The Girl on the Milk Carton

Prue. 17. I spend most of my time laughing at Cosmo and declining book deal offers.

[captainxgally]

That’s disappointing. 

[pruewinters]

Hey, we can't all live up to some of the Victoria Secret models over there.

[harietporter]

A+ for you, chica.

[pruewinters]

Just call me Saint Prue.

[cutthroatxmurphy-blog]

You too huh? High five!

[pruewinters]

Although, I can't lie, I wasn't there the whole time. I left when some asshole got pre-party drunk and threw up on me.

[pruewinters]

I feel like I should get a gold star for keeping my clothes on last night.

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[pruewinters]

Too many white lies

And white lines

Super rich kids with nothing but loose ends

Super rich kids with nothing but fake friends

[harietporter]

Oh, shit, you’re the serial thing aren’t you?

[pruewinters]

Sh, don't tell anyone, okay?

[captainxgally]

Probably, that wouldn’t be to shocking actually.  it would actually be a pretty easy life, let me guess you’re going to try with all you might to be him? Just don’t kill thousands unless you’re into that morbid shit. Then all the power to you. 

[pruewinters]

It'd be a really cool life. I don't think I will, but if enough people piss me off...

[harietporter]

Now the important question is, did you murder someone?

[pruewinters]

Okay, look, I'm not saying it was right or anything, but he was a total asshole...

[captainxgally]

Then you better hide. Your new life of being Osama bin Laden awaits you. 

[pruewinters]

I dunno, wasn't he stuck in a mansion with a bunch of spouses and loads of porn?

Doesn't seem like a bad life to me.

[harietporter]

Well, okay, you don’t want ruin their lives or anything. They’ll cry over their narcotics and wonder where they went wrong.

[pruewinters]

It's not like I'm telling them it's their fault I murdered someone.

Just that burned down the kitchen.

[harietporter]

Time to turn on the waterworks. My parents let me get away with anything if I cry enough.

[pruewinters]

You have a point.

They are really easy to guilt... I could turn it on them. Make it seem like it's there fault I'm this way.

[captainxgally]

Just tell them you wanted to embrace your inner artist. 

[pruewinters]

I don't think they'll really care about my art if it burned down the stove.

[captainxgally]

What did you do? 

[pruewinters]

Made my kitchen resemble a painting of Dante's Inferno in about thirty seconds.

[delancy-parker]

Wow, here’s hoping they let you off easy for that one but I’m highly doubting it.

[pruewinters]

No, I'm completely and totally screwed.

Guess it's groveling time.

[harietporter]

What’d you do?

[pruewinters]

Decided to turn into the next great chef. I didn't get pass the boiling of the water without setting my kitchen on fire. There go my hopes and dreams.

[delancy-parker]

And why is that?

[pruewinters]

Well, I got a little too inspired by Iron Chef and may or may not have caught our kitchen on fire...

[pruewinters]

Well, my parents are going to murder me.