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borderlands blog 22 | they/them

[weepingchoir]

having to internalize the gender binary again so I can learn a new Romance language

[weepingchoir]

Mfw the Duolingo owl reminds me carrots are female

[cryptotheism]

Joe Rogan talking to a 10th century silk trader: "It can keep barbed arrowheads out of wounds? Woah. No shit? That's crazy. Why arent we like (pauses to look at a picture of a chimpanzee on his phone) why aren't we like, making tanks out of this stuff?"

[studentofetherium]

in North Korea, there is so little electricity that the trains cannot run. instead, everyone has to run the entire way, carrying the train on their backs, like out of the Flintstones

[studentofetherium]

actually, what Yeonmi Park claims is even sillier. she says that if a train leaving from Pyongyang runs out of electricity before reaching its destination, it will instead turn around and go back to Pyongyang

[brucebocchi]

i’m sorry if i’m just reposting something i already saw on here but this image makes me feel like i’m teetering on the edge of a permanent mental break

[teathattast]

[silverview]

psa

[wizardpig]

[sfortuna-1]

I'm in a kingdom hearts brainrot atm,

Halloween Town Sora is best Sora.

[kosmogrl]

[telltaletypist]

something i love about the girls with guns genre of anime is you know the main characters are gonna be ok if they're up against a man with decades of experience in combat but if they end up fighting another high school girl then they're in trouble. like adult men are the red shirts of the genre

[strongcat]

if you don’t feel like getting up, try lying in bed and staring at your phone for an hour! it won’t help 👍

[catsindoors]

by @CORVICIDE_ [commissions / shop]

[odddogs]

"Audibly said "oh geeze" at this guy"

this is definitely an oh geez kinda doggy .... man i bet carrying this thing around feels great tho, like holding a warm baked potato

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[salvadorbonaparte]

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

[salvadorbonaparte]

I fully believe that as long as it's grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don't care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

[salvadorbonaparte]

One of my students is writing about a ghost he "interviewed". The ghost is called Walter and died in 1865 . The ghost has ghost friends.

This is making grading homework significantly more fun.

[isuggestforcefem]

Hey girls it’s my birthday! Celebrate by feminizing your “male” friends!

[i-like-forcefem]

I really want to give you gift!!! But I simply have no idea, all my friends are already girls…

Even my brother who’s usually so good coming up with gifts has no ideas, I’m at a loss ;w;

[isuggestforcefem]

I have a suggestion.

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