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@prttydarlin
âwhat are you gonna do, cry about it?â yes . the fuck
how i feel reading smut in the morning like itâs the newspaper
oh to get pulled over for speeding by your husband sammy <3
shrugging your shoulders and forming a wince when you see the officer sammy bryant rolling up to your window. eyes squinted shut a bit at "okaaaay, license and registration."
when he finally gets a good look at you, he's cooing "baby... what the fuck? this is a 30, you were doing 45. what's the rush princess? whatsa matter?"
you're pleased to find out that crying does, indeed, still get you out of a ticket. you're hyperventilating as sammy watches, "shh, shhh okay, okay honey c'mon outta the car."
he opens the door for you, helping you stand up and hugging you, a gentle rock back n forth as he tuts into your hair "gotta be careful baby, you're precious cargo, you know that? huh?" sammy holds you for a few more minutes, big soothing hand running down your back to help even your breaths. you never did like getting in trouble, and it's even worse when you disappoint him.
after a few minutes and a call over the radio, sammy pulls back with thumbs rubbing at your arms. he meets your eye level, putting on that soft dominant voice you love so much, "now get your pretty lil ass back in the car, drive home- slowly now, okay? and go lay down for a little, you're too worked up sweetheart. i'll be home soon, kay? okay baby? alright.. g'head" tapping your butt as you get back in the car, closing the door for you on the way.
when you pull away he smiles at you, making the "i'm watching you" signal with his pointer and middle finger and flashing you his million-dollar, crooked, charming smile.
heâs so good to me (and to nobody else)
andrew âpopeâ cody & f!reader
content <đ .á 18+, implied age gap, reader has been around the cody family for awhile but theres no relation to them, TABOO FICTION -> fauxcest between two consenting adults, use of big brother / little sis(ter), slight somnophilia, pet names, dirty talk, degradation / praise, dry humping / grinding, no prep.
andrew is reluctant to share his fantasies with you, despite you being just as depraved as he is. it takes a long time to get things out of him, itâs so difficult for him to swallow down his shame when it comes to sex and intimacy. so youâve taken to dropping little hints when you have something that you both may enjoy in mindâ hints that wonât scare him away or come off as pushy. youâve learned that he can be flighty and stubborn if you donât play your cards right.
âyouâve always taken such good care of me,â you mumble, watching him move around his room in nothing but sweats. his skin is freshly tanned from your lounge session by the pool, new freckles forming over his strong shoulders that you want to sink your teeth into over and over. you nearly lose your train of thought, but then he turns to face you with the very beginning of an amused smirk tugging at his lips.
âeven before we got together,â you continue. your voice is light as you sit up on your knees, crawling to the edge of the bed where he stands like a deceivingly cute wildcat stalking some prey, âmaybe it sounds weird now, but i realized you were always like a big brother to meâŚâ
you can see him take a moment to process your words. to realize that yeah, he was like a big brother to you at one point in your lives, and it came natural to him. it was him who looked after you, not his own brothers who are closer to your age, who you should have bonded with after all of smurfâs efforts. instead you decided to cling to andrew. you had heart eyes for him since day one and they arenât going anywhere anytime soon, not when he treats you like youâre his whole world.
but still, he canât help but askâ âwhere is this coming from?â
âwhat?â you feign a pout, âi canât share my thoughts anymore?â
âno, no.â andrewâs hands find your warm face, holding your cheeks in his palms and looking down at you like youâre the most precious object in his room, âyou know you can⌠you little minx.â
at that, you happily meet him halfway when he leans down fully to kiss your awaiting lips. itâs sweet and chaste, and you sigh into it before pulling him down onto the bed with you for your post-swim nap.
iâm the opposite of a cougar. i only seek men who are greying and withering. a snow leopard, perhaps.
him snapping a photo of you with a digital camera and smiling as he says, âyou look real pretty like this, baby.â this being you stuffed with his cock âŚ
Pretty when you Cry
cw: 18+ mdni, d/s dynamics, dacryphĂlĂa, ov3rstĂm but he talks you through it!
Jack Abbot shouldâve known something was wrong with him when he felt the crown of his cock twitch when he saw you crying in the hospital stairwell after a shift.
Youâd been nothing but cool headed on your shift, showing compassion and drive when need be but nothing but aloof and nonchalant when it came to anything else. If you two didnât look so different, someone would think you and Doctor Shen were siblings.
