Happiness is a warm gun

I just really blend into the background. Lame writer and a more lame blogger.

[fairweathermyth]

Ship Painting I, 51" X 43", 2017

Expensive Painting (Ship), 64" X 64", 2016

Ship Painting II, 41" X 49", 2017

Andy Dixon

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

kira actually is a pretty funny villain. like he's a serial killer who has been extremely inconspicuous so he doesn't get caught, right. he's doing this for like a decade. and then one day, some teenage kid walks up to him and is like "ayo your vibe is fuckin whack man. i'm gonna have to shoot you now" and he does, and so kira gets shot fatally, but then he wakes up and is fine... and also a giant pink cat guy follows him around and is a bomb?

now, some people might get inspired by this. some people might look at this power and go, "you know, nothing has ever made me unique before, and now something finally does. maybe i can use this force for good." others might go to the opposite extreme, and go, "wow, maybe i could take over the world with this!" still others might go, "world domination is pretty ambitious... but i could do many different types of criminal activity with this. if i put this to good use, i could dl some crazy things!"

but my boy kira? he's like "cool. epic. this will make exactly what i am doing slightly easier" and then buys some new ties to match his kitty cat and then doesn't change literally jack shit else about his life

[dollfat]

what episode of death note is this

[artofriot]

[amishsicario]

[kibibarel]

when you see cute Pokemon merchandise and you want it but it’s ridiculously expensive

[yallstillhere]

we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

[wombshaker]

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

[fr0fection]

lmao enough

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[thunderstruck9]

Kim Dorland (Canadian, b. 1974), Last Light, 2018. Oil on canvas, 76 x 61 cm.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nostalgicgifs]

[kreuzaderny]

[mysharona1987]

[alduinsgf]

hell yeah

[dayman]

[aximili]

op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.

[cute-overload]