. Trots then left the canteen and walked into the hallway. As he walked past the double doors, he couldn’t help but notice a small crack in the wall. A small moldy growth oozed out of it. He felt like he was going to boke. Fuckin’ state of this place, he thought to himself.
He reached the staircase and was about to make his way up to the cabins, but he was blocked by a large amount of debris. The stairs were completely fucked, probably not even stable enough to hold one person. He had to find another way up. However, before he could think, there was a loud crashing noise from nearby, followed by a choking scream.
It sounded like it was coming from the crew lounge. Someone was in there. Trots darted back through the hallway and into the crew lounge as quickly as he could. That’s when he noticed a bright, colorful glow coming from inside the restroom. He could hear someone, a raspy voice, gargling, gasping, choking.
“Hello? Is anyone in there? Do you need help?”
All he got in response was: “Oh god, I feel fuckin weird, mate!”
“I’m coming in!” Trots said, putting his hand on the door handle. It didn’t sound pleasant, whatever was in there. But he knew that he needed to help someone. It was his duty. He tried not to imagine what he would see on the other side of the door, but when he opened it, it was worse than anything he could have ever thought of.
When he opened the door, he was immediately greeted with a foul odor. This wasn’t too unusual for the crew lounge restroom, but this was different. And whatever was going on around the dividing wall didn’t sound any better. When he made his way around it, he saw what had happened to poor kelly. He sat up against one of the stalls, fried, fucked, and covered in a yellow veiny substance. His entire lower half was completely covered in a thick, colorful biomass. His legs stuck straight out of it. Didn’t seem like Kelly had any control of them either.
It was horrible, gory, and disgusting. But Kelly didn’t seem to mind it too much. In fact, it looked like he was enjoying himself. He was laughing, and playing with the fungus that sprouted out from his stomach.
“Aye, Trots! Y-you should try some of… this good shit, it makes you.. Feel fuckin funny, man.”
“Oh Christ! Kelly.. What’s happened to you..?”
Kelly took his arm to his chest, and plucked a small piece of fungus from the biomass. Then he lifted his arm up to Trots, as if offering some of it to him. Trots backed up and politely declined the offering. But before he could say another word, the pipes began to rattle.
“Oh shit! It’s happening again, it’s coming!” Kelly said, laughing and pointing toward the sink, smiling with stoned eyes.
“Wh-What!? What’s coming!!?? KELLY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?”
The sink exploded, and a thick cloud of spores burst out from the pipes, along with a giant mass of fungus and flesh. It creeped along the floor, and up the walls. Trots was caught by surprise and fell to the floor, writing in pain. Spores entered through his nose and mouth as he screamed and thrashed on the ground. Then he felt a strange sensation on his lower half. It was a sort of stinging sensation, then one of numbness. His vision warped and his ears were ringing. He heard voices yelling at him.
He tried to get to his feet, but his legs were completely immobile. Through the bubbles in his vision, he could see Kelly, who was now plucking mushrooms from off the floor and putting them in a little pile. Then he heard something from outside the bathroom. A voice, but this time he could tell it was really there.
“Trots? Trots, is that you in there? What ya doin… You hurt, wee lad?”
What the fuck kind of question was that? What did it sound like? Oh aye, I’m doing just fine, just practicing my unholy eldritch screeches in the bathroom. Trots tried crawling to the door, but the flesh held him back.
“G-Get off me… Get it off me! AAAGGGHHH, MY HAND IS SLIPPING, HELP ME!!”
At this point, Caz seemed like an afterthought. That eejit wasn’t going to be any help. Trots tore at the flesh, desperately trying to free himself. But that only made it hold on tighter. No use. He felt like he was about to explode. He tried with all of his strength to hold on, but he finally gave in.
His chest burst open. A disgusting biomass expanded from his ribcage, from which small chunks of fungi sprouted. His back gave in and a large mass grew from his lower half, completely destroying his spine and breaking his legs. He screamed in agony, destroying everything around him. He tore through the stalls, and made his way into the vent in a whirlwind of pain and agony. His vision was completely covered in colorful shapes and rainbows, accompanied by visions of his loved ones.. And Simon.
He broke through the vents and found himself in the lockers, where it happened that three men that he could barely recognize were also there. He couldn’t see anything, but he heard the men exclaim in fear. Getting in his way, that's all that these filthy animals do. He dealt with them and gave them a piece of his mind. They fell silent. Maybe they’d finally learned their lesson.
Then trots climbed back into the vents and burst through the ceiling into the laundry room, which was a fucking disaster; Machines were turned over, there was broken furniture, and there were clothes and objects littered all around the room. “Fucking disgraceful, all this mess!”