But it had been⌠a night shift for sure. Breaking up a fight at the nurses station, calming down some frustrated parents, having to take over for Lena because she had an emergency to take care of, saving lives, losing one, sprinting down the hall to calm a patient down. An usually you manage to carry it home with you and scrub it all off in the shower. But you just needed a second to recoup. A second, a second, a secondâ maybe it was five minutes. Youâre not all too sure, neither was Jack. But when he saw you pressed against the wall of the stairs, in that shitty orangey hue, long lashes damp with hot tears down youâre angelic face, nose a little runny and that full, kissable bottom lip of yours wobblingâ
Abbot knew he had to make sure there were⌠other ways to prevent you from being in another situation like this again..
Put your prefect little salty droplets to better use.
You never stood a chance.
The older man slid into your life so easily, it was as if heâd been missing the entire time. Jack takes care of you so well, you forget you can hold your own sometimes. But itâs mostly all in good nature, checking in on you during your shift, making sure youâre eating and hydrated, driving you home after your shifts and making sure you follow your nighttime routine, letting you lean against him for a minute our two before he gets called away, little touches to your back, your neck, your fingers. Becomes the safe haven you know is there for you.
So when heâs got his fat dick stretching your slippery walls out to the brim and his thumb pressed up against your throbbing little clit again tonight in the bedroom, you can handle it.
Heâs made sure of it.
untouched, xo
summary: you need help getting one of J's asshole friends to stop hitting on you.
|| pope cody x reader || angst, heavy making out, touchstarved!pope, jealous!pope, fake dating trope, pope is v socially awkward (leave my baby alone!!), age gap, non canon timeline, no specific season but earlyish, mentions of drugs and alcohol consumption, character study || a/n: based on diet pepsi by addison rae - potential smutty p2? wc: 3k
18+ a little
being clingy with jack abbot, he isnât used to it at first. a combination of not having a serious relationship since his wife passed and spending all his time at the hospital and at the SWAT unit made him skittish to your touch at first. he reassures you he wasnât uncomfortable with your touches, so you persist. you couldnât help it, always needing to feel him even if itâs some small way. a hand combing through his hair when you both were watching tv, always hugging his middle while he was cooking breakfast and yapping about your day, reaching out to find his hand while he was thrusting into you or pulling him into you as you wrap your legs around him wanting to be as close as possible. burrowing your head into his chest when you were upset. sometimes, when you were frustrated enough, you bit him. when you were upset or he wouldnât pay attention to you, youâll find whatever you could find his bicep, his thigh, his neck. always letting go with a surprised yelp when his heavy hand would come down to spank your bottom.
eventually he not only comes around to his clingy girl, but meets you at your level. always grabbing you into his lap when he was at home, in public he would always have a heavy hand on your thigh squeezing and pulling you into him throughout the night, never lets go of your hand especially when you are sitting on his face whining and grinding on him as you work for your release, in bed he was always massaging some part of your body with you favorite massage bar from lush, always patting your butt as he passed by, squishing your cheeks and cooing at your furrowed brows when you were frustrated always coming to the rescue to solve your problems.
jack abbot doing that thing where heâs shushing you even heâs the reason youâre making all that noise. like heâs got you pinned to the bed on your side, curling his body over you to keep reaching that spot. asking âwhatâs all the fuss about, hm?â and holding your face with fake concern while railing you to literal pleased tears.
youâre grabbing onto whatever part of him you can, tugging the freckled skin as the thick of him splits you open with rough strokes. unraveling you thrust by thrust.
âjâŚjack,â is all your voice can bunch out of your damp-with-sweat, bouncing figure. the rest of what you say just spills into loud, melty, fucked-out noises.
âthatâs my name, donât wear it out,â he mumbles, lips against your ear. they peck a quick kiss along the shell before he grins at your loud pantsâwhich is exactly how he wants them⌠wants you. loud and crying (good tears, of course) and stuffed full of him. you cry out his name again, and he just bucks into you harder. feeling a little light headed himself. âshh, baby, i know. weâll getcha there.â
jack abbot doing that thing where heâs shushing you even heâs the reason youâre making all that noise. like heâs got you pinned to the bed on your side, curling his body over you to keep reaching that spot. asking âwhatâs all the fuss about, hm?â and holding your face with fake concern while railing you to literal pleased tears.
youâre grabbing onto whatever part of him you can, tugging the freckled skin as the thick of him splits you open with rough strokes. unraveling you thrust by thrust.
âjâŚjack,â is all your voice can bunch out of your damp-with-sweat, bouncing figure. the rest of what you say just spills into loud, melty, fucked-out noises.
âthatâs my name, donât wear it out,â he mumbles, lips against your ear. they peck a quick kiss along the shell before he grins at your loud pantsâwhich is exactly how he wants them⌠wants you. loud and crying (good tears, of course) and stuffed full of him. you cry out his name again, and he just bucks into you harder. feeling a little light headed himself. âshh, baby, i know. weâll getcha there.â
cannot stop thinking about pope cody with his three teenage boys (who, yes, are just a variation of andrew, craig & deran) who back talk their mom (you) one time and if goes a little something like this:
"jesus fucking christ, the laundry isn't going to explode if i don't do it right now, god damn, mom." your middle chirps.
