Sam: yeah, I knew a girl that had a miniature pig as pet. it's super cute
Sam: you're asking for a beating when you get home ;)
Sam: i will...i will
Sam: you have to get that one, babe! it's eyes are saying it all
Wes: pigs aren't cute, babe.
Wes: you couldn't do it if you tried. you loooove me too much. ;)
Wes: it's a girl puppy! and it keeps just staring at me and being all cute and godamnit ok we're getting it
Wes: holy shit we're actually getting a puppy this is amazing