He began to tidy the place up. He picked up clothes and put them into baskets, and then put the baskets where they belonged. The constant and repetitive movement of folding clothes and putting things in their proper place calmed him down and alleviated the pain. It took his mind off things. Usually he was okay with this kind of mess. Everyone left their messes and it was up to Trots to clean up after them. But sometimes, he just hated them for it.
“Sick of them.. Sick of them all..”
“I told them it’s no right.. What were they thinkin? Cans of corned beef in the laundry, flasks all over the floor, things that were out of place, things that didn’t belong. Fucking disgraceful. No dignity.
He had to mop again. There was a trail of shite all over the floor. This whole room.. A fucking wreck.
“It’s no right, I tell you, Simon… It’s just no right at all…”
John, come here. It’s time you just sit back and settle down a little, alright?
“I’m only trying to make things better…”
He had spaced out for a second, and forgot what he was doing. What was it again?
He put the clothes in the washing machine, and was getting ready to start it up and move onto another load, but suddenly…
Something had fallen over. Are you fucking joking? If it’s no one thing, it’s the other. This whole rig is a pile of shite and it’s already down to the bare bones. One thing goes wrong and the entire rig might just fall apart. These people only made it worse by being utter slobs with no respect or dignity. They were just pigs who did nothing but leave a mess behind. They never fucking cared about him.
He yelled in anger and slammed the washer door, also tossing a bucket out of the way. He dragged himself over to see what had caused the noise. Just the mop. Back up against the shelf you go. But just as he was about to get back to his work, another thing dropped against the floor.
It was just a white mug with the Cadal logo on it. Every Time he saw that logo, it made him just want to scream. What was this doing here anyways? Trots picked it up and placed it back up on the table. But then he heard the shuffling of boots behind him and went to investigate. Just before he saw the culprit, he heard a banging noise, followed by a bitten off curse and hurried footsteps. Trots had just barely caught a glimpse of the man with blue coveralls, a red helmet, and long shaggy hair. Mcleary! He was the one making this mess!
“GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!!!
“FUCK! FUCKIN MOVE IT!!!!”
Trots had just about caught up to the bastard, but the slippery prick was able to squeeze through the buckled walls just before Trots could get him.
“You won’t be so lucky next time… Prick.”
Of course, now he had to clean everything all over again. Fucking pigs. He grumbled and said several naughty words as he made his way back down the steps to the laundry. “Have to clean up in here again.. No respect, no dignity.”
At least he was able to carry on without any other of his crewmates bothering him. He continued that familiar rhythm, folding laundry and putting things where they belonged. Trots was proud of himself, and when he finally got done with the laundry, he stood back and observed the results with satisfaction, but also not noticing the fact that there was water dripping down from the ceiling.
Now it was time for the cabins. When he made his way up through the vents and into the cabins, he realized that they were just even worse than utility. There were broken doors, flickering lights, and fungus seemed like it was coming out of every little space. He decided it would be a good idea to start with Andy’s room.
“Aye, making the rounds Trots? Wai-”
Trots grumbled as he organized the cabin, throwing things into place and making the bed. He put Andy in the chair and gave him a piece of his mind. Now it was time for Logan’s room, which was much easier. He threw the laundry in the basket and cleaned the desk, while also making damn sure that Logan wouldn’t be up until his night shift.
Bannon was also asleep, but his bed was a mess. How did he sleep in this filthy state? His room was a piece of shit and trash was everywhere. He didn’t even bother with the pictures all over the floor and desk, so he picked them up and threw them at Bannon.
As he made his way around the corner, he noticed the bathroom door open. Needed to clean in there. Couldn’t leave it. He went in and saw Jamie, curled up in the corner. When Jamie noticed Trots, he let out a cry and tried to escape. What was Jamie even doing in there? Trots caught up to Jamie and shoved him to the floor.
“Do you have no dignity? Get back in your room and fucking learn some respect..!”
No response. He left Jamie alone, perhaps he was thinking about what he did.
“That should fuckin teach you…”
He slammed the restroom door and moved onto room 117. But the door was locked, and it sounded like it was being blocked by something. What the fuck? He couldn’t just leave it like this.
Trots took a few steps back and then threw himself into the door, breaking it down and destroying everything in the way. Shuggie and Keith both exclaimed in surprise as he barged into the room. They should have known that Trots was making the rounds by now.
“TROTS! WAIT, TH-” Shuggie yelled.
“BE QUIET, YOU PRICK!” He threw Shuggie into the chair and organized the desk, making sure it was nice and tidy. But for some reason Keith wanted him out.
