淹死的人是游泳的人

Zilla, bird enthusiast.

[gigglincactus]

Buff

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[deadstuffguy]

New state dropped my dudes

[librarian-raichu]

Florida having a boarder with France would absolutely end up causing WW3 one way or another

[empresstress13]

The image of Florida in the Mediterranean is hurting me psychically, but is hilarious.  So did Florida take Alligators with them or are they now in Italy?

[tanou123]

☺

[ryssa-aquicoine]

Enjoys scritches then cries when he drops his stick!

HOW CAN YOU NOT

[neil-gaiman]

Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

[paroxsys]

this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

[hexpress]

[garlic-bready]

[triforce-princess]

the legend of zelda: breath of the wild // ancient weapons

[triforce-princess]

two kinds of people

[xtec]

alright THAT'S IT *relocks your tragic backstory*

[todaysbird]

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

[colorschanging]

[corpuswalker-deactivated2018120]

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

[bowelfly]

enjoy your mulch

[bowelfly]

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

[sabertoothwalrus]

look at me and tell me these earrings aren’t clip-ons

[sabertoothwalrus]

these ones are stickers and he’s using magic to make the dangly pieces float

[sabertoothwalrus]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

SCREAMING AT THIS...a nightmare literally a nightmare

[triviallytrue]

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

[triviallytrue]

based

[entitty]

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

[based-autist]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[greenekangaroo]

...she is the hero we never deserved.

[loveize]

[video description: a tiktok by @overloadcomedy. the first part of the vide shows a person facing the camera. text reads “what the hell do you do with your boobs in the shower?” the video then cuts to a person in hijab speaking. they are looking forwards at the camera. the person’s speaking is as follows: “i am not sure what other women do but this is what i do. i twist and i unscrew both of them, and then i stick it on the wall. and then when i finish showering i put it back out and screw them back on again. that is exactly what i do. why? what do you do with your teehee, hmm?” end description]

[venus-stood-still-1999]

[castlewyvern]

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

[lotusinjadewell]

Miniature Vietnamese kitchen during the Tết (Lunar New Year) holidays with traditional elements such as peach blossoms and bánh chưng (sticky rice cake). Credit to Veene.