Being loud is a skill

I'm gonna teach your kid to understand sarcasm and question the government she/they 26

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[heartsnmagic]

relax time

[thememedaddy]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[moo-chemia]

[requiem-on-water]

Cat sleeping on a cushion (1892), oil on panel by Francisco Domingo Marqués

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

“pizza, serves 8” yes I 8 it all.

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[darkfoggyforests]

its xie lian day!!

[magekrove]

SQQ inspired sketch i started doing to look all deep and mysterious but grew tired of

[parkchanwoohoo]

I love everybody. I have so much in my heart. I dont like a lot of people but I love eveybkdy

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[bestiolin]

lyn chao yu