Ungrateful bastard! Trots grabbed Keith by the neck and made sure he would shut the fuck up. He snapped and made his way out of the room. Now that that was over with, it was time to clean downstairs. He climbed into the vents and broke through into the hallway. But it was completely destroyed. The room had imploded, and the ceiling had collapsed. Had to find another way around.
He went into the crew lounge.
“Filthy disgraceful mess!” Trots said, throwing furniture about and trying to find out if there were any other slick bastards trying to hide from him. He just wanted order, he wanted someone to listen to him for once. But just before he left, the room began to shake. The beams on the ceiling buckled. The entire wall broke free, and plunged into the North Sea.
Trots was surprisingly okay with witnessing this.
He saw a bright light shining from the bathroom, similar to the one he had seen earlier that morning. He remembered that he hadn’t cleaned there yet. He tore the door off the hinges and went in, slamming into the dividing wall and almost destroying it in the process. Then he saw Kelly.
“Kelly! What the fuck are you doing in here! Get out!”
Why the hell was Kelly ignoring him?? The man who was once a stoned couch potato who was higher than a kite, was now a lifeless mannequin laying on the floor with limp arms and head sunken into his chest. He wasn’t responding to Trots, he didn’t even bother looking at him. What a fucking jerk!
But as trots headed over to Kelly to give him a piece of his mind, that’s when he saw something moving in the corner of his eye. His head snapped in the direction of the movement. A reflection. Of himself. His vision cleared up just enough for him to see the disgusting monster he had become.
His glasses were broken. All of his hair had fallen off, and blood was pouring down his face. His chest was torn open and all of his internal organs had been replaced with sickening, disgusting, mushy clumps of fungus. All of his insides were also covered in thick yellow veins, resembling the ones that were covering the walls. Out of his back sprouted a huge mass of the same stuff, and it stuck out almost like a beaver’s tail. It was covered in fungus and he was trailing spores and a disgusting brown juice behind him wherever he went.
At this unholy and sickening sight, Trots let out an ear-piercing screech and dashed out of the bathroom, into the air ducts. There was no way he looked like that, right? Probably just another dumb hallucination. He heard Simon in his head, telling him over and over that he was the most handsome man Simon had ever met.
Is that why everyone was trying to avoid him? It’s not that they had any respect for him or looked up to him, but rather that they only cared about themselves and protecting themselves. Nobody offered help.
He broke through the ceiling once more and landed on the damp carpet with a sickening squelch. The hallways were completely empty and silent. Finally, some peace and quiet, Trots thought to himself. He made his way from room to room, hap-hazardly throwing things everywhere, and honestly just making it worse than it already was.
He just wanted to make things better, before the panic. Before the disaster. Trots just wanted to make it how it was.
As he was patrolling the hallways, making sure that there wasn’t any more mess or another person to ruin everything. But then he heard a Thump! Followed by a painful groan. By the strings of cursing under the person’s breath, he could easily tell it was Mcleary. That eejit was back, just to ruin things even more! What was his fucking problem!?
Trots immediately locked into hunting mode, and began to look everywhere for Mcleary. He heard footsteps near Andy’s room, but when he got there, there was no sign of Caz. He wasn’t quiet, but he was damn good at evading.
He followed the sounds of thumping vents and complaining, until they stopped at Shuggie and Keith’s room. He rounded the corner and went down the hallway.
“Urgh.. Where are you, Mcleary!”
He heard the sound of a vent creaking and snapping off its hinges. Mcleary was close. He broke down the door and finally caught up to Caz, just as he slipped into the air vents. Finally he could teach that bastard a lesson.
“YOU DON’T BELONG HERE!!”
“FUCK!” Mcleary shouted, and he began trying to climb through the vents as fast as he could.
“MCLEAARYY!” Trots called out to him.
Trots chased after Caz in the vents, but the bastard was able to slip into the vent above Bannon’s room. Great. He was just going to wake Bannon up and cause more problems. Fucking prick. Trots knew he could and would catch him eventually, because he knew exactly where he was going next. Roy’s room.
He could hear water splashing from inside the cabins. Finally, just as he suspected, he saw Caz climbing out of the vent that led to Roy’s room. Caz darted towards the stairs, and Trots gave chase. Finally, Caz slipped on a banana peel and fell. It seemed like the bastard was out of luck.
“I have to make it like it was, Caz!” Trots yelled, and the hallway collapsed around him. Debris fell from the ceiling and crushed Trots’ legs. He reached out towards Caz and yelled in pain. He was stuck.
“I-I’m sorry.. I’ve got to go…” Caz said. The last thing Trots could hear was the lad making his way up the stairs.
I just wanted to make things how they were…
I just… wanted to fix it…