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PSA;

I am moving blogs and archiving this one. You can find me over here at @thiefsmirage . Feel free to stop on by if any of you are still willing to interact with me.

#{Mostly just a fresh start lmao but yeah this is where I am}

scarydragonbitch-a

PSA -

VILLAINS ARE VILLAINS.

Villains are not a precious little punching bag that’s going to stand there and take your shit and be sassy with their hand on their hip. If you mess with the bull you get the horns – if you push a villain, you will get the wrath of a villain. If your character is rude/disrespectful to a villain, especially one in a high place of power, and the villain lashes out (whether it be verbally or physically) –

THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?

Don’t write with villain/cruel/evil characters if you can’t deal with a villain/cruel/evil character being less than nice to your precious cinnamon roll of a character. Surprise! That’s not how this works! If the villain suddenly kills your character without having spoken to you first, then you have absolutely every right to be mad. But if your character receives a verbal lashing or non-lethal physical response that is in character for the villain to give, then you need to deal with it.

I’m also sick of this sense of prerogative way of thinking certain characters hold when it comes to villains. This mindset of, ‘oh this person is evil, bUT OBVIOUSLY THEY’LL LOVE ME AND I’LL BE THEIR SPECIAL SOMEONE THEY WON’T HATE ME OR TRY AND KILL ME.“ NO. STOP THAT. You cannot go into interactions with villains expecting them to absolutely fall in love with your character/be best friends with them. This is why it’s most times excruciatingly difficult to ship/bro-ship with villains. And even if this does happen, you should expect a villain to still be aggressive and/or rude from time to time.

A VILLAIN DOES NOT STOP BEING A VILLAIN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I’ve written villains for a long time now, and one thing has been made perfectly clear – you will get shit for writing your character too IC and you will get shit for writing your character too OOC. You will be fucking cursed out for your character being aggressive to those who are rude to them, and you will be blasted for writing them being nice even just from time to time. So fellow villain writers – just let your villain flag fly. Don’t fucking listen to people who try and give you shit either way for your portrayal. To those who do not write villains – respect them. Just because your character is sassy and spunky, doesn’t automatically give them the right to try and be disrespectful to someone who is most likely superior to them.

TL;DR IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH SOMEONE BEING CRUEL TO YOUR MUSE, DON’T WRITE WITH VILLAINS.

katanamasako

Same thing goes for characters that are generally known to be aggressive, but not necessarily villainous. If there is a warning for a character being aggressive or feral or bully-ish, then don’t be surprised if they live up to it.

tightlywovensoul-blog

This Blog is Accepting Valentine's Day Stuff, Both Heartfelt and Shenanigans

Oooookay anyone who has stayed with this blog has known that this USED to be a multimuse blog. Now one of the characters was Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. I was wondering how many people would be actually interested if I made a rp blog for her.

{PSA}

Ok so mun is going to be moving at the first of the month so replies will be slow to non existent more then they already are.

sunshine-memes

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie.

angstmemes

nightmare starters

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

ghostprince

I WAS GOING THROUGH MY RWBY ART FOLDER AND FOUND THIS, TITLED “BLANKET PARTY AND CINDER ISN’T INVITED.png”

@shooty-booties

#{THIS IS PURE AND I LOVE}

murcuryblack

mercury’s morning hair routine leaked

#{I'm on a Jaded reblog spree.}

Mercury and Emerald: *running away from some Atlesian guards*

Mercury: *stops by a tree to rest*

Mercury: *sees his own wanted poster and rips it off*

Mercury: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad...

Mercury: They just can't get my nose right!

Emerald:...Who cares?

Mercury: Well, it's easy for you to say! You look amazing!

