I’m not going to make God my enemy, because he’s God.

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@proudofusx
I’m not going to make God my enemy, because he’s God.
Hey, do you remember when we were little? What I would do to distract you whenever I’d rip off a Band-Aid or something like that?
Yeah. You’d tell some stupid joke.
brokeniinnocence·:
“oh, i’m the brat here? that’s– hoo boy, that’s rich.”
“i said what i said.”
Tongue Tied | 15x10 Gag-reel
Shaving People Punting Things
📷 davidgrizzleart
LOVE ISLAND EPISODE 11 BY CODY KO AND NOEL PROMPTS.
“ wassup , bitches ? ”
“ you look like a rejected disney princess. ”
“ you look like a vegan rapunzel. ”
“ i see what you’re saying. ”
“ where the fuck IS france ? ”
“ now , now , everybody calm down ! ”
“ i don’t even know what happened to me then. ”
“ ( name , ) i totally agree. totally agree. ”
“ oh , shut the fuck up , ( name. ) ”
“ shut the FUCK UP , ( name ! ) we don’t care ! ”
“ go share a milkshake. ”
“ let’s relax for a second. ”
“ everything worries you. you’re stressing ME out , ( name. ) ”
“ speak of the devil. ”
“ what the fuck is that ‘fit , bro ? ! ”
“ what the fuck are those sandals ? ”
“ shut the f — ! shut up. shut. up. ”
“ that was bad. that was fucking bad. ”
“ this game is made for us , man ! ”
“ damn , ( he’s / she’s / they’re ) cute. ”
“ you should be worried. ”
“ everyone , shut the fuck up ! ”
“ now we’re in danger. ”
“ fuck ! i didn’t think about that , damn it ! ”
Send 💬 for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.
Castiel: You're pretty dumb.
Dean: Thank you.
Castiel: Why are you thanking me? I insulted you.
Dean: All I heard was 'Youre pretty'. Sam told me to focus on the positives in life.
dean: i can see what sam sees in you
jess: me too
compatiissante·:
@proudofusx· asked: [ whoever you like lol] 😘
Send 😘 to wink flirtatiously at my muse for their reaction.
if maya’s really honest with herself, getting winked at isn’t exactly on the list of things she was super used to having happen for her. if anything, it would have been way over on the list of things that basically never happened.
but hey, here she was having it happen anyway. and she really doesn’t know how to react except for covering half of her bashful face ( and smile ) with one hand while her other nervously dug her nails into her opposite elbow. it was a dream, right? this never happens in real life.
“—–howdy.”
she was cute. and her immediate reaction to a simple wink did nothing but enforce that fact. honestly, he was just happy that he didn’t receive a slap to the face in the response to his slightly creepy advance. it wouldn’t be the first time and... you’d think he would have learned by now to stop it.
“well howdy, lil lady,” he replied with a smirk, emphasizing his texan drawl.
Who would my muse rather kiss: Send two names
brokeniinnocence·:
“t’not to, but you’re not the one in charge here, so— tough shit, sweetheart.”
“do you always have to be such a brat?”
Reblog if it’s okay to reply to an open starter and send you memes although we haven’t RPed before
Dean + glasses
brother hijinx - from here with @proudofusx
“ and that’s the plan you’re sticking with? that we can get away with this if we stick to the story? stacks, they know we are actors. they are going to assume we’re lying in the first place. plus, man… it’s robbie & speight! they know us. “
“just cause we’re actors doesn’t we’re lying all the time! They can’t prove anything, just stick with me on this one, man.”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ HALSEY / MANIC ( TRACKS 9 –– 16 ) / @brokeniinnocence
Continued from here [x]
What have I said about calling me sweetheart?