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@ps-dane
the yapper vs. the listener who wins
I love it when headlines get cut off
comm for @harryhinderson , I love how he turned out
what are your writing john egbert essentials? - fan
I am going to refer to these gender neutrally because I want these to be universal postulates.
I’d say there are 7 invisible rules to keep in mind, and 1 hidden invisible rule:
1. Jegbert enjoys fucking with people… a lot. And yes, it can get mean spirited if they find an opportunity to fuck with the brain of someone they don’t like.
2. Jegbert doesn’t like thinking too hard about things, for better or for worse. John is a chill ass guy. They just kind of go along with a lot of things. They especially don’t like thinking too hard about themselves. They’re at their *worst* when they forget that they have their own autonomous values and desires. It can make them really condescending and take away a LOT of their charisma.
3. Jegbert is simple. Deceptively simple. Most of the charm is concentrated in the hypersimplicity of Egbert. It’s easy for people to forget that they’re extremely observant. It’s easy for them to forget that themselves, too.
4. Jegbert wants the world to be tactile, meaningful, honest, and a bit challenging. If they feel it isn’t, they get antsy and start looking for trouble.
5. Jegbert is a critic at heart. They have a very relaxed, therapeutic vibe which makes people think they’re content… even when they aren’t. When they do feel the need to express their thoughts, they are *very* expressive and almost theatrical about it.
6. Jegbert is an endless tap of pure, unfiltered love. And quips. But mostly love. Their primary desire most of the time is just to make sure their friends are ok. They would do literally anything for their friends.
7. Jegbert can be really, really curious, because they love new things and novel things. Their ignorance does *not* come from disinterest in inquiry, they LOVE asking questions and paying attention to people. This is critical. Jegbert is *curious and observational*, sometimes to a fault. It’s *very* easy for John to see right through things and understand people at a very fundamental level. A lot of the time he just doesn’t care though, which is what makes him a bit gullible.
Case in point: John immediately clocked that Terezi was tricking him in act 4, but went anyway because he didn’t care about that, and it sounded like a neat thing to explore.
Those are 7 rules that about sums up how I write John/June. All of these traits can be twisted into being both really admirable and really detrimental. They also mean I think it would be really funny if they had a HUGE thing for single mothers and everyone noticed it but them. I also enjoy people using John as a big slobbery therapy dog.
Also the 8th hidden rule is that John is mine and you can’t have him, so discard everything written above.
Tag Game!
Tagged by the wonderful @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing!
Rules: Take this quiz!
This result is interesting to me because it's about 50% Called Out and 50% completely off base. Like the weaknesses are all accurate and loyal is an accurate strength but very organized is definitely not and a role model is.... mixed. The only red box that's accurate is "I'm not yelling, this is just my voice" but it's extremely accurate. All the cosmic ingredients are fairly accurate except for -20% excuses.
Tagging a few people but I'm tired and I'll forget people so please go ahead and do it if you want to and tag me so I can see!
@wellmanneredthief @secondearthling @koboldkatalyst @karleenscreativeworld @movietonight @orangefarmcat @onekisstotakewithme @blue-ravens @majorbaby @youngpettyqueen @old-wild-child @imusthavebecomesomething @papertowness @fanmkii
tagged by the beloved @thebreakfastgenie !!! thank you doll !! 🫶🫶 🙃
pretty much everything is right except hates everyone !!!! i am a lover unless you don’t vibe with me :(( . i’m also like . terrible at dealing with emotions it doesn’t matter if you’re my best friend if you cry in front of me i’ll be sitting there like :] ok
tagging !!
@vervainium @punk-hawkthigh-pierce @blue-ravens @ionlyhavepicturesofflowers @7-grey-clouds
Tagged by @papertowness, thank you haha this was very fun and pretty much got me to a T 😅
I think the only thing not quite right is the 100% hobbies. Whilst I may have tried pretty much every hobby in the universe, I have never really been able to stick with one. The life of a impatient perfectionist I guess. Oh and maybe tech savvy, I mean I'm not bad but I couldn't fix your computer 😂
Tagging:
@hajimedics @70sgayspaceangel @aphrodititi @we-used-to-dream @grantchapmanluver @51-queer-frogs
Woah! this is highly inacurate :P
I summon @somebodytolove31 @king-of-havoc and @wispyb
I mean... I guess SOME of this is right but some of it is also WAAAY off the mark HUJFDCX
uhhh tagging... @gorepill @blurrymango and anyone else who wants to do this UHYJFDCS you have my permission -w- (you didn't need it UHJEKDS)
Heh. Nice.
@ps-dane and @kamthefriend become space with me.
i answered 100% honestly as if this happened to me in real life
Hey enemy gamers. Against all odds, logic, or any form of reason, I somehow managed to wiggle my way into the r/homestuck and r/althomestuck moderation teams. Makin himself personally promised me absolute control over r/althomestuck, an opportunity I have not been squandering.
Now something I wanted to do with this power for a very, very long time was to create an OFFICIAL Alt!Homestuck discord server. Partially as a place for the altstuck community to hang out, mostly as a place I could undermine makin by providing a better alternative to his discord server to undermine him.