"she's on one, today." your oldest shakes his head.
"did that shit last week anyways, it's fine." your youngest flops on the couch and grabs the controller from his brother, before they start arguing amongst themselves.
you can barely blink before pope is storming in the house and upstairs to their rooms (yes those are bedrooms that pope, craig & deran used to sleep in when they lived with smurf), ripping every electronic device out of the wall, tossing them down the stairs.
stomping back down the stairs he stops in the living room and yanks that console from below the tv.
"let's get something crystal fuckin' clear, you three will not disrespect your momâmy wifeâin my house. do you understand me? get your school shit and go to your rooms, now." pope is raising his voice as the boys stare at him stupidly.
those gaming consoles are being tossed in the pool and/or being smashed w his fucking sledge hammer btw, and pope is about to spend the rest of the evening catering to you as an apology because he cannot believe his boys believed for one second they could speak to their mom that way.
drabble heavily inspired by that one scene in PriscillađŠ
His body laid back against the pillows, your legs trapping his torso as you sit atop of him, watching with half lidded eyes the vintage 70s instant camera you were pointing at him. Joel wearing nothing but a pair of gray sweats, and you, in the cutest bra and undergarment matching set. The white fabric on both, decorated with pink small bows forcing Joel to ogle at you, but for a moment back to the camera, for the photo.
Snap!
You let out a charming giggle, as the polaroid drops on to his body, the colour still not developed. He gently grabs the camera from you, looking at you through the camera lens, your naked body glowing, the warm light from the bedside table lamps reflecting on your body, pointing it at you and smiling,
âLook at the camera, baby..â he mumbles softly, your eyes instinctively looking at the camera and smiling.
Snap!
The polaroid falling once again. You grab the two photos and shake them, wanting the pictures to develop faster. Joel places the camera aside, still continuing to stare at you in pure adoration , his hand slithering to the waistband of your undergarment , toying with the fabric out of habit.
The polaroids slowly start to develop, you turn the pictures around and show Joel.
âItâs us,â you smile, Joel snickers and nods, âYeah..Thatâs us,â he says smiling like an idiot.
You look at the pictures in pure awe, until Joel pulls you flush against him, dropping the pictures ,as he pulled you in for a kiss which eventually lead to a night full of lovemaking and a bunch of inappropriate photos.
đ§ŕ§ mean!simon x reader ⯠cw: age gap (unspecified & legal)
đ ŕšÂ Â Â × Â simon needs you to stay quiet while your parents are down the hall. emphasis on age gap and all that jazz (reader is an adult).
likes & comments appreciated! let me know your thoughts please, reblogs are SO important âĽď¸
18+ only. | my previous post.
âChrist, you can be such a kid sometimes; quit whining,â Simon sighs sharply with exasperationâbordering on urgencyâhips slamming into yours as if to drive the point further home. He doesn't quite mean to be harsh, but he's on edge as is with your parents slumbering down the hall and keeping you quiet is proving to be a task.
He watches you blubber and twitch on his cock almost like it hurts, and maybe it does, but it only reminds him of your youth and inexperience; something about that makes him angry. At himself? At you and your naĂŻvete? At the sands of time itself, perhaps.
âWell, go pick on someone your own age then,â you mumble defensively, your furrowed brows peeking over your shoulder at him. A dewy flush has spread across your torso and creeps up your ears, sweat glistening along the valley of your curved spine as you twist to glare at him petulantly. Simon finds you pretty just like thisâwith your bra strap sagging down your shoulder and your lower lip sticking out, and all.
need some fics with this vibe
Just For Tonight
Kinktober Day 21: Hate Sex
Javier PeĂąa x f!reader
Masterlist | Kinktober Masterlist
Warnings: Enemies to lovers-ish, Alcohol, SMUT (hate sex, doggy & missionary, rough, spanking) Arguing During Sex, A River in Egypt.
Word Count: 2,600+
Summary: You got forced into going to the infamous Murphy Halloween Party and, of course, Javier is there making things worse. At least heâs hot.
A/N: Itâs been almost 5 years since Iâve written for Javi. The man that started it all. Itâs good it be back.
You hated Javier, and Javier hated you.
Unfortunately, you were co-workers, forced to share not just an office, but the same apartment building in BogotĂĄ. One floor apart, thank god, but still too close.
After one too many drinks celebrating a mission gone right, it happened. You slept together. The next morning, you agreed it was a mistake. You promised each other it would never be discussed or happen again. Only one of those promises was kept.
if you get horny out of the blue itâs because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw