Tiny Demon DM

The requirement for chaotic neutral is daddy issues.

[thelambliesdown1974]

it burns when I post

[velnna]

ghost of a king

[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

[memewhore]

[casa-de-cadejo-deactivated20220]

lol this slaps

[thesylverlining]

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

[fitchersvogel]

There's an entire category of Catholic folk magic that involves threatening and abusing statues of the saints until they do what you want! A famous example is burying a statue of St Joseph upside down in your yard to sell your house; once it's sold, you dig up the statue and "reward" it. The folklorist Sabina Magliocco talks about how Italian folk magic, in particular, has a strong quid pro quo element: in Sardinia, for example, villagers would throw parades for saints and carry their statues around town to ward off drought, but if the saint failed to come through, they'd dunk it in the well headfirst, and keep doing it until the rains came. So if you buy this statue and Anthony doesn't do his job, you can always waterboard him!

[jori-like-jormungandr]

<|:) wizard

<\:) the cooler wizard

[thats-howthelightgets-in]

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

[azzandra]

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

[karrakazz]

i think i just had a regular human experience

[karrakazz]

like it has to be the amulet

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

[spitblossoms]

[mini-moss]

Golden days 🍂

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[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[thememedaddy]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[feefal]

Synthetic biology

[acorviart]

rat king

[hansoeii]

Gale of Waterdeep