Now Andy kinda stole my thunder by creating their official server on the exact day I did but I created this place anyway because fuck it. I'll conquer both, anyway. I'd win.
If you want a tighter knit public homestuck discord complete with dedicated mpreg channel join the OFFICIAL alt!homestuck discord. Its better than the alternatives.
Real time discussion about Homestuck, through broken glass. | 53 members
"Here are some fun doodles of all my OCs!!"
Why are they all thin?
"Here are my fashion sketches inspired by my favorite toothpastes"
Why are they all thin?
"Here are the my favorite viddy game characters!"
Why are they all thin?
"Look, I made a gifset of my otp, brotp, notp, hoetp..."
Why are they all thin?
"Let me introduce you to my favorite artist, they have an instagram!"
Why is all their art of thin people?
"I'm working an obnoxious ~relatable~ four panel weekly comic strip about my life, check it out!"
Why are all the people in it thin? Do you never meet fat people?
"These are my top 10 fave shows on netflix!"
Why are there only thin characters across all of those?
"Lol I drew mushrooms as people, fungisonas, look!"
WHY are they all thin?!?!
"I'm taking consensual street photos of fashionable people in a megapolis city like New York or Paris, here's the best 500 from the last year"
WHY ARE ALL OF THEM THIN?!?!
I beg you. Please. Please start seeing it. Keep asking that question until you see. Then ask it harder. Question your favorite creators, your favorite media, your favorite artists, your favorite self. Why are they all thin?
Because thin bitches are more fun to draw lmao.
The other stuff is because the media in general hates fat people. But the art ones is easy. Skinny bitches are more fun to draw.
It’s my favorite media because I like the story concepts, my favorite artist draw thin characters because they consume the same media, my favorite “self” is thin because I’ve been bullied for my lack of weight gain
It feels mighty pretentious if op to assume this is a fault of the consumer, and not toxic beauty standards of media that love to be pushed
When you grow up with one thing, drawing one thing, consuming one thing, hypothesis for ya, wouldn’t that person depict those things as those familiar ?
Just like op would like to see fatter than average people. I would also like to see anemic, near skeletal people shown in a good light and not told to “eat more” or be called anorexic
As I Said this is pretentious as hell
i draw thin people because i draw idealized caracitures of reality. if being fat isnt a necessary trait of a character, i typically draw them as average or fit.
also its more fun to draw attractive things, and i find being fit or thin or average or whatever more attractive than being fat.
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
@blurrymango IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
He called my oc ugly and now I’m mad >:(( ITS NOT MYYYY FAULT I PLAY BALDURS GATE ON CONSOLE WITH NO FACE MODS YOU LEAVE MY SQUARE, STRONG JAWLINE SONS ALONE
My children do not deserve this SLANDER
ikr its so dumb how awful bg3's face selection is compared to the rest of its character customization. gimme some sliders!!!
NERD!!!!!!!!!!
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seen it
@ps-dane is currently failing at lighting a fire.
it was too windy T_T
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
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Oh let’s fucking gooooooooo!!!! Love these!
my sexual awakening was Debby Ryan. Doesn’t get more humiliating than that! @glowstick-art @artsy-n-smartsy @magnificentfunflower & anyone else who’d like to join!
my sexual awakening was james from pokemon......
@mouldingch33se im not tagging my irl friends
Mine was... oh fuck I don't even know anymore. Uhhhh- could've also been some Pokémon trainer. Probably.
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I'm actually a massive ffucking jackass.
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You say that like it’s a shock
Fun fact about me, my skin used to be gray
@ps-dane <you’re my only tumblr friend that isn’t already tagged
fun fact about me: my steam library is worth $2,856 in today's prices, at an average price of $18.30, and i've spent approximately $0.12 for every hour i've played a steam game.
@ps-dane
seen it
Question for the Haterz. Plus a little @kamthefriend because. Well. Ffuck you, I will put my boy there if I want to.
Also me wearing the winter coat I now have.
@kamthefriend Is this true?
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i dont wanr to *beat* you with hammers. i want to KILL you with hammers.
Americans: Do you take Yankee as an insult?
USA: Yes USA: No USA: Nuance Not from US: I think it is an insult Not from US: I don't think it's an insult Not from US: Nuance I plead the fifth
idk about ya'll but I think it looks silly whenever I see someone online using it like it's supposed to be insulting. Don't make assumptions about my nationality.
Americans: Do you take Yankee as an insult?
USA: Yes
USA: No
USA: Nuance
Not from US: I think it is an insult
Not from US: I don't think it is an insult
Not from US: Nuance
I plead the fifth
I wish it was an insult that I could use against Northerners.
You have my full permission to call me a yankee
it is an insult used against northerners, but that use is from the confederates, so maybe not the coolest thing ever?
Ffuck you @ps-dane forever ffuck you.
MAN. WHAT DOES THAT. EVEN FFUCKING MEAN.
hah
fortnite
Ffuck you @ps-dane forever ffuck you.