#{LMAO}

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post-final emercury, cause where are they ? I want them to be there for each other y’know

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✰ — — * MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS

‘ when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches ’ ‘ 420 stands for “4got 2 0pologize” ’ ‘ all millennials do is commit minor felonies and be gay ’ ‘ hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted! ’ ‘ i thought christmas was like… next friday or something its in like 3 days fuck ’ ‘ if you’re not in love with me by 00:00:00 jan 1 then just block me. i don’t need that kind of energy following me into the new year ’ ‘ who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying ’ ‘ my kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there ’ ‘ u know when ur growing out of phases and mindsets but u haven’t found where exactly ur shift in identity is going yet? that’s tonight’s mood ’ ‘ me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare ’ ‘ there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you ’ ‘ god knew what she was doing when she made bruno mars short if he had been tall he would be too powerful ’ ‘ motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin ’ ‘ Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know? ’ ‘ and the final mood for 2017 is: you know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen? ’ ‘ putting more importance into self care, spirituality, love and peace of mind. start with stretching and deep breathing. ’ ‘ dont forget to tell someone you love that you love them, thank people who deserve to be thanked, be more patient on people having a hard time, be more considerate, understanding, and be kinder, always. ’ ‘ do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic ’ ‘ 2032 is gonna be my year just u wait ’ ‘ I want a “I made a playlist for you” typa love ’ ‘ @ 2018 the bar is literally so low ’ ‘ Just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. Flowers are pretty, but so are sunsets and they look nothing alike. ’ ‘ i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day ’ ‘ very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him ’ ‘ *me, eyes wide open at 3am* what happened to chandler bing once he got to yemen ’ ‘ tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside ’ ‘ do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you” ’ ‘ i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads ’ ‘ u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app ’ ‘ you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with ’ ‘ is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week ’ ‘ The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit. ’ ‘ imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad. ’ ‘ take care of yourself, please. i don’t know what id do if anything happened to you. ’ ‘ crazy how personal growth can make you let go of people you swore you couldn’t live without. ’ ‘ im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me ’ ‘ you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over. ’ ‘ I’m gonna have a bomb ass life and I know it cause I’ve suffered so much and I know that wasn’t for no reason ’ ‘ you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be ’ ‘ an unstoppable force (my love of books) meets an unmovable object (my lack of a desire to actually read anything) ’ ‘ i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks ’ ‘ sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen ’ ‘ me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours ’ ‘ no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve ’ ‘ i am not enough and it’s eating me alive ’ ‘ what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch ’ ‘ always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back. ’ ‘ The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7 ’ ‘ If you play “Feeling Myself” by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Year’s Eve, Beyoncé will say “World Stop” in 2017 and “Carry On” in 2018. ’ ‘ Self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta ’ ‘ you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?” ’ ‘ ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live ’ ‘ finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice ’ ‘ do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends ’ ‘ hey this is kinda ns.fw but i wann h*ld your h*nd ’ ‘ talent: overthinking ’ ‘ have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix. ’ ‘ if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing ’ ‘ *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game ’ ‘ Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??” ’ ‘ my hands? ready to be held ’ ‘ Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice ’ ‘ kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea ’ ‘ physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll ’ ‘ I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand ’ ‘ my childhood, or, as i like to call it, the general abyss with one or two memories attached to it ’ ‘ i know ‘gay’ isn’t an emotion but let’s be real,,,,,,,,,it kind of is and i feel it 24/7 ’ ‘ babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it ’ ‘ just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined ’ ‘ i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum ’ ‘ this year has changed me more than I ever thought it would. ’ ‘ it’s ok to disappear for a lil while and get your shit together. ’ ‘ if you wanna love me hmu ’ ‘ calling me baby makes me so freakin weak ’ ‘ i’m that one guy on spongebob always screaming about his leg ’ ‘ remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life ’ ‘ i just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time. ’ ‘ never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if i get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how i go. ’ ‘ when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches ’ ‘ THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45 ’ ‘ my blood is glow stick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move. ’ ‘ are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for ’ ‘ honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. i want to be as loving and as kind as i can be. ’ ‘ just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch ’ ‘ you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well ’ ‘ when y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? i was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “i DO know how ants work, fucker” ’ ‘ true space facts: if u look up there it is ’ ‘ anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms ’ ‘ how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time ’

{HOnestly, I am legit too tired to answer anything right now, classes have drained me as of late.}

"Emerald, can we get a dog?" (Mikado.)

“Depends on the type of dog we get, honestly.”

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#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

notcuddles

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

pardonmewhileipanic

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

red3blog

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

pardonmewhileipanic

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

whitmerule

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

queenbloo-blog

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

askfordoodles

birbs just wanna have fun

huntersonthewingarchive

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.